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Zombie Vegan Attack!

by Epic Meal Time • 2,256,806 views

LIKE/FAV this video! (The Return of MusclesGlasses part 1) Bad News for the EpicMealTime crew as they get swarmed by vegans trying to "convert" these drunken meat-eaters to vegetarianismismism. Who...

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Funny how you meat eaters get all riled up when Vegan Gains talking about slithing the throat of Repzion, but when Epic Meal time make an entire video of killing Vegans then you just laugh. The hypocricy and incognitive dissonance are too strong in you.
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+Winterstorm345 o yea we all go to the supermarket hunting ground and hunt some meat out of the shelf 
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Clearly eating meat demotes brain function.
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after watching this video I feel very pessimistic for humanity....
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+Johnnyfortune82 Actually the video didn’t offend me as much as the "thumbs up" count under it.
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+Johnnyfortune82 Actually the video didn’t offend me as much as the "thumbs up" count under it.
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Disgusting and not fucking funny at all.
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+Lorenzo Ceresa so this video doesn't function properly?
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Man, this video is not meant to be thoughtful or anything. It is just a blatant insult to vegans. So to all the vegans that plan to leave an enraged comment here, don't even bother, because everyone here will just shit on your opinion and try to refute with stupid arguments and then you'll get mad and they get mad and the trolls will win again. There is a majority of people that feel unease, contempt or even hate towards vegans and vegetarians and it seems to be socially excepted to portray them as some sort of subhumans. And even though i eat meat i could understand how it must feel to be judged all the time. We tend to gravitate towards conflict and the louder and more stupid you act the more people will celebrate you, hence "Epic Meal Time" and others such as this. I'm not even mad about these things anymore because it is so predictable and boring. And losing my shit on the web won't change anything about it. Because you can not argue with someone that just wants to incite the bad in you.
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+RacknPinion Shut the feck up and go back to first school with your lame arse jokes. Don't worry Rackn is not real people lets feed him to the bears.
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I'm a "filthy fucking creature"? thanks :P
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You fucking cunts. Do you get some kind of satisfaction from making fun of people that aren't selfish cunts that want to destroy the planet just because they're vaginas that eat meat just because it tastes good? Stop being a little baby and piss the fuck off of vegans they don't do shit to you and without them the fucking planet would be a lot worse off. Learn some respect, you're literally garbage.
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+Shadownesia Dude do you even understand what that means or are you gay and proud or something?
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+TheaDragonSpirit U MAD BRO
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The sad thing is, as much as they talk shit about vegans, they'd never be "manly enough" to actually kill the animals - they are consuming with such passion - by themselves. Do they? I'd like to see them taking a trip to a slaughterhouse and go through it, see the suffering first hand. Smell the blood, death, fear. Listen to the screams of agony. Do a vlog on that - heroes. It's one thing to not agree, it's another to mock suffering outright. Veganism is hardly about us - humans - being vegans. It's about the bigger picture.
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+Nizahe Ⓥ bullshit, just because you can't kill an animal doesn't mean that others can't either.
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Butt hurt vegans be like "This is so offensive, EURRMAIGAWD. Just because we a healthier and better people than you" Stop bitching about it and deal with it.
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I find it really strange how they know that "bacon gives you high cholesterol", "meat is murder" yet they won't change. 
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"They weren't people, officer, they were murdering assholes.  They tried to kick our asses but then we picked up our pace slightly and they fell over and died from a heart attack."
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+Jane Daniels Poor, poor vegans. Live your life of disdain.
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Hey, vegans are not weak. You guys just have more fat ;-)
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+RacknPinion but vegans stay strong more because some acids from meat needs calcium to get rid of them then muscles and bones get weaker
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This is actually pretty funny coming from a young vegan herself.
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Thank god someone reasonable!
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I'm vegan and I laughed. I laughed at the "weak" bit. Any fatarse carcass eaters want to take me on? You have to catch me first LOL PS Am I the only one who noticed the irony in calling vegans "zombies"? We aren't the ones eating bodies.
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+chapachuu thats is so right dude loool XD
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Vegans are weak humans, right? How is it that a lot of people aren't going vegan after being informed about it? Ohhh right, because they don't like change even upon new information, are afraid of what other people might think of them because they care about stuff, and are addicted to breast milk. Real tough non-vegan men!
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+PlantPowerRider Weak humans as well?? The reigning mr universe, barney du plessis is a vegan, and he could take out this "muscles" and glasses dude any day. This video is stupid smh
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I cannot wait until one of these guys get cancer or heart disease.
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a bunch of fat people rejecting health advice
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This video was a joke.
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Um no, it's just a joke..
