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Jizz In My Pants

by thelonelyisland • 142,957,103 views

http://Itunes.com/thelonelyisland The first single from The Lonely Island's debut album "INCREDIBAD". In stores 02/10/2009. Video features guest appearances by Molly Sims, Jamie Lynn Sigler, and...

I was listening to this in the school library and my headphones came unplugged
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Brown bear brown bear what do you see? JIZZ IN MY PANTS
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XD this song is amazing. I've listened to it at least 500 times Amazing.
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To be honest, the end of The Sixth Sense was jizzworthy.
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That one irritating troll: ctil1911
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+Davis Moniz you obviously do care because you are getting all pissed, and what is a redneck hippy? thats a dumb thing to say, also i have already given proof that americans are stupid, but in my opinion most people are stupid, the US just has a slightly higher rate of stupidity, but i know its hard for you to read because youre dumb as a bag of shit
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Austin Chee Shared on Google+ · 3 months ago
By one of my favorite bands of all times, The Lonely Island.
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+Austin Chee don't you mean stifles a giggle Jizz 
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After watching the Star Wars 7 teaser..
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JIZZ. IN. MY. PANTS.
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"As I recall it was a horror film" gets me every time
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I saw it then I JIZZED IN MY PANTS
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Why do they sound like Eminem when they sing in unison?
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+TimedRevolver its cause they jizzed in there pants
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+TimedRevolver I will let you in on a big secret,in reality...nah i wont tell you :) But in reality Lonely Island IS Eminem...DUM DUM DUM!
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LOL, I remember watching this when I was 8 xD I thought jizz was pee. Aha good times.
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But i asked... what the heck is jizz??????
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Like if your watching in 2015
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Then don't read them...damn..you do have choices in life
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Lol What the heck... Way too funny
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+Abby Loni Pearl​ Yes it is kisses tuao 💜 💋 💙 💋 💜 fab post to Luis
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+Bruce L.k yes it's the best I've seen in a while. .kisses tuao 💜💋💜💋
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XDDDD when I see Weskie I Jizz in my pants
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I watch this video on my iphone 5 and I...
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Someone needs to make a instrumental version of this song.
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+The Icon Troll Ikr all of the lonely island songs are hilarious as hell and Damn Right they are
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I got all there albums. Andy samburg is in a few movies too.
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Лайк, если ты тоже только в 2015 году узнал, что на YouTube существует клип со 142 922 086, на сегодняшний день, залитый 6 декабря 2008 года, и вообще никогда не слышал о существование этих парней. (Ну и, что ты русский, а поэтому понял этот комментарий)
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im 7 yers olld what dos jizz mean?
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I like how actual 7 year olds are responding 😂
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im 1 year old what dos jizz mean? ._.
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like if watching with your eyes
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+Eren Jaeger Erens go kill titans you can't be here Aghhhhh Help I've been grabb......end Dies*
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thanks for spoiling Sixth Sense
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your fault for missing the joke
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LOL, this is too funny. When you are done laughing, Google "The Truth Contest" for another one. LOL
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+knuckerdoom123  "The Truth Contest is seeking the answers to the big questions of life, where we come from, where we are going, why we are here, the truth about life and death. If you know the answers, make an entry."
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Long story short It's bullshit
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I was fucking my girlfriend an i JIZZED IN HER BUTT.
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What kind of grape did he eat? A gangrape?
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HAHAHAHAAHAH OH yes...... this video made me jizz LOLOLOLOL
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I watched this at the library, but I forgot to plug in the headphones 0_0 I am now banned for 2 weeks.
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+AbandonedSoul79 WOW. I would go back in there and not give a sh*t lol
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no matter what, Justin Timberlake can play every role (no homo)
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I went to the court, slam dunked, AND I....
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The supermarket girl is gorgeous.
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One of the guys is from that's my boy
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Can someone really jizz their pants without. Effort? I went 3 solid months without jacking off and didn't jizz my pants, but only cause I broke both my wrists
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God that sucks, at least your trust left.hand doesn't have to work as hard
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Justine Timberlake was the Stan Lee of this video
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Anyone think that the blonde looks like a man?
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This is a song and it is goofy funny.  Give it a listen, it'll put a smile on your face.
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+Nameless Person (I might have a story or two from when I was maybe fifteen or sixteen....lol.)
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I need lyrics xD Plz
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They sound a little british and that suprised me so I JIZZED IN MY PANTS
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when you fap and mom walks in 
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and dont want to get caught
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There must be a lot of pregnant dry cleaner women walking around.
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I've seen A Horror Film. It was alright.
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+madashell1200 Alright? It was the greatest thing to ever come out of that Lars von Trier / Uwe Boll / Frederico Fellini collaboration series, you pleb.
