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Da Ali G Show - Marriage, Lesbians, and Abortion

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Ali G discusses his thought about marriage, lesbians, and abortions.

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The last part killed me...A..A... Abortion
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I died at the beatboxing at the end
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Not possible, you waz aborted aiiight
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"So yous a virgin?" "Yes." "haha!"
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"you aint never got a hoe preggers? is that because u use connies or fire blanks?"
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+Captain Alpha taking pics of your bitch and sending them to shaven amateurs aiiiiiii LOL!!!!
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THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER
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I love the way he compares trying abortion to trying Burger King.
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I also believe in mahogany
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The morons hahaha Ali g get's something right sometimes
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Wtf are you talking about; he gets it right every time.
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this interview is over
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"Believe in mahogany":-D
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"Are you anti abortion because you was aborted?" Lmao I cant breathe
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People should read Judith Thompson's view on abortion..... And there are some clever highlights she gives like this:::: I propose, then, that we grant that the fetus is a person from the moment of conception. How does the argument go from here? Something like this, I take it. Every person has a right to life. So the fetus has a right to life. No doubt the mother has a right to decide what shall happen in and to her body; everyone would grant that. But surely a person's right to life is stronger and more stringent than the mother's right to decide what happens in and to her body, and so outweighs it. So the fetus may not be killed; an abortion may not be performed.   It sounds plausible. But now let me ask you to imagine this. You wake up in the morning and find yourself back to back in bed with an unconscious violinist. A famous unconscious violinist. He has been found to have a fatal kidney ailment, and the Society of Music Lovers has canvassed all the available medical records and found that you alone have the right blood type to help. They have therefore kidnapped you, and last night the violinist's circulatory system was plugged into yours, so that your kidneys can be used to extract poisons from his blood as well as your own. The director of the hospital now tells you, "Look, we're sorry the Society of Music Lovers did this to you--we would never have permitted it if we had known. But still, they did it, and the violinist is now plugged into you. To unplug you would be to kill him. But never mind, it's only for nine months. By then he will have recovered from his ailment, and can safely be unplugged from you." Is it morally incumbent on you to accede to this situation? No doubt it would be very nice of you if you did, a great kindness. But do you have to accede to it? What if it were not nine months, but nine years? Or longer still? What if the director of the hospital says. "Tough luck. I agree. but now you've got to stay in bed, with the violinist plugged into you, for the rest of your life. Because remember this. All persons have a right to life, and violinists are persons. Granted you have a right to decide what happens in and to your body, but a person's right to life outweighs your right to decide what happens in and to your body. So you cannot ever be unplugged from him." I imagine you would regard this as outrageous, which suggests that something really is wrong with that plausible-sounding argument I mentioned a moment ago. This philosopher is a genius and I am pro-abortionist because of her http://spot.colorado.edu/~heathwoo/Phil160,Fall02/thomson.htm If a anti abortionist read this I bet that persons views would change but their own arrogance is only stopping them
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+Weston O'Connor So if you were stolen and attached to a guy that needed your blood for the rest of his life......Its tough luck and you have to deal with it? 
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+Weston O'Connor There are not a lot of individuals out there that are like you so im just letting you know that if you haven't known that already. 
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Free Nelson Mandela! LMAO
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Does anyone knows if he tells his "victims" after the cameras turned off that this was a prank, or did they found out much later? did anyone tried to sue him for making and idiot out of them? His funny as hell, and a genius!
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"This interview is over..." hahahahah
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Love is cursed by monogamy
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Ironic how the plural of moron doesn't need an apostrophe.
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nothing is funnier than a virgin man campaigning against abortion...
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Genius! The brilliance in how he gets people to believe he's legit is perfect! Like many others here the beat boxing at the end had me laughing out load.
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Just now I understand the snickers - ickers thing
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Hahahah the beatbox "abortion"
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Ah.. I miss the days when reality interviews meant the interviewee truly had no idea what they were going to be asked. The shows that run on this format these days are totally scripted by both sides, which completely destroys its shock value.
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"yo, I's totally into abortion.. I's been responsible for at least 5, so.. I's well up for it" =  their mind is blown
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Yoo that beatbox part at the end soundend real sick
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when he started beatboxing i nearly pissed myself...!  pf tz ch pf tz abortion pf tz t
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Me was anti burger king until I tryiedmthe flamed whopper.... Ahahahahah fuckin hel snapped me in half tha
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'is u well anti habortion coz u yourself woz haborted?'  LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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Awesome, I thought I'd seen all the Ali G clips but I think I need to do some more digging
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stares angrily this interview is over.
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does you believe in mahogany? lollll
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Funniest troll ever, sacha is a genius
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loooooool scrot rot
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glenn harrison Shared on Google+ · 2 months ago
I've gotta admit, I watch their videos too!
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Stephen Bruce Shared on Google+ · 2 months ago
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HOLD THE 4 KEY FOR A SICK BEAT
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Sasha baron Cohen is king of comedy.
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Does you believe in mahogany? hahahahaha Sometimes I wish I was a moron.. :DDDD
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"I was very anti-Burger King but then me went there and me tried the Flame-Grilled Whopper and it was amazing” LOL how to destroy an integralist
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"surley yous should try sometin before you say no" lol
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A lesbian demonstrating for "reproductive rights"?  And don't interfere with my right to "choose".  What if I choose to develop a hand grenade collection in my apartment.  But hey,  don't interfere with my right to "choose".    Our culture is in it's last phase of the downward cycle -  sick culture.
