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Inbred Yoshi

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I wouldn't trust that bastard with a fork O_O
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+Joseph Espinoza I wouldn't trust him to stay alive longer tan a nanosecond. I also wouldn't trust him to restart the game on time either.
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Imagine that thing in real life. 
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"GIVE ME THE FUCKIN BABY!!" -Imbred Yoshi, 2012
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Waroshi confirmed for the next Wario World.
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+Woody the Starman You just said only one of you are smart... other not either...
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I guess you could say his father was (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) a motherfucker
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YEEAAAAAAAAAH! DUN DUN DAH!
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This. THIS! This is why I love your channel. XD
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+Esper Conductor LOL, I wish it was...oh...how I wish it was. ^^
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Curses!...well, there's always city hall then hahaha
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Someone put him out of his misery already
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+WinVisten Actually, it's been recently discovered that dinosaurs have feathers. They're more closely related to birds than reptiles.
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+Zach Black Birds descended from reptiles, dinosaurs in specific. Dinosaurs are reptiles that are more closely related to primitive birds than most other reptile groups, but they are still reptiles, but they are a transition between normal reptiles and birds. Actually, though, not ALL dinosaurs are more closely related to birds than other reptiles, only bird-hipped dinosaurs like T-Rex are more closely related to birds. Dinosaurs without bird hips, like Stegosaurus, are more closely connected with other reptile groups. Stegosaurus had blood vessels in its plates, and I've heard from a book on dinos that I had a long time ago that cool blood would flow into the plates to warm up, thus meaning it was a cold blooded animal. So, SOME dinosaurs are cold blooded, and some are warm blooded, some are related to birds, others to reptiles. "Dinosaur" really is a blanket term, because if you pick two random dinosaurs, chances are they won't have much in common. Yes, SOME dinosaurs had feathers. But not ALL of them did. Velociraptors had feathers, for example, but Stegosaurus didn't.
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I will not give my child to someone who has that kind of condition.
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Yoshis don't even breed... They just lay eggs whenever they eat something. YOSHIS REPRODUCE BY SHITTING.
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Geez, who knew Yoshis could be genetic train wrecks?
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+CitizenKahne1992 Ironic how Yoshi can turn into a train
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"my mom is my dad's mom." his mother is his grandmother!?!?!?!? D:
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No wonder Yoshi went on the journey alone in the first Yoshi's Island
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of course yoshis shed you morons
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+HIgh Jumper34 dude, I know they stick their tongues out, I'm just saying all reptiles shed
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"Give me the F*cking Baby!" - (Special?) Yoshi.
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How many genetic diseases did his parents have the genes to, geeze.
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"Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh............." That part was hilarious. Yoshi knows what he needs to do, get the hell away from that abomination ASAP.
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Yellow Yoshi: My mom is my dad's mom. Green Yoshi: WOW, Umm, I don't think I should be leaving a baby with someone of your... "health"
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Germaine VANGUARD Shared on Google+ · 1 month ago
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At least he can't die...
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could some one pls tell me why he can shed when his parents were yoshis as well
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This is why incest is not wincest
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This is why you should never have sex with your relatives, unless they're your spouse!
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Now hold on... Why would the green Yoshi ever pass baby Mario to the yellow Yoshi?
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In the game, the Yoshis pass on the baby to each other as a relay system through each world.  Green Yoshi first starts in level one then passes the baby on to the next Yoshi after he completes the level.  Then so on and so fourth.  In the last world, Green Yoshi carries the baby twice.  In the first level and then the last one where he beats Baby Bowser and finds the stork and Baby luigi. 
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+XxEmoGothOutcastxX I understand that completely, I've played Yoshi's Island many times. But never in the game does a green Yoshi pass Baby M to a yellow Yoshi. Green yoshi will pass it to a pink or other green yoshi.
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I have no idea what Inbred means
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+Kylmon Jadone Well, everyone has a different sense of humor. 
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+The Core Master5768 meaning that your relatives had a baby with each other and since the genetic divorsity is not good it is not a good idea
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The inbred's mother is his grandmother and his father is his brother?
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because fuck pokemon logic, I mean to get the best pokemon you breed your best pokemon with the right natures and abilities, not caring that they all are related to each other, and you still don't get a horribly deformed pokemon. 
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tru but if this Yoshi egg stuff followed pokemon rules then there would be no inbred Yoshi monstrosity
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I wouldn't trust him for anything
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is it weird that im 10 and i know what inbred mean plus me wathcing these videos? is someone said yes i would be suprised
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+Suzanne Horne I dunno, I mean I knew how sex worked by the time I was 8, so I guess it isn't THAT weird. Though, why do you have a youtube account when you're ten?
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Look at it this way, you could learn now and here or be taught by a creepy uncle in a tool shed. I say YouTube on and don't worry about it! Then again I'm also a horrible influence
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This one was funny yet disturbing.
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i gotta say the subtitle says gimme the maybe XD
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That was creepy as fuck
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There should be a part 2 with that weird Yoshi chasing them.
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Mario: Mama mi. . . EW! WHAT is that.
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He look ugly yucky Yoshi and he is will die
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THAT THING IS DIRTY lol
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MY DICK is not diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirty :{
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That is a zombie in a yoshi suit
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If you look closely, at the beginning, Yoshi's back spikes fall off!!!
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"Don't be ridiculous, my mom is my dad's mom" Inbred Yoshi 2012
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Game Genie in a nutshell.
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The inbred Yoshi reminds of nuka the lion from the lion king 2. Or that doggy that scamp pasted by on the way out of the dog pound.you know the that's says hey uh puppy you okay alright after I scoot by you. Hey come back here when your walking away from me!
