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Be Our Bachelor

by CollegeHumor • 655,991 views

SHAVING LIKE A BOSS http://bit.ly/HTLSNy LIKE us on: http://www.facebook.com/collegehumor A new take on "Beauty and the Beast" presents the sadness of eating for one... as only a Disney musical...

My womanly impulses to clean and fix are intensifying. ;w;
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+Riley Collins Every sane human being no matter how lazy or dirty should have the urge to clean when they see that mess.
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+Riley Collins I'm right there with you. The urge to clean after watching this video has nothing to do with your gender and everything to do with how you live your life. My place may get a little cluttered from time to time but the common areas are always clean, and the kitchen and bathroom are spotless. The only thing I can identify with in this video is the lack of pants. My motto is " Home is where the pants aren't."
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In my defense, I would like to say ramen is delicious. And it's cheap.
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+Seahawk STRIKE everything you eat is terrible for you.
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+Potato Lover Agreed! I also like to chop up some veggies and toss them in there too.
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I have the urge to clean....
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so when was this guy dumped?
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You've Been Trolled, you've been trolled Yes you've probably been told, don't reply to this guy, hes just trying to make a rise out of you, yes it's true, you respond and that's his cue To start trouble on the double while he strokes his manly stubble You've been trolled you've been trolled you should probably just fold When the only winning move is not to play But you keep on trying  Mindlessly replying You've been trolled, you've been trolled, have a nice day.
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ok everybody, prepare for the opinion of a real bachelor..... 1. i dont do dishes, i have paper plates/bowls, with plastic forks, spoons and knifes...... 2. milk is definately good after the expiration date, just sniff if before you drink.... 3. there are things in my fridge that are probably 6 months old and i just forgot it existed..... 4. if there isnt a stain on my shirt or paints, and they dont stink.... they are still ok to wear.... i dont own underwear (makes the whole pants thing sound worse doesnt it?).... and 5..... my cooking level is somewhere along the lines of calling and ordering, to throwing it in the microwave and looking at the back of the box and trying to find heating instructions..... and i love this life ^-^
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+midget_killer777 Ok. Now prepare for my opinion as another "real bachelor"..... 1) I do the dishes after every time I cook, which is every meal. I wash them and set them on the rack to dry. the next morning I put them back where they belong. 2) Milk is good until it's bad. It can usually go a few days past what it says, but I usually use it all before then anyway. 3) I never let things in my fridge stay long enough to cause a problem. It is either eaten or tossed as soon as it starts to turn [which usually doesn't happen]. There is no excuse to have a mold monster in the back of your fridge stinking everything up. That's just a sign of a lazy ass. 4) As a general rule clothes may be worn up to 3-4 times before they get washed. This all depends on the odor and appearance of the particulate item in question. When it's time to do laundry it gets washed, folded, and put back where it's supposed to go. Also, underwear is the best, I just don't get "going commando"... zippers dude, zippers.... 5) I have been cooking since I was tall enough to reach the stove. I pride myself on my skills in the kitchen and I love to show them off. If you are totally incapable of preparing at least one decent meal I feel sorry for you. Basically, there is no excuse for living like a troll. You are a human being and should act like one. My home is clean and orderly, and an inviting space for people to come and enjoy themselves. Why would anyone be willing to settle for anything less?
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+Jordan Smithson well i do have actual plates and glasses along with silverware, but disposable is so much easier... going commando (i havent worn underwear since i was in afganistan, and being over there is the reason i started doing that style) the zippers dont effect me really, about the only thing thats bad is if im on my motorcycle and it gets hot and touches my junk.... yea thats the problem.... when i have to put it away i flop it over to my left side, pull my pants outward a little and zip right up.... and i do know how to cook, i know how to make eggs and bacon, burgers, ribs, fish, but its not an everyday thing, and i dont cook often unless it is breakfast
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holy shit.  i just ate ramen out of straight out of the pot i cooked it in and used a shirt as a pot holder.  i gotta get my shit together.
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+Aleah Onunkwor He has blue balls, hence the title "Be our BACHELOR".
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This scared me so much I am now going to go take a shower
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Michael Beveridge Shared on Google+ · 2 weeks ago
God I love Disney 
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lol i am just seeing this right after i was in my school production of Beauty and the Beast
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The dude looks like Shaggy Rogers.
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I will never let my house get THAT fucking messy.
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Why do they parody things from Disney so much?
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That cookie dough made me not want to eat raw cookie dough ever again.
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cooking hotdogs, i thought you could eat them "raw" because their tinned and in brine and that the only reason for heating was to not eat cold hotdog
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its gross but i think i would have trouble throwing out old food if it sang to me too.
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"bachelor" or "college kid"? xD You never think you'll get like this but we all do.
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i don't get why this video isn't more popular its one of the best college humor animations.
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My life without my mom,,,
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the guy cartoon is hot.....if he lives like that ill just clean it for him
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God damn what a slob..
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How can you live in this filth, I always wondered. I know someone who is like this, he seriously did not wash out the sink for 25 years then he was living in my father apartment. A few ago he had to terminate the contract and the slob had not placed himself in the Que for apartment even after being told 5 years earlier he should and the lease could get terminated. We had to go in a clean and it took like 10 bottles of silic bang and various other solvent of powerful nature to get it clean. Even the walls had layers of fat like substance, he had not moved the furniture from the balcony so they had rotten. After the termination of lease my father got another place to live in and he is happy with that in the same landlord. He was a bit pissed and managed to clean the place up somewhat, he was not found guilty of any expenses because the place would anyhow get a total renovation because it been 30 years of doing nothing in the apartment.
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"Leaving time to masturbate" We've all been there. Just think of it as being efficient.
