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Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates. Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2.

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Hal 9000 can rap? Then he should rap agains GLaDOS. Reason? For Science.
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+buciallstar hell im one step ahead of you. im suggesting it on every video!  
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Yes yes yes! I want to see this
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Windows if you are mainstream. Apple if you have money. Linux if you know how a computer works.
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+riotkingrj Who are you talking too?
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+Littlx X Um just saying I think its Windows if u are a gamer, work for a company Mac if your have the money, want it to work for years, don't want ur computer to die and if u want to buy the soft and the hardware together! Linux is for peeps that know how to use a computer!
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Everyone still knows that Linux is the best.
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I feel like I'm the only person alive who still has an iPhone 4
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Ipod touch the FIRST ONE
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"You blow, Jobs." xD I just realized this line after the fifth time I listen this.
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yes guys but please dont talk about greece because it isnt funny to say that they are going to kick them out and all that stuff. i just asked a question and you also said that im 12 and dont go to her page this is really annoying , now i know what i wanted to know and thanks.
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12 million subscribers this video has 97 million views.
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+jesse webb I heard you the first time you said that, yes. I just didn't think it was worth a response. Up until you block me, say the correct words to end the conversation, or just don't say anything at all, I am just going to keep talking. Of course, there's always the chance I'll get bored and just leave, but that hasn't happened yet. It does seem fairly close, though, because you're on the endless loop of "I have nothing new to say." Seven others? Really? The other seven are the ones with replies in this thread, I presume? It's odd how you have a great amount of choice in how this conversation proceeds, and yet you exercise none of it.
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Linux for open source Mac for security Windows for gaming & writing
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Actuley this is the truth and if you don't believe it don't say it's a load of rubish and swear about but my friend made it so he could play any game on his Mac so yeah
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+Josh Warburton can it play crysis 1 max settings with graphic mods?
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if apple ever made a car would it have windows
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Anyone notice at the end HAL says hasta lavista like the Terminator told you. And at the end of the new terminator vs robo cop the terminator says its judgement day hasta lavista
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+Connor Green Ceaser holds a book written by Shakespeare. Shakespeare has been in a rap. Its nothing to notice.
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I bet half the people in the comment section don't know what a flip phone is.
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+Username flipphones are indestructible i have one that is older than me and it makes calls better than an iphone 6
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Am I the only one who likes Apple but likes Xbox?
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I am so stupid. I listened to this song for months and months. Everytime he said Why did you name your company after your dick, I thought to myself I wonder what apples have to do with dicks. One day I was driving around and it just hit me. He's not talking about the apple company he's talking about the microsoft company. Oh my goodness hes telling the guy he has a tiny soft dick. I can't believe it took me so long to understand that joke.
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It took me like four years okay
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Linux? ha ha ha ha I've never been a fan of that.
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+What Burns My Bacon I switched to linux about 6 months ago, and I'll never go back. It does everything I need it to. I only use Windows for microsoft word because I'm a writer, and when your a writer, microsoft word is everything.
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+Paul Samson You know, that's funny you should mention that. I'm a journalist and when I switched to a Mac for home (I worked on Macs for years, but only for work), it had a program called Pages. Apple's version of Word. I thought it was pretty good, but I got a chance to get Microsoft Office at a great price recently and I've been using Word again. You are right, Word is everything.
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Apple is overpriced shit xD
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+ntdonat  buy a magbook air for? 2000-3000 $ or buy pc parts and assemble your own pc.. u get sooo much more out of an pc for that kind of money :D
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+killer123denmark back when there was no mac book air, fool.
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PC master race!!!! PCs will always be better than Macs.
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No there aren't
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+Miss Artsy you're facking ignorant, wow
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Why does the Apple logo in 0:55 looks like strawberries? xD
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En mi casa no hay iPad,tampoco iPhone,mucho menos iPad mini (? Pero si iPan :D
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Tobias Harms Shared on Google+ · 2 weeks ago
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De kommer till Sverige i höst. Stockholm och Göteborg. Sjukt sugen att gå...
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This battle isn't memorable for how good it was. Its memorable for how badly Steve crushed bill. (Bad in a good way).
