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Da Ali G Show - Marriage, Lesbians, and Abortion

by i2fast4u • 986,954 views

Ali G discusses his thought about marriage, lesbians, and abortions.

"you aint never got a hoe preggers? is that because u use connies or fire blanks?"
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+Captain Alpha taking pics of your bitch and sending them to shaven amateurs aiiiiiii LOL!!!!
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"Are you anti abortion because you was aborted?" Lmao I cant breathe
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I love the way he compares trying abortion to trying Burger King.
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"So yous a virgin?" "Yes." "haha!"
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The last part killed me...A..A... Abortion
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I died at the beatboxing at the end
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Does you believe in Mahogany?.....ROFL!!!
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THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER
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Love is cursed by monogamy
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Does anyone knows if he tells his "victims" after the cameras turned off that this was a prank, or did they found out much later? did anyone tried to sue him for making and idiot out of them? His funny as hell, and a genius!
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I don't know for sure, but I doubt he'd break character after the interviews and tell them it was a prank. I do wonder though how many of them figured it out, and if there were some interviews that didn't make it on the show because they didn't work.
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+Monica Listodos I don't know for sure, but I doubt he'd break character after the interviews and tell them it was a prank. I do wonder though how many of them figured it out, and if there were some interviews that didn't make it on the show because they didn't work.
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Free Nelson Mandela! LMAO
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"Believe in mahogany":-D
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Just now I understand the snickers - ickers thing
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when he started beatboxing i nearly pissed myself...!  pf tz ch pf tz abortion pf tz t
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The morons hahaha Ali g get's something right sometimes
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Wtf are you talking about; he gets it right every time.
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Ah.. I miss the days when reality interviews meant the interviewee truly had no idea what they were going to be asked. The shows that run on this format these days are totally scripted by both sides, which completely destroys its shock value.
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The snickers bit was golden
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loooooool scrot rot
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Just a point, Mormons don't believe in polygamy any longer they haven't for a long time.
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HOLD THE 4 KEY FOR A SICK BEAT
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Yoo that beatbox part at the end soundend real sick
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'is u well anti habortion coz u yourself woz haborted?'  LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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Hahahah the beatbox "abortion"
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Abortion is murder unless the mother's life is threatened. Are so many people so stupid to understand that? I don't blame Ali G.
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+Ashraf Anam Hello, May i ask at what point of time do you consider it to be "murder" after the fertilizatin of the cygote, after first cell division, or second? Or might ot be possible that even killing sperm and gamete is "murder"?
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+Ashraf Anam Nope. People just do not believe that it is murder...because the definition of when life begins has not been clearly settled. Calling people with a different opinion from yours, "stupid" only makes your argument look really weak.
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"surley yous should try sometin before you say no" lol
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stares angrily this interview is over.
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"yo, I's totally into abortion.. I's been responsible for at least 5, so.. I's well up for it" =  their mind is blown
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Grab a Snickers.
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nothing is funnier than a virgin man campaigning against abortion...
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is you anti abortions because you yourself was aborted? LOL
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Sasha baron Cohen is king of comedy.
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if anybody can tell me intro music i will cut my left ball off
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+Miguel Ángel Mora Fuckin G, I was wondering this myself, appreciate it
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... just didnt want to commit, innit.
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A lesbian demonstrating for "reproductive rights"?  And don't interfere with my right to "choose".  What if I choose to develop a hand grenade collection in my apartment.  But hey,  don't interfere with my right to "choose".    Our culture is in it's last phase of the downward cycle -  sick culture.
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"To say the fetus isn't alive" But I didn't say that. I said it's not yet a human being. And to be clear, we were never talking about fetuses until you mentioned them just now. I don't think it's morally justifiable to have a late-term abortion except in certain extreme circumstances. "killing the potential person" Killing potentiality is not murder.
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I lost it when the beat dropped in We Shall Overcome
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Lol! cannot stop laughing at Morons!
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"You ever notice that the women who are against abortion are women you wouldn't wanna f*ck in the first place" George Carlin?