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What an utterly fantastic hilarious and twisted parody! MAGIC!!! :D
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I am a girl living like that. With my roommates, p.j.fry and B.B.Rodreaz
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He killed himself that night
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Man i need to stop taking acid before breakfast grabs beer bottle and chugs
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am i high on cocaine or everything
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I think this might apply more to bachelorettes. 1 rule: the hotter a young woman, the filthier she lives. Proven more than once. With very few exceptions.
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+Maya Olivas You're right. there are an innummerable amount of exceptions to the "rule". As with most any other "rules" They are formed from perspective. Not condescending to you, I see these comments alot. I just wanted to agree while pointing out another similar idea.
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from what i have seen being a slob is set on a porabola. really attractive and really unattractive people tend to be slobs and the more inbetween you are the more your in the middle. Though i also believe there are exceptions to every rule.
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I more or less live like that when i hade my first own place, then i moved to  collative and got my shit togher
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I love how the Chinese food boxes say "not" above a picture of a panda wearing a Chinese (?) hat. "Not Chinese"?
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Are wannabe-leftist bachelors that groce? Glad to be a rightist then!
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I am and looks like me and my room/habits.
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wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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well that's a scary way to teach a lesson...I feel the need to go clean something now...
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In this case... i'd say the most important tools in that scenario would be a large garbage bag. And a lot of cleaners. I'd be going mad living anywhere near that kind of filth.
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Michael Adkins Shared on Google+ · 6 months ago
Well, at least I'm not as bad as that guy!  XD 😆
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That's what I call one filthy ape.
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Living on my own for 2 months now I can vouch that this is how some things go. Like the dishes, the fridge and the condoms.
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All of the Chinese food containers say "bu" which means no or bad. Just thought I'd point that out.
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Damn, that must be some powerful mold!
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I think Id just kill myself lol
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please tell me Bachelors dont REALLY eat like this right? if not then i think im ok with not dating :P
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Yes totally. We're all just blithering in misery waiting for some woman to come along and take care of us. Really!
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+Dark Mageddon No, no one said we(as in you) were miserable.... It's just that laziness is a strong trait (theoretically).
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"is it time to masturbate?" the answer is always yes 
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How did they get a camera into my apartment!!? And why did they censor my glorious nudity with tighty whiteies?? I demand answers
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Tsicloh Shared on Google+ · 11 months ago
Pretty accurate mwahahahah
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I swear i though this was sam winchester at first
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Girls eating for one is so much different. We actually try to learn how to cook even though men are typically much better at cooking when they learn.
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aww man, can"t believe that im living this video
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This bachelorette does
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That sponge sounded like Adam Sandler. Good song!
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Wtf did I just watch?
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please never let this be me 
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We all get there at some point
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Milk IS still good after the expiration date.  I wouldn't eat moldy bread based foods though, even if you pick off the visible stuff, there's still plenty of microscopic mold to worry about.  Moldy meat is fine.  If you go to a place that sells "aged" meat, that's literally all it is.  Old meat they've scraped the mold off of and charge a premium for.
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Wow best video!!! Do more Disney infused music videos!!! :D
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So thats what happend to Spongebob
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Starting about twenty seconds in, I was stuck with a shocked and appalled face. 
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This is my college apartment in nutshell haha xD
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i think the thing that grossed me out the most was the salmonella because i actually eat that stuff raw sometimes > <
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I couldn't eat cookie dough any more after that.
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+Emma Smith I'm still eating it ; u ;  // shuns self
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There was several moments I sighed.. Over the truth too this. Although, It's more like the song of a poor bachelor. Trust me I would know... waddles in poverty
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cries from digital stench
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First i laughed... then i realised how fucking familiar this is...
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I feel so dirty, I'm gonna go scrub my house now. ... Um... for the record, I may be single, but I enjoy cooking for every meal and I don't let dishes sit.
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I....I think i am going to vomit now. :D
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Sadly this is where i see myself in 15 years...
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I tell jokes I turn tricks I seen all these assholes dicks!! LMFAO!! XDD
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just a random small clip from walt disneys trip in college
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see my vest see my vest made from a real gorilla's chest!
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That cookie dough's voice is irritating.
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You've been trolled, you've been trolled, you have probably been told, don't reply to this guy...
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This is so funny. But I just lost all appetite for any food.
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It's unreal how close this psychedelic montage is to my life. Get out of my head, Collegehumor
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Dude thats nasty as hell, i will never live like that.
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No because the store cookie dough is made with pasteurized eggs... they won't sell one where they used raw eggs.
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the guy was kinda cute...except for the fact he was a druggie and had NO PANTS the ENTIRE TIME.
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I used to live like this. I just miss those brownies so much!
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