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STARTING A CULT (Do's & Don'ts #9)

by Shut Up! Cartoons • 1,353,354 views

Subscribe to Shut Up! Cartoons: http://smo.sh/SubToShutUp ASK QUIRI!: http://www.smosh.com/askquiri The Do's & Don'ts of starting a cult. Get more wildly inappropriate advice for impressionable...

Who would have expected religious butthurts? XD
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Oh the religious fucks who can't take jokes makes me SO glad I left religion!
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+Chrnan6710 I just wanna say thank you and you're awesome. I just meant the other comments where people be like "This is bad!" It's just a joke. 
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+Tihs i'm a christian and i also found this funny. I find this show funny but intelligent at the same time. Many people really need to get a sense of humor.
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Why have cults become synonymous with Christianity? Not all Christians are cult members.
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U WILL BOTH BURN IN HELL AND BE TORTURED
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+gerardo caguioa Why? Because pussy religous fucks can't take jokes? Do you think "god" really gives a shit? HEIL SATAN HEIL SATAN
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A religion is different than cult. Geez.
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Sure... Just keep on believing
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This basically describes every religion.
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The news reporters hair looks like quiri
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Real church is boring and it doesn't even make sense. My words exactly
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I love people getting butt-hurt by the disgusting truth  of religions.
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Cults and religion are different
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Every religion ever.
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YOU F*CK HEADS HOW YOU KNOW EVERYTHING
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Did I just watch south park?
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+alexjimz115 -I actually can't draft a response for this comment-, much more or less care, but hey!- It's South Park at least! Except they didn't kill Kenny... Which sucks.
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I can't believe that this I'd voiced by real kids
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Did I just watch south park?
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She 🎅🎂🍬🍭🍬💝🍬💝🍬🍬🍬🎅🍭🍠🍉🍏🍰🍪🍉🍉🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍠🍞🍕🍷🍣🍣🍣🍱🍹🍹🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍴🍷🍭
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Iz a brony is that a religion
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กำ ไก หาผ ไพ กก ไก ไหหหปหปำดยหจำยแยำยยใหยกวยหวกบวกวยแวำวแวดวแยๆงกวำวดนาทททคคี I have no idea what I wrote
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"Kam Find pass compiler kg chicken Hainan for the five treated with a debt that's แim me to the Quay for, plus a แwm the environment is bad and than Quaid minutes Release the keys " That is what you said.
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Guys smosh is not making fun of god. Smosh doesn't even write these probably so don't go hating on smosh.
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YES FOR GOSH SAKES READ THE CREDITS SMOSH ISNT MAKING FUN OF GPD
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A man's son: Dad, I worship Quiri. Dad: YOURE GAY WTF!? His son again: No, I worship a pile of shit. Dad; Oh ok carry on.
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all of you need to calm down, first of all this is a joke,its says do`s and don`t not god vs quiri, they never compared god to a piece of shit, as they would be smart enough to know if they made fun of Christianity, a tsunami of people would spam the messages with words the devil himself would not say(expression people) and some Christians, not all need to accept other religions as people have a right to believe what they want
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WHATS WITH THE KNUCKLE SANDWICHS!!!
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You guys went to far with the religion thing . It was just offensive and I'm in subscribed.
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OHHHHH Queer Siri!
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Scientology is a cult
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Eww, let's just go shopping
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I wish they continued this series... :(
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PEOPLE SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I WILL SHOVE THY OOMPA LOOMPA UP THY ANUS!!!!! 
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Another comment war, yay! Grab your guns people!
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gasp runs to the closet and grabs shotgun shoots the TV
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Watches war on live television
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The original life cycle of this videos comments section June 25, 2012: Hate from both religious people and atheists One week after that: Atheists and religious people attack each other on personal levels 6 months later: The people mentioned above go on a hunt for people who have different opinions, being covered up by people saying to stop arguing Today: the cycle restarts at hate from both religious people and atheists
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I find it hard to imagine atheists hating a parody of religious insanity... Please let me know what their complaints were (as I'm one of 'em).
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THESE KIDS ARE SAYIN WHAT WERE ALL THINKIN'!
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Your making fun of god But I Like you guys still
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Fuck this episode smosh is making fun of god fuck you smosh
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Guys you know that smosh didnt make this...other people did...Read the credits at the end
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Watch with subtotal lol
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whyh do they make black people weird !?
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I love how pissed off people are getting XD god doesnt exist
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What's that supposed to mean?
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To you, god is not real, but to many, he is. So don't post things like that. Just a tip...
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So many gay jokes, oh my god XD
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ha! pretty sure this is supposed to be offensive. deal with it.
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FOR THE LAST TIME, I DONT CARE WHAT YOUR RELIGION IS!!! Shut up down there in the comments!!!!
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lol quirs. moe like queers
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Obvious troll is obvious.
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what the fuck man.do u guys think this is kinda fun to make religion like shit or should i say god.u fuckin bunch of faggots should stop this.or u will burn in hell in after life.take this as a free advice u gay freak show..
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I hate how anti Christ this show can be...
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this is weird and disrespectful
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this is very offensive to some religions.....
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a little bit but it is still funny
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He has abs like Jesus🙏
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Its just like these guys who made the cartoon doen't know what they're doing and what they're saying!
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I'm a Christian and even i think that is screwed up.Also if your friends are treating you like that then they aren't your friends all i can tell you is dont let them get to you
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I thought they removed this video due to religious debate
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Lol I will anally fuck your god and make him give me a blowjob. Does that offend your jehova cult?
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And Christians are suppose to accept everyone and love them because God made them. Christians always get so pissed at athiest for no reason. Im a Christian and I'm not as much of a douche as the other christians. I respect the athiest point of view because its a right in our amendment to have freedom of religion.
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YOU ARE A FUCK TARD GO DUCK YOURSELF AND CHRISIONS STATTED THE DARK AGES YOU MOTHER FUCKIN ASS BITCH
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thts because there douchebags just dont listen to their dumbass comments
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Yeah, my best friend is atheist, (although Jewish through the female line) and while we debate extensively on the plausibility of the bible, it is friendly and rejuvenating to hear anothers opinions.
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okaayyyy this is just soo wrong O_O oh well ._.
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Im a christian and im pretty angry about the comments on this video
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How is this offensive? It's actually really clever
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People people .3. Notice in the title it says (do's and dont's) This doesn't mean complain about it cause Quiri was "the new God" It's a joke so stop with the comments bout hating other religions it's very rude. ._. people these days...
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I need a religion like this!!!!!!!
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Is it me, or the comments are filled up with atiests who have not gone outside in a while and seen REAL LIFE Christians? Really, all of you are acting like they killed your parents
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It's not funny for God to be compared to a piece of crap that's not a joke.
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You friends, parents, sisters are sick and need medical help.
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i would totally join that cult
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ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY SHIT I MEAN QUIRY
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Just remember all the episodes are jokes and it's supposed to be a bit of fun.
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i guess the ones that are offended don't have abs like Jesus...
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I don't know to say this is funny or disturbing.
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How is hitler awesome he wanted to FUCKING KILL JEWS HE WAS A JEW AND HE WASN'T EVEN GERMAN YOU DOUCHBAG MAN YOU ARE REALLY PISSING ME OFF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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4.16 Dude, that's Chinese in the background!!!!
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