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I have a lot of your videos.  LMAO
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Does you believe in mahogany? hahahahaha Sometimes I wish I was a moron.. :DDDD
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You can only see ickers lmfao!!!
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"I love lezzies ... I've got loads of your videos"
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I'm an ex-Muslim and now an atheist liberal, and I must say I have NEVER met a single Muslim man married to more than one woman. This includes a sample size of over 100,000 people.
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Even if you can find a large Muslim population of scientists it wouldn't say anything about Islam since science doesn't give a damn about personal beliefs. Science deals in the natural and needs no help from the supernatural to get by.
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I personally believe men are not monogomous biologically  !
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free nelson mandela...well what a coincidence that i should run into this video after what recently happened
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Ali G - a couple of lesbians? wow respect..total respect yo respect just relax you know…..i love it like i's got loads of your videos its wicked. the dykes just look at him LOL!!
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It has to be said that America is full of nutters.
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My girlfriend believes in 'Mahognany' too! Wood is good!!!
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Free Nelson Mandela
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The Koran is like some one took a bunch of bullshit (the bible) and crammed a whole lot of outrageous bullshit into it and made it even more unbelievable how does anyone actually believe that crap.
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I was very anti burger king and then me tried the flame grill whopper XD OH MY GOD XD
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Americans are fuckin dumb something I really think all americans act when a camera is involved
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The problem with lesbians is that they don't like it when men ask to watch.
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Lesbians hate it when a man chats them up.
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So what would you suggest to be the best way to make it happen?
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cant believe ive never watched Ali G's interviews before now.. pure awesome and epic
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Funniest one is with Posh Spice and David Beckham.
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Why don't u read the Quran before writing bullshit u prick. Read the book then comment u filthy kaafir.
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We shall overcomeeeeee
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5:32 hahaah my favourite part
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How can anyone hactually say you can't do whatever wiv your own kid? At da end of da day its your baby an if you want to save on the hassle and have it sucked out early an whatever den that's your business init? Just like if I pissed of me mum she could have me dead just wiv one phone call, that's why me know me got to toe da line, aye!
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5:12 Owned worldwide.  That and Ali G's laugh > Nelson's laugh.
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what was the intro music?
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Ah, this is in the finest tradition of taking the piss out of Americans without them realising it!
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All the pro lifers were either fat, ugly or just plain weird looking. Just saying.
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Is dat cos you use connies or does you fire blanks?  This interview is over...:D 
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Sick beatboxing slillz :)
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Americans have the wrong idea about monogamy. In reality monogamy means, one partner for life. Not one partner at a time and that way 1000 in a lifetime, doesnt count bros, sorry.
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This video almost looks like it's been intentionally pixelated by the uploader. 
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whats the song at 6:02 ?
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farder gene shultz is a virgin
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"were a lesbian couple" ... "wat?" LMFAO  Louis CK, Dave Chappelle and this guy. Anyone who argues with that lineup of funniest alive doesn't know what funny is. Sorry, my opinion wins. 
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+camel595 i guess it's cool to say that Louis CK isn't funny now that he's at the top of the comedy world. Well, he's at the top of the comedy world for a reason... sorry you have no sense of humor whatsoever
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+Timothy Stratton no, YOU have no sense of humor... If you actually think Louis CK is funnier than Eddie Murphy, I feel sorry for your generation...
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Go to the police station, or a lawyer and they'll tell you it is not murder. The first word of your rant is incorrect so it doesn't bode well for the rest of it.
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"like the morons, sometimes I wish I was a moron." LMFAO
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he said mahogany instead of Monogamy kkkkkkkkkkkkk LoL
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a chance at life is much more important than just not wanting a baby. thats the risk of having sex. if you're gonna have sex then be prepared for the "consequences"
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after Borat and Bruno, and the Dictator we all see what this guy is capable of; also he did some good parts in movies too; for example Lemony Sniket or smt.. :-) Hes a great genius
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anybody know the song at 0:16?
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im all for it been responsible for 5.. rofl
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I LOVE IT WHEN HE WAS BEAT-BOXING TO THE SINGING!!
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