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Matrix Runs on Windows XP

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"The progress bar is moving but the remaining time is going up!".....i lost it.
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+Ryan Duckering Lol, it happens from time to time.
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+noel apell I actually needed the explanation. Thanks for it. :)
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''Hope you have cookies enabled...''
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+John Lipski How else would we know that he got that it was a joke if he didn't type the line that was said in the video we were all watching?
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Am I the only one who got the "Ubuntu" Joke?
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Oh, little Ness. Of course we know about Ubuntu. At least me because I code for it… :3 +Roxie Roberts It is a (GNU)Linux distribution (a.k.a. a regular Linux "distro"). I don't know what do you mean with "Linux" anyway – it's just a kernel, not an OS in itself :3
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+Francisco Gómez García I have no idea what any of that means but thanks for making me realize I had a wrong understanding of it.
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Windows, Mac, Linux, et cetera all run just fine if you take care of your computer.
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+Room 641A When you begin blaming the computer for your problems.
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+Noah Hahn Win95, 98, and ME are completely different OSs from the NT family (NT, 2000, XP, 7 etc.). The 9x family of OSes were always cobbled-together garbage. I only ever had one installed for games, and hated to boot into it. It was an awful trap to make people think that PCs were finally friendly, but the DOS in the background made sure to confuse the hell out of average users when faced with some odd message or another.
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 Old joke comes to mind...  A: Installed Linux. Fu.ked all night with settings.  B: Installed Win. Fu.ked all night with GF.   Use your time efficiently 
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+PMSchut It boots hyper-fas from me even after a rough shutdown.
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I hope you have cookies enabled. That one made me chuckle violently XD
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You know what I love about this video? It is one of the very few that doesn't ask me to like and subscribe! Since they aren't begging for likes on this one I think I'll actually give it a thumbs up! Generally any video that begs for subs and likes over and over I'll dislike even if it was a good video.
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+Classic80sStuff Paying for cable. And way more ads then on youtube videos.
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I hope that if I ever make any videos then you don't watch them.
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Dunno why people hate on xp nowadays. Also why they ever hated on vista... Vista was fine, 8 is great after the 8.1 update and classich shell... 10 seems nice.
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"Your free trial of kungfu has expired." LOL
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mrandersonmrandersonmranderson
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the fourthdoctorthefourthdoctorthefourthdoctor
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Computing Forever Shared on Google+ · 1 week ago
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It's funny. Now that we look back on Windows XP as one of the best operating systems. 
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+HENRY GAIL It was, and is. Not as shitty as, say, Windows 8, but compared to 7? Yeah, it is.
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Try run matrix on windows 8, you will spend more time accidently going back to your home screen and then looking for the desktop again.
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Don't forget the automatic updates!
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+Sam City Yes, I know that. I get those pretty often too, especially if I launch too many things after startup.
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hahahah hilarious ;))))) 
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yo my pc actually froze at the bullet bit... is that suppose to happen?
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what? no, not at all. you probally have the system32 virus, I can help you remove it if you want.
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"It looks like you are trying to bend a spoon with your mind, can i help you with that? I got it"
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Hey they actually used Joe Pantoliano as Cypher =D ...
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Ivan Volosyuk Shared on Google+ · 1 month ago
... but, is there a difference?... :-)
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Прикольно. Я не видел.
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+Karol T A dziękuję, dziękuję :D Apple  zasłużyło... Już od dawna sobie grabili ;) 
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+Karol T Ja już nie chce nic od Apple. :D
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You have no choice. Sending error report or not, have the same exact consequence. (that's the truth lol)
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+skipy976, Lord of Souls Now for sending file to microsoft to check for virus can turn the whole window down.
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XD yeah but it's less likely to mess up if you don't send.
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loved the ubuntu joke at the end, LINUX F#CKING DOMINATES THE WORLD!!!
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whats wrong with windows xp :(
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+bioman3 Let's be honest, no one used it anymore :(
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The Ubuntu joke at the end was the best.
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Windows 2000 and XP were my shit :')
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I love how it ends on the Blue Screen of Death!
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Best Morpheous cosplay ever! Even his the texture of his skin is spot on.