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as a vegetarian i laughed so hard at this video. and for people who think harley has something against vegans, Harley is very good friends with smosh and anthony happens to be vegan so theres that fact. this video is just for comic relief he didnt mean anything by it! again i've been a vegetarian for 8 years and i am not offended. in fact i find these videos hilarious and GENIUS. im not saying everyone should become vegetarian, thats for you to decide :) 
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Being vegetarian is useless
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Just make a parody of this vegans. This is youtube.
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"omg lets make fun of people who are healthier than us, aren't contributing to the destruction of this earth and animals suffering like we are. lolol fuck the earth and animals and living past the age of 50" ...stupid cunts
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+Gabriella Ryan Oh, the original post. Accorrding to my research, their actually quite healthy. so, nice try dumbass.
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+Tony Jones no, all a vegan has to do is say "no thanks, I don't eat meat" and then he is suddenly accused of making everyone be vegan. but at the same time meat eaters are allowed to shove their crap down your throat, and make you feel rude for refusing it, and then make videos on youtube depicting the murder and cannibalisation of vegans. so are black people not allowed to be offended by a racist video?
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"This gun is as weak as a 12 year old vegetarian."
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This is retarded...
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SOOOO MANY BUTTHURT VEGANS I LOVE IT
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+garrett lopez I am mucher tougher in real life ;)
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I'm Vegan and I thought it was funny as shit. I love these guys. To each their own. Don't tell me how to live and I won't tell you how to live. It's pretty simple.
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I'm a vegetarian but I'm obsessed with Epic Meal Time videos... Weird.
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epic flopping bitch-tits at :13. super hot!
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they made one thing right though!! The non vegans are fat while vegans are lean
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In response to the handful of self-righteous douche-bags in the comments, I'm gonna go ahead and quote Denis Leary. "Eggplant tastes like eggplant. But meat tastes like murder and murder tastes pretty god-damn good, doesn't it?"
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I don't mind the vegan lifestyle and don't mind the vegetarian lifestyle( I am willing to become a vegetarian). But what I mind is the attitude of most vegans on the internet, and I have seen many emotional vegans but not many reasonable ones. I like your lifestyle but not you attitude! (for most of them)
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Take that you filthy fucking creatures! HA!
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MusclesGlasses didn't stick around long
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So how did you vegetarians came to watch EMT videos anyway? I mean they have meat on every single video so isnt it silly if you watch their video and comment "fuck you you heartless meat basters!"?
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+Juke MC Freelee the banana girl and her junkie friend Durianrider
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Vegetarians aren't the problem. It's the bloody vegans and their bullshit holier than thou drivel.
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Fat people logic.
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I swear this video made my day no made my week!
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+Cal Chuchesta It was hilarious and even muscle glasses was back this is pure gold.
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What's your problem with vegans ?
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after reading only 10 commments.... wow people. to the vegans that automatically became hostile. congrats. you are the reason omnis believe that vegans are so touchy. calm thy ass down. i mean really? since you don't like people judging you on your eating habits why condemn omnis for theirs? it literally makes no sense. do you all act like that? im sure not every vegan dresses like a hippie. they are poking fun at stereotypes and all you are really doing is reinforcing those stereotypes. i tend to avoid beef and pork. i mainly eat chicken and eat and drink dairy products. and sushi of course cuz its delicious anyway calm down. you are only making it worse for yourselves. 
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+Tony Jones We are merely informing the people watching the video that the video is false. This is how most people think of vegans, and it is 100% not true.
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+paulsonjeff maybe research a little kid
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ajajajajajajjajaja(llevo alimentacion vegana)
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These butthurt vegans need to fucking stop. Live your life and we'll live ours. That's why there is a little red X at the top of your browser.
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Don't they can smell the compost lmao😂😂
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Haha yes! Hope vegans cry inside when they see my pic. Tasted great!
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I'm a vegan for health not to save the animals or anything so it really doesn't bother me.
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MUSCLES GLASSES HAS RETURNED ALL REJOICE!!!!!!!!!
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What is wrong with vegans? Why do they have to all be self righteous arrogant pricks? All they do is detest us meat eaters, pescatarians and vegetarians. News flash, you are not holier than thou.
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+Necro Seppiack Good point. It's always good to look at both POV's
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+Jessica Lauren Moral superiority is purely opinion. So whether or not being vegan is morally superior is purely based on the person.
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One of the best vids on Youtube..PERIOD .LMAO!!
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This video was pretty actuate how vegans shove their stupid lifestyle down our throats and criticize you because you eat meat.
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So you eating meat isn't forcing your lifestyle upon others? Hahaha
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WTF?! Where's Josh? (A.K.A. Epic Mook?)
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Yeah, because all vegans are hippies... :/
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Must be why I'm taking a double degree in biology so that one day I can become a bioengineer. I love genetic engineering. I am such a hippy.
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Vegans are so touchy because it's already bad enough for them that they can't eat meat and now they are adding insult to injury. The lack of meat consumption in their vegan diet makes them frail both physically and emotionally ;)
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+eli shag man the butthurt level of your comment is through the roof.