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+T-Feather I feel that without the end Bill won his line's where just a lot more clever you blow, jobs. He sucks, his name is jobs, and he can't hold down a job. Was just the perfect trifecta of burn. Plus after each one it always ended with PC or Bill on top. Though the end made him lose a lot of points.
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Steve jobs fucked him hard xD
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Lol I have a dirty mind
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+Summersworld would u care for a dick? :)
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Another Epic Rap Battles of History: Steve Jobs Versus Bill Gates. I'm sure I don't have to tell you about these Geeks' credentials because they speak for themselves! So, which one won? State who in the comments and defend your answer!
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'PEOPLE WITH JOBS USE A PC.' -according to Bill Steve JOBS uses an Apple so you just got served son!
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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Bill Gates won cause I have a pc and I love it
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Bill Gates doesn't even control this stuff anymore...
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THAT ROBOT THING STRAIGHT UP KILLED IT BRUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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+Paul Samson Thanks and I Wasn't Being Mean Just Saying.
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It's not your fault. I'm a science fiction nerd, so I think it's my God given mission to correct every one on such issues.
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"I got a PC but it wasn't from you".... Ohhh, 3 years later I finally got it was talking about Pancreatic Cancer ; - ;
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+iCookieChan1 To be honest I didn't know until you pointed it out. I was simply being sarcastic :D
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+Doro Deredere Там отличный Command Line Interface же есть.
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So my opinion is : Apple is a good company and Microsoft too. I use windows 7 for my computer but also i have an iPad. So my mum has a phone made by microsoft and i think that is not as good as an iphone BUT I think that computers that their operational system is windows ( from Microsoft of course )are better than mac ( from Apple ). Every company has its good ones and its bad ones. So i will never buy an apple computer but i will never buy a microsoft phone/tamplet too. This is my opinion :\
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What about android phones? Their much better than windows imo.
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yes. u r right.actually  i have a samsung phone :)
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Taylor swift vs Katy Perry plz plz plz
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ps and xbox will be always better than apple
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HAL 9000's entrance scared Bill xD
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so bill gates made apple and mac?
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thank you for telling!But I still think Bill Gates is better
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Can somebody tell me how "You know I think they made this beat on a apple" "Nope, fruity loops. PC" Makes sense?
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Fruity loops is a music creation engine for the PC
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It's also on Mac too so that's why he's confused
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Well, I use PC but Steve Jobs won.
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Steve cus the dick joke
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I hate when People die, Steve Jobs, Billy mays Etc
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This goes to bill gates. Because Jobs had to call in backup. The Backup was obviesly HAL 9000.
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+Shane McDonald he didn't call in backup... he died. turn heaven a profit?
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The part when Steve jobs rap,"How are you going to shoot me down while I control the rocket?" is meaning that NASA uses apple computers only because they don't catch any virius. Steve jobs own pixar before selling it to Disney.
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But it wasn't Steve who said that, it was HAL 9000
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+AmiWhiteWolf Nope, NASA uses more speciallized computer systems that have nothing to do with any PC (including Macs). It was more of a reference to 2001 Space Odyssey where an AI named HAL 9000 is responsible for maintaining and controlling the ship and ensuring it fullfils its mission...
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666 Likes? Ralph wiggum Is lluminati confirmed.
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+The Illuminati145 He'll tell u what he want, but not everything, he has evil secrets two, this is the beginning of WW3. IllumiNazi confirmed. DUH DUH DUH.
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Steve Jobs won. Even against HAL.
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Bill one mainly because my IPhone 4s sucks and my pc is great!
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You can't really compare a phone to a computer. And have you used a Microsoft lumina phone. I think I'd take and iPhone 4s over that
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You're ignorant. It's an opinion. I love Apple. I also love Microsoft. But just for the sake of this, I'm gonna bullshit you with the fact that Linux and Microsoft "suck".
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Is Bill Gates, Dead? (Right?) To Lazy To Google Search Meh, Someone Well Comment I Think...
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windows and apple both ripped off linux
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of course linux won. as it should.  also jobs was not an innovator - wozniak was the only person to invent anything at apple
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+Tom Fedrick yes it was post wozniak and i think had to be hardware related
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How does a red button compare to a Mac or PC
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+Patrick Star it guides misseles and might nuke yiur as for typing that.
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I own an xbox so I guess I have to side with B Gates
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many people use iPhones now and Bill hasn't even made any type of phone.