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+Alp Tigin Not that one! I meant the Tommy Wiseau remake.
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I was walking across the street and she stepped on the ground next to me, it was certainly ecstasy and I.. jizzed in my pants.
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+Mikale J. Last night I was lying there sleeping peacefully on my back, I woke up early with a wet spot, I must have... Jizzed in my pants.
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+Mikale J. I often wonder what causes me to Jizz in my pants, when I Jizz in my pants.
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The lonely island and Ninja sex party needs to do a collab
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+Classy Slenderman then people would really be jizzing in their pants! XD
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+supergamer985 what you did there.... i see it
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Love this lol, those vinegar stroke faces are hilarious haha
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I love how they make a subtle joke about the Intrusive R in british yappie language. "I Saw'r a film, as I recall it was a horror film."
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These guys are so fucking wierd. LOVE IT!!!
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This was the 1080p promo video of youtube. So anoying. xD
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And now he is on brooklyn nine nine!
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thier facial expressions xD <3 so sexy!!!!! xD
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Story of my love life rite here...
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Dude you should go to the Doktor
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why tf is meadow soprano working at a grocery store
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That second girl is actually really hot
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I may be a little late to this party, but was it just me, or was the janitor from the whole cleanup on isle three thing Justin Timberlake?
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wait, why is this so popular? and this doesn't seem like a song either. I'm not hating these guys, but this is kind of awful.
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+ItzRorz It's just hard to properly credit this kind of humour with everyone else trampling on it. Kudos.
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anybody notice the janitor is justin timberlake
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Yeah he looks like Chris Trott xD
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im listening this song and JIZZ IN MY PANTS
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OMG I wish I could like this more than once! Soooo freaking funny!
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when u r talking to a girl
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...................Umm, it's a joke song............. :| 
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This would have been even better featuring Eminem
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I have to say this what dose it mean because a lot of people have said different stuff but my friend said it to a teacher lol JIZZ in my pants
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I've seen this a couple times before and I didn't even realise the janitor in the store is Justin Timberlake
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When I typed this in, the mere sight of capacitors working with me to plug in some binary units into youtube, made me JIZZ IN MY PANTS.
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This is Gunther meets eminem meets cobra starship circa 2007.
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Song uploaded 2008 Who else listens to this in 2k15?
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damn dude, that is not "perfectly normal"
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After 7 years that i've first listened to this song i realized that the guy cleaning the floor in the groceries store is justin timberlake
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Thought this would be a piece of cake melody with that beggining...and then i jizzed in my pants when i saw and heard that he jizzed in his pants too :(
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This is very inappropriate I don't at all recommend anyone watching this I didn't even watch the first seconds of it😣😖😵
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O-O omg just wrong..
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Well now that I know...i feel better about myself.
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I was listening to this song then I jizzed in my pants lol
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WARNING! This song is full of jizz and pants.
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Still don't need a pardon youtube, thank you tho....
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I click the like and i JIZZ IN MY PANTS
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Where are these niggas now? lol.
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l have just noticed when white people make terrible music, like this, friday, hot problems, etc There is no one saying its shit, although it is, but when a black person makes a nice song thats real, it gets dissed.
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The fact that you see black performers as being some monolithic demographic group, in the way they take their work seriously, or the way "they" wear their pants way too low... Both of those suppositions are racist. You fail to see the racism in your own statement because it is of a positive nature. Racism is also present in the statement, "Native Americans are poor, downtrodden people", and in the statement, "The best lawyers are Jewish". You really don't get that?
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+Jim Farley l'll give you this, the reason why l'm not racist is because l don't discriminate against anyone, l hate all people the same!  The statements that you made are true to some degree, what people fail to do is state "most' 'the majority' 'mainly' before their statement. lf they did they could say that about almost anything e.g. most black people are black, then someone like you would say "No, all black people are black" then l would counter with "what about albinos? furthermore to be precise, no one is actually black, dark brown maybe, black, no!" What you really don't get, is the fact that about 99% of black performers do it as a career or would like to, so they take it seriously. When they do though, people rip them apart, so imagine if they made a parody? On the other hand, when a white person makes a parody, it gets highly acclaimed with millions of views and good comments. So who is being racist? Me that a highlights this, or people (mainly white) that give a good comment although the song has no relevance on almost anyones life. l mean come on, a man 'jizzing in pants' just because he saw a girl is utter nonsense!
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He looks like benedict cumberbatch lol
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David S Shared on Google+ · 2 months ago
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