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Jaffa Factory 8 - Dirty Tricks

by YOGSCAST Lewis & Simon • 3,983,550 views

The construction of Simon's amazing Jaffa factory continues! We learn how to make some magical dust, whilst Simon attempts to protect the factory from unwanted guests! Next:...

130,000 thousand blocks of dirt if they turned the diamonds they had all into dirt
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I remember watching the full series when it fist came out
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Yes it was great when it FIST came out
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you know other modded minecraft series do really elaborate pranks on other people in the server an what I like about this is that the pranks are simple and hilarious
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Has anyone ever noticed how slowly the leadership just moves back and forth between Simon and Lewis? I guess most people would assume that Simon is the leader, but I guess not.
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5:30 Ship it to a restaurant, eh... Waiter of said restaurant: "Greetings fine sir! What would you like for dinner? We have: Jaffa Cakes, Dirty Jaffa Cakes, Stony Jaffa Cakes, Rotten-Flesh-Filled Jaffa Cakes, Stringy Jaffa Cakes... 12 years later ... And Porkchop Jaffa Cakes! So, what would you like?" Person: Wakes up from hibernation "Hmm? Wha? Oh, can you please repeat that?"
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That's 12800 blocks of dirt
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I like how Rythian is the only one who uses equivalent exchange correctly...
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My nan is honeydew aka Simon
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If they had 1 cookie and 1 diamond block in the energy condenser they'd have 2 inventorys full of "java cakes"
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At this point, I feel like this series is the backstory for Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, if they decided to branch out later to all candy
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What mod is the alchemical chest and energy condenser? Tekkit?
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+The Lazy Gamer not ee3 it's ee2 don't get them mixed up :)
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why did they  stop WHY!!!
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0:32 If you can turn gold into gold ore, than you can get infinite gold using the macerator...
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I calculated the dirt needs for SIXTEEN diamonds. 1 diamond = 8000 EMC 16 diamonds = 128 , 000 EMC 1 dirt = 1 EMC So, in reality, ONE HUNDRED & TWENTY THOUSAND blocks of dirt is equivalent to SIXTEEN diamonds.
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A diamond is actually 8,192 EMC....
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And that really isn't hard to work out -_-
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It was like Lewis was just ASKING for a destruction catalyst at 7:36 lol
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i love this series so much, im just watching them all over again because i miss it ;D
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I wish I could enjoy Jaffa cakes. They taste delicious but they burn my throat :/
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Then dont swallow :)
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Your Floor building almost gave me a seizure
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The title just makes everyone watch
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It isn't when it's magic energy - Duncan whatever
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So lewis can't count to 128000.
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What version of tekkit is that?
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I meant classic, lite or normal. It's classic
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12:23 this is how porn starts
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Im trying to pick up an aksent to annoy my l.a techer
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I'm* Accent* L.A* Teacher*
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What would I do without youtube? Honestly
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1:58 nailed it didn't you pal?
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The uranium gives you 20 diamonds instintly
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Still think they should have built a Big Box out of Obsidian around Sips Co <_<
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how come my sphax texture pack dosent change the looks on all thew machines and the tools?
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You need to get the tekkit classic add on.
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This was filmed on my birthday!!
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Did anyone else come up with the joke 'To stop Sjinvaders'...?
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8000 x 16 is 128000 silly
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6:58 "The physicist in me just died" SIMON EATS SCIENTISTS
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HALF LIFE 3 confirmed
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Energy IS conserved
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Yes sir. yes sir. NO PLEASE DONT HIT ME. xD Ill beat you with a stick, that was awesome.
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i surry dady do nut beet me
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You know there is a thing called ELEVATORS
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Rip in peace head phone wearers 10:49
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+Sam Huber it's a yogscast joke guys. Simon says it.
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did they intend to pun the DIRT-y tricks? (like if you noticed)
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Can you make more YogLabs
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i haf jaffa cake mod and it is.......weird
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couldn't they just have a quarry then have all the stuff turned into jaffas in the condenser?
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7:31 spading is the process where an animals sexual organs are taken out...
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142,000 blocks of dirt damn.
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You can make emc in a condenser and use it to make other things
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2 years later.. Hard to believe this turned into the massive factory it was when the series ended.
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im watching this video, two years after it was posted exactly. oh the nostalgia.
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Wow. This is exactly like Breaking Bad but instead of meth it's jaffa cakes and dirt and instead of killing people, they just place a load of dirt on their competition.
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that moment when yogscast become the members of a badly make porno 12:21 
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Lol at 10 59 simon said thats what she said
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you know looking back the new little face Icons of Lewis Simon and Duncan looked a lot nicer and more cheery. I mean just look at the cartoony look it matches sphax perfectly
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8000 x16 = 128000 128000 = 2000 stacks of 64
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you should also mass produce condencer's :D like one for each perpson or 64 for each peron :D or more!!!!!! :D
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+Treepee why do people have to be so mean? MAYBE HE DOESNT KNOW
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yeah true never CALL ME THAT
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12:22 - Honeydew's overuse of power!
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Um.......I think Duncan should be the boss
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With entire 64 stacks, it would take roughly 55 people to carry all of the dirt from that many diamonds.
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11:15 Simon:WHOO the floor is done! Me:12more floors to go :-/
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128000 blocks of dirt
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Ahahaha you sneaky bastards XD
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Have ALL the DIRT!!!!
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innit va voo vat vewis vand 
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This goes good with dirty tricks over the shoulder bolder holder
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9:15 ish you can't have rolling boulders as boulders are round and if they were square they couldn't roll.
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Exactly 2 years ago this was posted... Damn...
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This was one of their best series  
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Can u make diamonds from the condenser sorry if I spelled it wrong
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This episode came out the day before my birthday
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OMG cool! Did you know this came a month or two after my birthday? I posted this comment 5 months before my birthday! Ha how cool!
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lewis' ambitiousness is hilarious knowing what comes is the future...
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Heh. Apples and pork. Just like Marsquest
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anyone else having trouble with the audio fading out sometimes?
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Make diamonds with the energy chest
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It's called an energy condensor
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When he said he put one diamond in to make those stone bricks my jaw literally just dropped I know diamond are expensive but they can't be that expensive O.O
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And they work so much just so later on it gets werecked
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This gave me an idea...I have recently been asked to create a company that creates pretty much everything. The discipline route I guess will be to beat people with a stick. Thanks for the idea Simon! :D
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14:10 I'm sorry, but you do not have permission to perform this command. Please contact the server administrators if you believe that this is in error. LEWIS!!!
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118 is next year SPOILERS
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