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That's because Bill is no longer CEO. As well, Microsoft owns Nokia.
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Hi, anybody have the instrumental :c? or something
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Fruity loops and I'm not kidding
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It's funny to see all the kids salty about how they learned the truth about Apple and How Bill Gates copied.
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+ij_army_ amberly Microsoft implemented elements from Unix because it was open source, not Apple
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Albert Einstein VS Stephen Hawking
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Gadgets-Apple Computers-windows
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As a computer nerd, I loved this.
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Hey, anybody know if an iPad's ever gotten a virious on it?
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My school uses ipads, I spread a botnet it's easier than you think, just most of the time you can't detect it
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The misunderstanding is that Apple can't get malware. They can, but its harder to infect a Mac and the Mac market share isn't worth the effort.
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I love the Linux part, it's like a love letter to computer science. I love all the references you guys made, daisy girl, hello world, GNU. I just didn't understand the part with 17 lines of code. Does someone know?
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Apple has never invented anything
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Anyone notice that Steve says you will never ever get a virus on an apple but there is written never catch a virus on an apple :P
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How does it have 98 million view there 8 million people?
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+Itz Wragon XD because I watched it 90 million times
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666k likes? coincidents? i dont think so
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Illuminati is over 667K likes :(
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I watched this on an apple😂
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Notice how this was made in June 14 2012 and in 2015 there was terminator genesis....and the robot at the end said he could send a nuke(reference) and that no one could stop him which is also what genesis said in the movie😕 so....the robot is genesis O.o. time travelers confirmed
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am I the only one who noticed that
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+Roger Popers nvm this comment that robot was hal 9000 😏still 2$pooky4me though
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Need one where Bill and Steve team up against Linux/Android
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Yes. OMG. YES. ADVERTISE. REPLY. NAO.
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Steve jobs and that came thingy won this one!
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HAL 9000 actually, but meh, same thing.
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That wasn't Linux. It's HAL 9000...He said he ran on Linux as a joke....
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I think it's depends on the devise you grew up with I personally grew up with a Mac and I still use a Mac and I love it. Every time when I use Windows it's just that I feel uncomfortable. But I don't hate it. People here are hating about the other operating system but they never really used the other one and automatically say that the operating system they don't know is shit. Sorry for my bad English.
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+frerarddestroya I prefer windows. This is because I simply like it more, And I have a lot more freedom in the software much like Linux.
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I used both, and as a gamer, I prefer to have a right click option come standard :P but also I just prefer windows.
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Mark Zuckerberg and eduardo saverin vs Sergey brin and larry page Youtube vs Google
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meant facebook not youtube thats why there is mark zuckerberg
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+Keaton Wulff You're going the wrong way...
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Who the fuck is HAL 2000. His name is HAL 9000
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Why did bill gates name his company after his dick
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+Nick Crowbar Microsoft..."micro" and "soft", get it?
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Steve jobs won for sure
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"Bow excuse me, while I turn heave a profit." That line doe.
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Cat Lover (A.S.H) Shared on Google+ · 1 month ago
Steve Jobs won! :-)
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bill gates won by far
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Google Now VS. HAL9000
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+Leiko Snake PC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Am i the only one who uses linux and windows 7
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just switched to mac from pc. got to say, pc used to be better but ever since windows 8, it went downhill. mac is much more consistent, smoother and simpler.
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An Apple product a day keeps the doctors away. I dont know how
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Because they are so expensive
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I just realized at the end the Linux says Asta livesta like the terminator told ya so did they make this before or after the robo cop vs terminator because at the end of that it says it to
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I hope ur joking. First of all, HAL 9000 does not run on Linux. Secondly, how could they have made robocop vs terminator before this one?!?! This came out a few years ago!
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If it weren't for Gates Apple would have gone bankrupt. He balled out Jobs when Apple computer was in financial trouble. I am sure Gates is regreting that decision now all these years later. With Jobs gone now however i think Apple is wishing they could bring back the dead.
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+BlazinNSoul This is true, but honestly I don't think bill regrets it since apple is doing it all by them selves now
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What are you trying to say?
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Apple gets work done. Windows spend time installing anti-virus
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I wonder how many people understood the "C plus plus" part. I do.
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Probably most people.
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