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BIOS - it's faster than Windows, it's easier than DOS, it is reliable as a tank. The BIOS comes with all computers, requires no installation, and Firefox version 32.4 blows any other OS. Random Chelyabinsk city IT specialist. P.S. If you don't like the BIOS you can always tear it from your computer and use a piezoelectric element for recording information on the hard drive manually.
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BLUE SCREEN HAHAHAHA, I WANT TO LEARN UBUNTU....
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he chose the blue screen
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Hvordan er dette under Win7? Hva skjer i Win9?
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at least it works better than running on a fucking mac
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Qian Qiao Shared on Google+ · 4 weeks ago
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ubuntu? i'm going to learn ubuntu?
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It's true that other operating systems don't get viruses... Because other OS don't run most programs! Not even viruses!
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this is even worse than the actual movie how is that possible? lol the movie is fucking terrible for morons with 80 iq lol
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I am not surprised that they managed to get the blend acting of keanu reeves and everyone envolved in matrix  right
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I hate college humor such ignorant trolls! They are just jealous that XP is immensely popular and they are just insignificant twerps that discriminate against Windows.
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+Jim Dayton  What a petty thing to get angry about, you do realise there are more important things in the world than which operating system is the worst?
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1. you would have to be a complete dumb ass not to know what plug goes where. I mean really look at it they have the most obscure shapes you couldn't mistake shit. 2. I've had my Windows XP desktop for 10 years and it still runs great and I haven't done anything special to it. 3. never had to use "ctrl alt delete" or had it blue screen 4. Oh and that piece of shit paper clip on windows search you can change it. I prefer the alien or marlin :D they do tricks too 5. don't know what she means by "sending an error report" because I've never had one. 6. I've downloaded a ton of shit and the progress bar and the time are never out of sync 7. never had to call customer support. 8. again fuck the paper clip I really don't know why they try and shit on XP it's the best operating system right after Windows 7
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The progress bar is moving but the remaining time is going up..classic
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this is one of the first videos i seen on youtube when youtube came out
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It's funny because when this was released, people used Vista
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Stepan Breivik Shared on Google+ · 1 month ago
и немного видео семилетней выдержки!))
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i would love to see as "Matrix runs on Windows 8".....
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Even though XP is 14 years old it still manages to work better than 8 or 8.1.
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+Fusion14N say what you will. YOUR RESIGNATION HAS BEEN ACCEPTED AND CANNOT BE REVOKED
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Is that the guy who played Protozoa in Zenon??
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at least the matrix didn't run on vista, it would probably delete people so it had more memory space for itself
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Taylor Wang Shared on Google+ · 1 month ago
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LOL Agent Jones from Connecticut...
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I don't get the very last joke.......... what's "umbuntoo" ???
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So many noobs criticising Linux in the comments. I say,delete your windows partitions for a month and try using Linux only and you will see how much better Linux is.
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The error report joke gets me every time
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Milagros X Shared on Google+ · 5 months ago (edited)
SPOILER!!! Me reí muchísimo con el asistente de Windows XP, clipper. Me acuerdo que lo odiaba cuando usaba este sistema operativo. Aunque creo que también estaba el perrito amarillo. Pero el clip me sacaba de quicio. También es muy gracioso cuando la bala tarda en cargarse y posteriormente aparece The Blue Screen of Dead jajajaja.
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En inglés, no necesita "de". La oración correcta es "Thank God." También, no sé el error en la segunda oración. Pero es "I was berating myself for making typos."
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Yo sugeriría que ejecuta su escritura a través de un traductor para ver si es coherente, y luego hacer ajustes luego. SpanishDict.com es bueno en este tipo de cosas, aunque necesitará saber un poco de inglés para moverse, aunque creo que estás bien.
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haha, back when CollegeHumor was funny :)
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And more garbage. They've been doing garbage for years!
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Torrent link for the program?
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Nice they even managed to capture reaves' bad acting
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I only can imagine what woiuld be on vista
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I use Windows 8.1. I don't really see whats wrong with it. From the comments I see a lot of people like Linux for what ever reason. But Windows works fine for me, and (most) everything is supported. I am a fanboy when it comes to O.S. Reply if you have any valid reason i should switch. (I am a gamer)
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Get the FREE upgrade to Win 10 when it comes out. Stream Xbox One, and record any gameplay from Steam or any other PC games.
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Yeah, i'm excited for it! Just hope it supports pc gaming like it said.
