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Jizz In My Pants

by thelonelyisland • 143,874,619 views

http://Itunes.com/thelonelyisland The first single from The Lonely Island's debut album "INCREDIBAD". In stores 02/10/2009. Video features guest appearances by Molly Sims, Jamie Lynn Sigler, and...

I was listening to this in the school library and my headphones came unplugged
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+DaVinq Pro All I need is a clean pair of pants
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After watching the Star Wars 7 teaser..
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Who sets their alarm for 6:34?
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+TheEnigma28 You would be excellent at Cinemasins!
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"As I recall it was a horror film" gets me every time
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+John Doe I like when he turns the rain on.
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XD this song is amazing. I've listened to it at least 500 times Amazing.
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To be honest, the end of The Sixth Sense was jizzworthy.
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+ctil1911 I'm sorry, but where's your fucking evidence. YOU CAN'T JUST SAY HORSES CAN FLY AND GIVE NO PHYSICAL EVIDENCE. I want sources goddammit, I want physical proof, otherwise, you're just bullshitting. 
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+Davis Moniz look up dummy, i gave the reason and the sources, you know they track each countries standings in education and test scores, do you have access to google, do you know how to type, if not then get someone to type for you and you can check yourself, ive listed the US standings in an earlier post but you can check for yourself, or like i said get a grown up to help you
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I watch this video on my iphone 5 and I...
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+Denis I bought the new Iphone and I...
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last week i soar a film as i recall it was a horror film..lol
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thanks for spoiling Sixth Sense
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Like if your watching in 2015
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Someone's mad. So much butthurt.
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Sniffle sniffle so mad..sorry to hear u have so much butt hurt, not sure why you're telling me this. You might need to see a doctor for that butt hurt
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Lol What the heck... Way too funny
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+Abby Loni Pearl​ Yes it is kisses tuao 💜 💋 💙 💋 💜 fab post to Luis
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LOL, I remember watching this when I was 8 xD I thought jizz was pee. Aha good times.
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+Al3x nuss actually I don't know what happened:/
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I'm dying Cuz I used to watch this back in the day when I was a kid lol😂😂 funny shit😂
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Austin Chee Shared on Google+ · 4 months ago
By one of my favorite bands of all times, The Lonely Island.
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+Austin Chee don't you mean stifles a giggle Jizz 
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Actually. I was reading by 3 1/2 so is that not normal?
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i was reading in the womb
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like if watching with your eyes
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im 1 year old what dos jizz mean? ._.
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+Quantum Gaming Skills It's something you drink using a straw.
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+Quantum Gaming Skills Adding a Lemon slice is optional too ;)
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2:00 - 2:18 That's pretty much me... :P
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Brooklyn Nine‑Nine brought me here xD
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+TheRagingGamer You have to say it the other way round. This guy is also producing Brooklyn Nine Nine. (at least I assume a huge contribution because the show feels like a really long The Lonely Island clip). Andy Samberg.
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im 7 yers olld what dos jizz mean?
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Go spit on your tip of your penis and the grip your weiner and go up and down really fast then aventually youll have an orgasim
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this song "came" on spotify and i got a 1vs5 clutch on csgo AND I JIZZED. IN. MY PANTS.
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+DyingSaint Actually it's just Justin Timberlake in disguise with a wig and a lot of make-up!
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+DyingSaint this video is from 2008....
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Now that's one filthy song! But damn it! 1:50 LMAO!!!!!!
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Someone needs to make a instrumental version of this song.
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+The Icon Troll Ikr all of the lonely island songs are hilarious as hell and Damn Right they are
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I got all there albums. Andy samburg is in a few movies too.
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I'm a fetus what does jizz mean?
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It means sperm... very awkward
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Lmfao I remember being like 10 when watching this video and I didn't know what jizz meant. I asked my older brother and he just laughed when I showed him this video and told me "It's like pee." i'm like okay??
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I love their 80s band british accents. lmaoooo
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you guys + ninja sex party =...i don't even know, something really weird i suppose :P
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Orgasms and ejaculation are very different things. Orgasms are the feeling after you ejaculate, while ejaculation is the action itself. Plus, with training it's possible for a guy to orgasm without ejaculation.
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This is the best song I've ever heard
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About to comment... Then I jizzed in my pants
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That was so bad it gave me cancer...
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+DivineDuckie the doctor told me I was diagnosed with cancer and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS.
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What kind of grape did he eat? A gangrape?
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+mauigio the grapist strikes again
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shit bro, 720p in 2008 ain't bad... not at all
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every christian has this as their ringtone
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surprisingly good English accents (coming from a brit)
