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Jizz In My Pants

by thelonelyisland • 140,409,435 views The first single from The Lonely Island's debut album "INCREDIBAD". In stores 02/10/2009. Video features guest appearances by Molly Sims, Jamie Lynn Sigler, and...

Like if your watching in 2015
im 7 yers olld what dos jizz mean?
I read this comment and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS!
This song was responsable for spoiling the end of the Sixth Sense for me.
To be honest, the end of The Sixth Sense was jizzworthy.
Grapes are also pretty jizz worthy
Am I the only one who thought the ending was predictable!!!!
Where are these niggas now? lol.
+lengua muerta Yep. That's why the word will forever be bound to a lot of troubles to those outside minority circles. But there are a lot of white people in my neighborhood that says nigga to the black, hispanic, asian and fellow whites which is oddly interesting. I think it shows that, as a community, everybody is cool with each other and saying nigga in public is evidence. Interesting, don't you think?
+raSedoRi990 most folks I know are pretty pc so they dont fck w nigga much, but it just seems pretty normal for everyone to get along idk
Am I the only one who think that first girl looks really like a guy?...
indeed she does. has that weird Arnold S. shaped face.
26,740 ppl didn't Jizz in their pantz
Well 247 people like jizzing their pants lol
Cuz they jizzin on their keyboards
Never realized before but these guys are singing in English accents.
+Martín Brandán That's on purpose, supposedly. It is a pastiche.
+Travis Taylor OBJECTION to nothing I just saw your picture lol
How did so many girls watch this if Rihanna is the only girl in the world?
I remember the 720p days.
Soon we gonna get 10k BRO
?? uhh yea good times?
I was watching porn while listening to this. AND I JIZZED IN MY PANTS
Oh thank god, I thought I was the only one that ejaculates when I eat a grape.
Who doesn't jiz when they eat grapes?
People like grapes.
What the actual fuck did I just watch... WTF
I remember some girls on my our soccer team left some of their gear on the field so they had to sing in front of everyone as punishment.  This was their song of choice with accompanied choreographed dancing... 
XD I would have died from laughing
XD this song is amazing. I've listened to it at least 500 times Amazing.
for sure! me too! 
l have just noticed when white people make terrible music, like this, friday, hot problems, etc There is no one saying its shit, although it is, but when a black person makes a nice song thats real, it gets dissed.
+Thomas Owusu-Abayie Original post. Seriously, use your head
+Cody Makson OP, thats new! No l wasn't trolling, have you got something to say? spill it now so l can finish you >:-)
Holy shit this is 6 years old now...fuck my life.
have you heard I'm on a boat
LOL, this is too funny. When you are done laughing, Google "The Truth Contest" for another one. LOL
Went to the truth contest and I JIZZED in my PANTS
HAHAHAHAAHAH OH yes...... this video made me jizz LOLOLOLOL
XD Laughing & getting get ot of library =p
Guess what this song makes me do...
Eat a turkey stuffed with mayonnaise, molest a child named Bambino, and run around your town wearing only a bra?
I heard the my little pony theme song on the tv and I jizzed in my pants( I hate mlp, that's why)I ate a ghost pepper and I jizzed in my pants, I blew up the White House so I jizzed in my pants, I rode a roller coaster and I jizzed in my pants I saw Osama bin laden resurrect and I jizzed in my pants, I got blow up by a ISIS suicide bomber and I jizzed in my pants I got my head blow off with a shot gun and I jizzed in my pants I saw there was a call of duty mw4 and I jizzed in my pants, soap from mw3 dies and I jizzed in mah pants. Christmas came and I jizzed In my pants.
If you drop soap, you might slip!
+TTamatii - Tamati yeah you might slip and Jizz in your pants
So glad I found this XD
Like if you're watching in 2021
ESPN saw Manziel play today and they jizzed in their pants.
And how the fuck did Gangnam style beat this?!
+SMProductions Yeah, when this came out, I was 9. I thought jizz meant to pee. A few months later: ENTER PUBERTY
To be honest jizzed on alarm ring would be very practical for work.
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the production value on some of these videos is just hilariously high for what they are. 
Is the cashier at 1:03 Meadow Soprano from "The Sopranos"?????????????
Dieser Song beschreibt das Leben der Männer XD XD XD. Ich bekommen immer so einen Lachflash bei diesem Song! I Jizz in my... XD!!!!
I love this song XD I have it on a CD and on my phone XD <3 +Lauren Yolo 
Song been getting me hard since 2009
why the fk im just seeing this ?
I needed a laugh today. Thank u to ever put this shit on here. Lmao!!! HA HA HA!!!
Like if you are going to watch in 2016 even though you might be dead by then
You just 'like' my profile pic on facebook and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS!
Austin Chee Shared on Google+ · 1 day ago
By one of my favorite bands of all times, The Lonely Island.
684,884 people jizzed in their pants 
Why was this in my Recommended thing?
Isn't the girl at 1:07 plays as Tony Soprano's daughter in the Soprano's(Tv series about italian-american mafia) (Meadow Soprano) If so just realised :O Her actual name is Jamie-Lynn Sigler can't remember if im right or not lol
Yeah that's Jamie Lynn Sigler. Possibly the hottest celebrity ever.
Why do they sound like Eminem when they sing in unison?
A song about two guys with premature ejaculation gets all these likes and views, something is definitely wrong with this world 0.o
this is the story of every 13 year old boy going threw puberty.. aw shit this comment probably made you jizz in yo pantz.
@ 1:10 is that Justin Timberlake?
who remembers thinking jizz was pee
Damn this brings me back.... :\\
When I heard Mayweather-Pacquiao was set for May 2 I -
I jizzed im my pants whatching
1:10 Justin, what you doin'? :D
One of these guys are on Brooklyn nine nine guys REALLY just "jizz" because the wind blew funny?
I find this easy to lift weights to for some reason. 
Is one of them on Brooklyn 99
Who sets their alarm for 6:34
Like if you're watching in 2015
O-O omg just wrong..
wtf is justin timberlake doing in this video
the world would be a better place if justin had only ever worked in supermarkets
Literally the best song ever X'D the replay button is getting molested.
these guys makes the best beats i have ever heard! the bass and soft-ish techno is godlike! I would love to see them make some serious songs someday! P.s idk if they already made serious songs xD
Jizz In My Pants Why have I never seen this??!!
To all the people who left inappropriate comments to the 7 year old you should be banned from you tube very evil
You realize that's a troll, right?
Jizz=piss in yor pantzzz
You sir are Retarded
wait, why is this so popular? and this doesn't seem like a song either. I'm not hating these guys, but this is kind of awful.
This song is very nostalgic for quite a lot of people I think which is why we keep coming back
+ItzRorz oh. Well. Still, this is.......kind of awful to watch. I mean, is it really a song?
Are they putting on an accent or is it me?
English accent. It's meant to be a bit of a parody of The Pet Shop Boys
Like if your still watching this in 2015 xD
The first guy that sings looks like the guy from Brooklyn Nine Nine.Lol.
Best quality video from 2008
2:23 HAHAHA Dat Face dough ;)
love this song but is that the guy from brooklin 99?
.....I think i just jizzed..
WTF 0:25 subtitles "but we've got installed was premature that she wants more nazis"???? Yup. A girl can never have too many nazis.
Is this still relevant???
Haha ya it is. It also says it in the description btw. :)
Was pewdiepie the janitor?
It was Justin Timberlake.
was the janitor in the market Pewdiepie?
No, Justin Timberlake. This was before Pewds was even on YouTube. Trust me, I made the same mistake.
Tip: When writing comments like that......don't have that profile pic.
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