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00:19 The look on Baby Mario's face LOL
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Mario: Mama mi. . . EW! WHAT is that.
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Harmony Johnson Shared on Google+ · 1 month ago
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Inbred people are weird. That's why the "Royal" Family is weird.
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My mom is my dad's mom, oh mah god...
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He seems pretty nice though..
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GIVE ME THE FUCKING BABY!!!!!
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GIMME THE FRIGGIN BABY xD
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Why waste the effort making something so unfunny? I really doubt whoever made this truly believed this was funny. I hate myself for being so negative, and actually wasting my own time writing this, but I'm so tired of all these unfunny videos on YouTube. I don't know why I keep clicking on them, but I do. It's driving me crazy guys. I'm too old for this, I need to go out and get a job... Anyone in the same boat here?
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Something being "funny" is subjective. You may find those things unfunny while people burst laughing watching it. It's all a matter of opinion.
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Sure, you're right. I was just having a bad day.
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30yrs later... yoshi is gonna wish he left mario with imbred yoshi
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please kill it please
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Aren't yoshis asexual?
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Baby mario : what the fuu...
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Literally No comments? OwO
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Give me that **** Baby !!!
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This cant be unseen....
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What if the Yoshi's high fived each other at the end of the level?
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If you're gonna have sex with a relative. Don't have kids.
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Is inbreeding that bad!?
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+Posey And then X-men were born........
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This is a gag video, so of course it isn't going to be scientifically accurate. If you want to learn more facts about the effects of multi-generational inbreeding, this is a fascinating place to start: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_II_of_Spain Posey is right. The more a family inbreeds, the worse it gets.
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Now that piece of shit is dirty. His tail was shedding, he has a trunk on his nose, he uncontrollably rolled out his tongue( which creeped-out the green yoshi), his mom is his father's mom, he died and came back from heaven, he again died but he died crazy. That yoshi is probably on crack... ;) I wouldn't even trust that dirty piece of shit with a damn spoon with a $1 spoon.
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Sure he went to heaven? i'm pretty sure heaven wasn't where he went....
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Forget killing it with fire, Nuke the damn thing
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New life lesson everyone - DON'T FUCK YOUR SISTERS.
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+Patrick Barker How could I not!?! Your face says it all!!!
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I think my childhood was just destroyed
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No it wasn't. It was in the past. This video wasn't that far in the past. :3
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Since 1 yoshi has enough with 1 level cuz of the crying. he can still go to another level to keep baby Mario safe but imagine if all the yoshis where imbread
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his mom had a time machine went back in time met her father, did baby stuff, made yellow yoshi dad, goes back to present meets her son does baby stuff again= yellow yoshi, Then yellow yoshi has to go to past and go to the school dance to make sure his parents don't break up. Simple as that couldn't be explained better
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Time travel + Incest = You are your own father.
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Actually it is safe to breed parents with there offspring, animals that is.
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+Hatted Gengar Also works with dog breeding... Albeit some results may vary. :/
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Yoshi shouldve gave him to the inbred. Mario has been an asshole to Luigi for years.
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It kinda does since it mentions several instances of Mario being a dick.
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+Nemesis Prime What the fuck are you talking about. It doesn't prove anything because it is not real...Why? Because it's a fucking game THEORY.  Do you know what theory means? 
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the non yoshi: give me the fucking baby! yoshi just nopes away
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kyeron34 kalundu34 Shared on Google+ · 4 months ago
this is actually jokes
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I wonder what Mario is thinking about that?
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Must be from Alabama..
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I was watching this and hatched a shiny Durant in oras..sweet
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O_O I will never play Yoshi's Island the same way again
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When I first saw this I thought he said You're shitting we don't shit
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This reminds me when I was a kid and I was talking to this kid then he said "high five!" But he had this really weird oval hand with two knotted up fingers sticking out each end. I didn't want to look like a jerk so I high-fived him. I was so scared o.o
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KILL IT! KILL IT! WHAT EVER YOU DO! DON'T STAND BY! KIIIILLLLLL IIITTTTT! D:
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im kinda like the yellow deformed yoshi
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This is pretty much every yank.
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+Shadowlit001 And we all concluded you're a tea-drinking Tommy.
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+Shadowlit001 you also completely ignored the point of my comment.
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I love how he says HOW DARE YOU JUDGE MEHUUH
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XD the fuck was that yoshi ????? LOL
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He looks like Godzilla and big foot had a baby
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i'm not an expert on egg based reproduction but i think it works by having a female lay the eggs followed by a male fertilizing them. so would a male fertilizing its mother's eggs result in the negative effects of inbreeding?
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Yes because sexual reproduction is based on diverse genetic material coming together. If the genetic material isn't diverse it can cause problems.
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Funny thing is, we are all inbred. We have to be. You can only go back 1000 years or so before the number of people required to have contributed to your existence exceeds the number of people ever to have lived on the planet. And more isolated populations (Japan, Iran) are even more inbred.
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Yeah, but not quite to the levees your suggesting...i'm pretty sure the lowest the human population has ever been would be about 1000 people, which is actually enough to produce a large amount of genetic variation so… Yeah not really.
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Gees, Green Yoshi sure is lookist. Even though Inbred Yoshi looks like something from the planet Venus, what Green Yoshi was doing was like not giving your baby to the deformed and ugly. Looks don't matter, y'know.
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It kinda disturbs me that in the end he just demands the baby. Why does that thing want a human infant so badly?
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