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I went to the court, slam dunked, AND I....
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I can't believe its been 7 years already
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wow 2:30 of epic fail lyrics to get over 140.000.000 views....i should try to write such shit to
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Sixth Sense spoilers!
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The lonely island and Ninja sex party needs to do a collab
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+Classy Slenderman then people would really be jizzing in their pants! XD
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+supergamer985 what you did there.... i see it
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Taking a stroll down memory lane...
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The guy who pays by check, is the Hitler from Kung Fury
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I've seen A Horror Film. It was alright.
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+madashell1200 Alright? It was the greatest thing to ever come out of that Lars von Trier / Uwe Boll / Frederico Fellini collaboration series, you pleb.
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+Alp Tigin Not that one! I meant the Tommy Wiseau remake.
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....does no one else notice how at 1:09 the dude looks like pewdiepie/Felix? Am I the only one?
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"I swear this doesn't happen a lot" a few seconds later "and i jizz in pants" "i jizz in my pants x50"
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OH MY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA XD.
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wtf this is 7 years old im not even that old and i still feel old
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Saw Fallout 4 Trailer and I...
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Isnt't the cashier Sopranos daughter?
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When girl talks to me in class I.....
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I remember when this came out and the meme started, ah gooooooood times
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some guy gets eaten by a zombie and i jizz in my pants
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+Grant Dvorak this was way before pewdiepie was even thought of
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I wrote this comment and I ... Jizzed in my pants
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anybody eles here because of an anime crack they watched and throught this was funny af
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i remember this when it was only a couple hundred thousand views
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How did I end up back here after so many years? What a blast from the past!
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Man, Jorma was hella attractive here.
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When the Destiny dlc was announced
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Omfg I'm dying laughing!!!!
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Hello Ms Soprano ;-)
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The cashier at the supermarket looks EXACTLY like my employee
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throwback to 4th grade
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Man why did they stop making songs man
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i remember when i first watched this before i was born
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I was walking across the street and she stepped on the ground next to me, it was certainly ecstasy and I.. jizzed in my pants.
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+Mikale J. Last night I was lying there sleeping peacefully on my back, I woke up early with a wet spot, I must have... Jizzed in my pants.
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+Mikale J. I often wonder what causes me to Jizz in my pants, when I Jizz in my pants.
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After i hear are New dragonball Serie coming
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they should make a sequel: jizz in my parents
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I wacthed porn then I....
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I may be a little late to this party, but was it just me, or was the janitor from the whole cleanup on isle three thing Justin Timberlake?
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this is so fucking crap
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+John ladd Look up the word "parody" this song is a parody and it's suppose to be meaningful.
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This is very inappropriate I don't at all recommend anyone watching this I didn't even watch the first seconds of it😣😖😵
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WARNING! This song is full of jizz and pants.
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after watching the Jurassic world teaser...
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I found this in 2015. What's wrong with me?
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Jizzed in my pants so bad this song happend.
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watched a song and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS
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Where are these niggas now? lol.
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"I just ate a grape and I jizzed in my pants"
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Eruption AMV - itsAvient & AlchemistEskimo (Akross 1st 2014) Sound XD   This is.....why we cant hear those songs on radio -_-
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David S Shared on Google+ · 3 months ago
Check out this video on YouTube:
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l have just noticed when white people make terrible music, like this, friday, hot problems, etc There is no one saying its shit, although it is, but when a black person makes a nice song thats real, it gets dissed.
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+Thomas Owusu-Abayie Yeah, I get that. But this video isn't loved because the guys in the video are white. Ever heard of Vine? Black people are more loved in comedy. But you're right, some don't get the respect they deserve, but the same goes for asians and even just women.
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+Antony Falcon Cool, l hear that, honestly l'm blind when it comes to race, all that matters is if you're a good person. Not all black peoples videos get dissed and not all white peoples videos get praise. But for this song (l say song because the video is good, it took time and money) to have as many views and good reviews as it has, although they weren't serious, the song has no bearing on anyones life, its not a parody of a serious song and l think its techno or something but no one that listens to techno would take this seriously! But then another song which is the opposite of all l said just that its R & B, rap or Hip-hop gets dissed, the artist and video makes me get the hint that it could be more then the music itself.
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