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lol all the butthurt vegan faggots
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"Did you murder all these people?" "They weren't people officer, they were jews!"
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I see a lot of the comments are Vegans slagging off Omnis, but guys, if you like animals so much, why are you eating their food?
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Joe K Shared on Google+ · 7 months ago
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I was eating my grandparents while watching this
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Vegans are stupid to think eating animals is a crime or something, when a animal eats a animal its nature BUT when a HUMAN eats a animal Vegans throw a bitchy fit barking at who ever's gonna listen, news FLASH we're animals to and OMNIVORES! we were made to eat both MEAT and vegies, dont get me wrong i love animals but im not gonna stop eating yummy meat! Humans and animals need each other to co-exist, ITS THE CIRCLE OF LIFE ever heard of it you dumb, pale, hippies! Go back to science class or better yet get lost in mother nature, lets see how long you last without your pills or PROTEIN
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This comment is old why do you even bother hahaha😂 no lifes
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+Barrett Linwei That is the unfortunate thing about the internet. Old or new, your stupidity will echo here as long as your comment exists.  As Mark Twain said "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt."
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If you eat meat just think about this. For every pound of beef you eat 233 ufc referees loose the right to wipe at the recommended amount. Now this may not be a proven fact any middle school gym teacher will tell you I'm in the ball park. Now also keep in mind the matrix was a trilogy all three have Rob Schneider lurking in the background in every scene. Just like the the little person who Auto asphyxiated in the wizard of ozz. How does this come into play with eating meat? That is a question I've been asking myself since I typed it and one you'll be asking yourself for the next few moments of this second. A quote from Charles Manson: I wasn't soft for a single moment. Another great quote by the sponsors of quick mart: If you like meat and the stuff that comes out of it. Suck my @*$#
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(I'm just saying i found this hilarious but i just want to bring up a valid point here) Are you calling Paul McCartney, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Ringo Starr, Mohandas Gandhi, Bob Marley,  Billy Idol,  George Harrison, John Lennon and a lot of other famous people, weak? I mean, ALL of the beatles are/were vegans/vegetarians. 
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+FakeBlocks We also eat fish because they are a vegetable.
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Lovin' the gal in the pink yoga pants~  ¦)
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"They can smell the compost" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
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If vegans want to protect animals so much why not just create some kind of biological weapon to kill all meat eaters or straight up murder us, because peaceful protest is working so well and all.
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+Aaron Villarreal Read what you wrote again stupid fuck
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It's funny because veganism is a sin against evolution.
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+JoskyMT when you think about it.....actually meat eating is. Most of the carbon emissions come from the meat and cheese industry. Even more than emissions caused by cars, planes etc. Technically by the rate of our reproduction which is like 11 billion people on earth by 2100, Meat etc. will be consumed twice as much and so on. The emissions will skyrocket. By the year of 3000 we will probably all have died out due to pollution hence no clean air to breathe anymore. I assume by the year of 2075 our children will already be walking around with pollution masks making the whole world a second china. We wont evolve, we will die. Theres also no way to save everyone when inhabiting another planet, there will be simply too much people that will have to be left behind if that would ever occure. From a biological stand point we MAY slow down "evolution" by not consuming meat. But I prefer that to utter extinction. And IF there should be meat consumption we'll have to do it the old fashioned way like hunting to prevent polution. Real evolution takes thousands of years. It doesnt make sence to pollute ourselves to death in approx 1000 years and say "because evolution". We need WAY more time than that.
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Am I the only one who is upset about not being able to get a piggy back ride from Harley
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0:20 was harley was screaming
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OMG that was soooo funny!!!!
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Animals are suffering and going through torture so people like this can have "fun" ... we are truly creating hell on earth for the animals. Epic Fail Time.
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+David Spaguetta "Animals can't solve the worlds problems, we can so we can do what the fuck we like" ...by creating more world problems?
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So MusclesGlasses left twice?
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I don't know what that was about but I have a pretty epic vegan cooking video on my channel. It covers everything you need to do and eat fast fast fast fast fast and easy.
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Is meat murder. Yes it is. Are vegatarians going to live longer than us for only eating vegetables. No no they are not. As a person who is cool with the world being as it is (except for afew things) i can say that its true its not cool to kill helpless animals but considering the ideal that those animals will possably be eatin in the wild anyway. So if you feel the need to protect the world murder the carnivorous animals and let overpopulation happen or let the nice people eat meat to control animal population growth and allow the carnivores to slowly decrease. Now the topic on living longer and i say yes it is important to have a good diet and i support that but im sorry its not going to help you live longer. There are a number of things that will kill you faster than meat so i recommend continue living your lifestyle or enjoy life with all its benifits.
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So i guess you didn't read a single word of it which states a logical point of view. You've already seen what happens if you don't hunt sharks. 