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"To say the fetus isn't alive" But I didn't say that. I said it's not yet a human being. And to be clear, we were never talking about fetuses until you mentioned them just now. I don't think it's morally justifiable to have a late-term abortion except in certain extreme circumstances. "killing the potential person" Killing potentiality is not murder.
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is you anti abortions because you yourself was aborted? LOL
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Does you believe in Mahogany?.....ROFL!!!
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Just a point, Mormons don't believe in polygamy any longer they haven't for a long time.
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I'm an ex-Muslim and now an atheist liberal, and I must say I have NEVER met a single Muslim man married to more than one woman. This includes a sample size of over 100,000 people.
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Even if you can find a large Muslim population of scientists it wouldn't say anything about Islam since science doesn't give a damn about personal beliefs. Science deals in the natural and needs no help from the supernatural to get by.
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"So does you use conies or just fire blanks?"      LMAO
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I have a lot of your videos.  LMAO
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Abortion is murder unless the mother's life is threatened. Are so many people so stupid to understand that? I don't blame Ali G.
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+Ashraf Anam Hello, May i ask at what point of time do you consider it to be "murder" after the fertilizatin of the cygote, after first cell division, or second? Or might ot be possible that even killing sperm and gamete is "murder"?
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+Ashraf Anam Nope. People just do not believe that it is murder...because the definition of when life begins has not been clearly settled. Calling people with a different opinion from yours, "stupid" only makes your argument look really weak.
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... just didnt want to commit, innit.
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Wow! Ali G even in character is afraid to fuck with the liberals here. He's mind fucking the conservatives but gives "Respect" to the two lesbian pro aborts. I guess he really is a pussy.
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+MovieManiac33 To be fair, most of the easy targets are generally right-wingers i.e. super religious cooks, racists etc.
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+Furby Lover Well no. It's only like that because alot of liberal freaks accept pretty much anything, morality wise. 
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Grab a Snickers.
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I lost it when the beat dropped in We Shall Overcome
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Ali G - a couple of lesbians? wow respect..total respect yo respect just relax you know…..i love it like i's got loads of your videos its wicked. the dykes just look at him LOL!!
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Lol! cannot stop laughing at Morons!
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You can only see ickers lmfao!!!
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Americans are fuckin dumb something I really think all americans act when a camera is involved
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"You ever notice that the women who are against abortion are women you wouldn't wanna f*ck in the first place" George Carlin?
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"I love lezzies ... I've got loads of your videos"
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if anybody can tell me intro music i will cut my left ball off
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+Miguel Ángel Mora Fuckin G, I was wondering this myself, appreciate it
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My girlfriend believes in 'Mahognany' too! Wood is good!!!
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Free Nelson Mandela
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I was very anti burger king and then me tried the flame grill whopper XD OH MY GOD XD
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I personally believe men are not monogomous biologically  !
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The problem with lesbians is that they don't like it when men ask to watch.
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The Koran is like some one took a bunch of bullshit (the bible) and crammed a whole lot of outrageous bullshit into it and made it even more unbelievable how does anyone actually believe that crap.
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"were a lesbian couple" ... "wat?" LMFAO  Louis CK, Dave Chappelle and this guy. Anyone who argues with that lineup of funniest alive doesn't know what funny is. Sorry, my opinion wins. 
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+camel595 i guess it's cool to say that Louis CK isn't funny now that he's at the top of the comedy world. Well, he's at the top of the comedy world for a reason... sorry you have no sense of humor whatsoever
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+Timothy Stratton no, YOU have no sense of humor... If you actually think Louis CK is funnier than Eddie Murphy, I feel sorry for your generation...
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cant believe ive never watched Ali G's interviews before now.. pure awesome and epic
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Funniest one is with Posh Spice and David Beckham.
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what was the intro music?
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free nelson mandela...well what a coincidence that i should run into this video after what recently happened
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How can anyone hactually say you can't do whatever wiv your own kid? At da end of da day its your baby an if you want to save on the hassle and have it sucked out early an whatever den that's your business init? Just like if I pissed of me mum she could have me dead just wiv one phone call, that's why me know me got to toe da line, aye!
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5:32 hahaah my favourite part
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5:12 Owned worldwide.  That and Ali G's laugh > Nelson's laugh.
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Ah, this is in the finest tradition of taking the piss out of Americans without them realising it!
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Is dat cos you use connies or does you fire blanks?  This interview is over...:D 
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farder gene shultz is a virgin
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Sick beatboxing slillz :)
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All the pro lifers were either fat, ugly or just plain weird looking. Just saying.
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Americans have the wrong idea about monogamy. In reality monogamy means, one partner for life. Not one partner at a time and that way 1000 in a lifetime, doesnt count bros, sorry.
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whats the song at 6:02 ?
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Why don't u read the Quran before writing bullshit u prick. Read the book then comment u filthy kaafir.
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Lesbians hate it when a man chats them up.
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So what would you suggest to be the best way to make it happen?
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We shall overcomeeeeee
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It has to be said that America is full of nutters.
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+Excalibar Eclipse nothing like showing your prejudice and talking shite.
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This video almost looks like it's been intentionally pixelated by the uploader. 
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Go to the police station, or a lawyer and they'll tell you it is not murder. The first word of your rant is incorrect so it doesn't bode well for the rest of it.
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