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Go die in a hole, clippy
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This summarizes my horrible encounter with Windows XP. I had a very old PC with Windows XP and it had so many problems, the most famous one has to be with the constant 'SEND AN ERROR REPORT" which did jack shit.
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Does sound like a hardware IMHO. I still have a laptop that runs on XP, but it's over ten years old and lots of stuff doesn't work on it any more. Still have it mainly cause it still has the best Word program that came bundled. My kids use for schoolwork and stuff. I use OpenOffice on others. I never had problems with XP until Vista came out. Afterwards, every new Windows update seemed to make things buggier. Turned me into a conspiracy theorist.
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+jerry jenkins Yikes. And I did hear that Vista has horrible glitches, my sister had to deal with it since she had to use it. I use Windows 7 but it isn't that bad.
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Tune in next time to see them destroy the Matrix with the ILOVEYOU virus!
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how would a glitch in the matrix look like xD
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In TFS Abridge: #19: Murder.EXE Failed Initializing. Would you want to send a Report? #20: NO! DONT SEND A REPORT!!! #19: Sending Report. #20: SON OF A WH*RE!!!! Those who watched the episode know what im talking about XD
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That's what he gets for running XP on an android. The WinRar joke there made me lose it.
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chigypt Shared on Google+ · 1 month ago
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there's stupid funny and there's stupid cringy. This was stupid cringy
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what if matrix run on mac?? also linux :v
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Soon you will have to make a choice. To send error report, or not to send error report. But, is there a difference? XD holy shit the accuracy is unreal
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Wow... this was BRILLIANT!  Excellent job, CollegeHumor!!!
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At least it wasn't vista
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[sigh] Does this really pass as funny to ppl?
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better than the original
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fuck that paperclip
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At 00:55 when morpheus said freeze the video stopped.....
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The Matrix came out before Windows XP.
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2:50 "Mr. Anderson Mr. Anderson Mr. Anderson arghghhhah!"
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The Matrix was good but Im pretty sure everyone would have liked this version more
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my laptop runs on windows xp
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So what did it mean at the end with UPANTU
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UBUNTU is a GNU/Linux based operating system, and it's quite different from Windows: probably it's less user friendly, but better in many ways, for example it's more secure from virus/malware. And it's FREE and open source...try it!
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Ubuntu is better than windows, no virus problems
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oh man you're an idiot
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Very funny, well produced and free. What an excellent trinity, thanks.
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I used Win 7, 8 and now 8.1 and I think XP was better than any of them.
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Who would dislike this? It can't be Steve Jobs
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he needs to upgrade from windows me to 8
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i still use xp... the only blue screens i've ever seen have been due to buggy drivers or broken hardware. it's the actual truth of it. apple's more integrated approach is maybe better in terms of minimizing points of failure, whereas linux driver support remains largely hopeless. but, you have to consider a trade-off in price and customization. the key thing is this, though: if you get compatible hardware from respectable vendors, the bluescreens really don't happen. when they do, it's because the hardware manufacturers didn't create drivers that work properly in the system, and you can't really blame microsoft for it. you just have to do that research.
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+Straffe_Hendrick that's what i'm saying - i will probably stick with xp until i feel i need more ram. and that's probably years into the future. even so, i'll probably end up dual booting into 32-bit xp due to the hardware. i mean, even if i end up upgrading the hardware one day i'm not going to discard the old devices... i built this thing myself in 2007; i dropped quite a bit of cash into it, because i expected it to last at least ten years. it's a 64-bit chip and the board can take 8 gb, but, like i say,  there's no 64-bit drivers and i like my image. people actually laughed at me. "you'll upgrade in two years.". but i haven't. and all i've lost in that period is one of the four hard drives. like i say: it's going to be the ram, eventually. and it could be another ten years...
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and....i'll still be running xp, even if i upgrade the music pc, because i've got it running on my old pc that just sends a youtube signal to my tv, which is from the 90s (those quantum fireballs don't die. there's a 20 gb hard drive in it. it still spins. it belongs in a museum.) and can't run anything newer than xp. if that drive goes one day, i have every intention to hit a pawn shop and find another one just so i can put xp back on it...
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hahaha cypher downloads a lot of bit torrent movies this was hilarious
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How dare you mock Windows XP you savages!! Good day to you Sir!
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