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I'm such a cliche vegan because I related to almost all of the things the vegan zombies said. Funny video.
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Man meat-eaters are insecure.
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+Simon Desaulniers Delisle classic vegan faggot gtfo go to your local gay bar for sucking ,mut3
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Hahahaha, yeah I'll go to my gay bar dude.
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Lol we have canines for a reason
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Our canines aren't for eating dead animals you fuck smh
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+Freddygun Idrahil i guess your right...................because i use them to bite into your mothers ass
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Oh... if only MusclesGlasses was back to stay...sniffle
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I'm vegan and couldn't stop laughing, this needs a part 2
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Canadian police: Did you murder all these people? Lmao
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Am I the only one who is upset about not being able to get a piggy back ride from Harley
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I'm vegetarian but I still like epic mealtime
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No one can take these guys seriously. "I'm about to shit my pants. No, don't shit your pants, they will smell the compost." This is a funny video. I'm done laughing. 
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Meat-eaters have a hard time taken a shit than Vegan.. So Ha!
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Lol this is so insulting.
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Hilarious but so true
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I really did find my people. Bacon loving, vegan fearing, hilarious foodaholics. Thank you guys. God bless.
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As a vegan, I found this funny. I laughed at "come see my Ska band friday night!" and "Dont! They can smell the compost." I dont think these guys have anything against vegans. Comments I see on here like "Fuck vegans!" though, are really offensive. What is so bad about wanting to minimize suffering and distress? I live a healthy lifestyle that benefits everyone, so there is no reason to be hateful towards vegans as a whole.  Yes, I believe that everyone should be a vegan, but no, I am not going to force it down your throat. 
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As an omnivore, I have no problem eating vegetarian animals. It's comforting to know that if world hunger becomes a problem, we can eat the vegetarians and vegans. Also, are vegans allowed to use breast milk for their babies? That is an animal, (the human animal), byproduct.
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+Freddygun Idrahil Okay, keep in mind that I'm stating that humans are omnivores and not just carnivores. There's a key difference there. Bears, for instance, are omnivores, as well as some of our closest ape cousins, including chimps. Our mouth's anatomy resembles those types of animals more closely, as opposed to say a wolf, (a carnivore). Bears, chimps, among many others, have teeth for tearing and grinding. I don't have the pH numbers handy, but the stomach of an omnivore also contains hydrochloric acid with a very low pH. As far as the salivary glands, you're comparing them to that of a carnivore, and not an omnivore. The saliva of omnivores is obviously going to contain enzymes and liquid to aid in the digestion of both meat and plant material. As far as sweating goes, chimps sweat through their pores like humans. Chimps are omnivores and not carnivores. Bears do not sweat and are omnivores. Sharks do not sweat, and are carnivores. Comparing the physiology of sweat is not really a strong indicator of whether or not a species is carnivorous, herbivorous, or omnivorous. And to say that the consumption of meat by humans is what causes us to have heart disease and cancer is absurd. Please cite the extensive studies that have shown that the consumption of any meat by humans is the primary cause of heart disease and cancer. I'd be willing to bet that even vegetarians and vegans are able to suffer from such diseases while avoiding meat products. The main thing that your statement makes clear is the agenda of the person structuring an attempt to sway others to their opinion and lifestyle choice. What better way to attempt to scare others into adopting your lifestyle than to say meat causes humans heart disease and cancer. I have tried to take your point of debate seriously, but it wore thin in your latest response. Show the evidence of unbiased research in your reply and also attempt to make comparisons that are worthwhile and relevant to the point at hand.
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The dietary status of the human species is that of an unspecialized frugivore. All primates are the same, except one very distant relative who eats primarily insects. Frugivores have a plant-based diet which they rarely supplement with a small amount of meat.
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Lol my boyfriend's vegan and he laughed at this! He also made a pescetarian out of me. Love him 😍
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Vegans aren't weak 😹 most body builders go vegan so they can gain more muscle and get healthier😋
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As a vegan, I related to this and also found it hilarious. 
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That reminds me of Mr. Meaty.
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Fuck vegans and vegetarians, if you can't kill an animal then how the fuck did you survive childhood?
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+mmaannaaddoo manado don't bully me with your biased profiling.
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Dafuq!? They kill all vegan zombies except the girls? Anyways, meat is healthy with bacon.
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Too people who eat veggie meat you do know that it made from MSG right? Plus your gonna lack of protein since vegetables are incomplete protein
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sweet as, each to their own, more meat for me, cheers
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What I dislike is that if vegans did this with meat eaters then they could call it insulting but when epic meal time does it vegans can't call it affending
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I think it might be a little funny at the beginning but the ending is just over the top. I don't like to be stereotyped or pigeonholed, and especially if it seems like it's only partially ment funny, but also defematory.
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