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Matrix Runs on Windows XP

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Windows XP-Walks into coffee shop. Virus changes it into a strip club. Windows Vista-Walks into coffee shop. Coffee shop isn't open. Windows 7-Walks into coffee shop. Gets tea. Windows 8-Walks into coffee shop. Gets lost. Windows 10-Walks into coffee shop. Is stuck inside forever. OSX-Not allowed to go into coffee shop. Linux-Tries to figure how to open the door to the coffee shop. Chrome OS-There is no coffee shop.
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+AXP Bonecrusher Windows XP is actually the most stable operating system out there, next to windows 7. its your fault for browsing sites you shouldn't be and not having some kind of protection.
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"It looks like you are trying to bend a spoon with your mind, can i help you with that? I got it"
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+Richard Gustafson Dad customers support this is Rajhol, please hold Plays music. -How can i help you?
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mrandersonmrandersonmranderson
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"The progress bar is moving but the remaining time is going up!".....i lost it.
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+noel apell I actually needed the explanation. Thanks for it. :)
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+SuperDuperBuilderman123 Tell him to wait for windows 10 before upgrading from 7 though!
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''Hope you have cookies enabled...''
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+Room 641A I saw chocolate chip in that sentence
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+Novice Otaku23 Why wouldn't I? Cookie Settings: Sugar Cookies: On Chocolate Chip Cookies: On Super Chocolate Cookies: Off Virus Cookies: Off (Except for XP ~ Lolz)
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Windows, Mac, Linux, et cetera all run just fine if you take care of your computer.
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+Felipe Souza Prove to me how that's not true please. Considering my own experience, a computer can last up to a decade and be fine, as the only thing which should EVER effect a PC or MAC's performance is outdated hardware.
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+SlamifiedBuddafied Yep. It's true. I'm still using an Athlon in my rig. Same hard drives, same ram as when I bought it. I'm not sure if it's a decade old, but it's got to be close!  I just upgrade the graphics card so I can play the newest games and stream HD. 
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Beorn Borg Shared on Google+ · 4 weeks ago
Normally I don't go for documentaries but ...
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yo my pc actually froze at the bullet bit... is that suppose to happen?
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+Once there was a guy with a long username so everyone commented on it. The end. Really that's it. I read your comment on my phone and your username doesn't go past "long" so unfortunately my dirty mind took control.
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 Old joke comes to mind...  A: Installed Linux. Fu.ked all night with settings.  B: Installed Win. Fu.ked all night with GF.   Use your time efficiently 
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+Vladimir V. Cool, just make sure you never turn your machine off, while you wait for your win to boot, everyone else will be Fu.king your GF
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+Khestal Kruger install wayland.... or mir.... or surfaceflinger (android uses that) grrr... so much to choose from!
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John Pyper Shared on Google+ · 2 months ago
Bwhahahaha. That was great. The end makes it all the better.
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Haha.. I like this. In memoriam Windows XP.
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+Nina Firstavina This was made in 2008, long before the cancellation of Windows XP.
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Anass Ahmed Shared on Google+ · 2 weeks ago
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Ivan Volosyuk Shared on Google+ · 4 months ago
... but, is there a difference?... :-)
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Прикольно. Я не видел.
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at least it isn't vista "you are now logging into the matrix."  "are you sure you want to log into the matrix?" "are you sure that you're sure that you want to log into the matrix?" "please grant administrator access to log into the matrix." "are you sure you want to grant administrator access to log into the matrix?"
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"Vista doesn't recognize .EXE files. Please download these 50 updates and drivers to maybe help."
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Couldn't stop laughing at the error report stuff
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Zayne Arnold Shared on Google+ · 1 week ago
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Looks painful with all those plugs.... USB 2.0  in my head ?
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You know what I love about this video? It is one of the very few that doesn't ask me to like and subscribe! Since they aren't begging for likes on this one I think I'll actually give it a thumbs up! Generally any video that begs for subs and likes over and over I'll dislike even if it was a good video.
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+Classic80sStuff Paying for cable. And way more ads then on youtube videos.
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I hope that if I ever make any videos then you don't watch them.
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This video should be called "Matrix runs with viruses" considering that he said he downloaded uTorrent
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Ubuntu is shit. He should learn Arch instead.
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"Ubuntu? Am I going to learn Ubuntu?" lol funny
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I don't get the very last joke.......... what's "umbuntoo" ???
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This made my day, thanks.
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Wow! Don't see much mentions of Linux around the internet anymore! :)
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" The progressbar is moving but the remaining time is going up" That happens to me when my internet conection is bad and I download something...
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Am I the only one who got the "Ubuntu" Joke?
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+Ness Bound No you're the only person out of over 7 billion people to get the fucking bit.
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Why XP?  Vista was soooooo much worse.
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"Sooner or later, we all encounter an error Neo.  You will have to make a choice to send an error report or not to send one.  But... is there a difference..?" GRINS AT NEO
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Windows fucked it up again with widows8
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Fallen Two Rise Shared on Google+ · 1 week ago
LoL Yeah, it's time.
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The cover of this video looks like hard rain
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Ubuntu should never be trusted again because spyware.
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Lol  "hope you have cookies enabled"
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is it sad im watching on a windows xp
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2:36 are those ametur porn videos?
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Jeffery Moore Shared on Google+ · 3 weeks ago
Check out this video on YouTube:
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Jana Schweigertova Shared on Google+ · 4 days ago
😂 k obedu...
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That second "Unfreeze".
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Antonio Souza Shared on Google+ · 2 months ago
E se a Matrix (que é real, S.Q.N) fosse controlada pelo Windows?
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I guess now there will be a TON of glitches in the Matrix.
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Well hello there, hope you have cookies enabled! 😂
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samuel cambron Shared on Google+ · 2 weeks ago
Trop fort...y'a des moyens dans la prod... et la conclusion, j'adooooooore la conclusion
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In TFS Abridge: #19: Murder.EXE Failed Initializing. Would you want to send a Report? #20: NO! DONT SEND A REPORT!!! #19: Sending Report. #20: SON OF A WH*RE!!!! Those who watched the episode know what im talking about XD
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That's what he gets for running XP on an android. The WinRar joke there made me lose it.
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TRY CONTROL ALT DELETE lol
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I guess I can run Matrix on my sister's computer then.
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"Ubuntu? I'm going to learn... Ubuntu?" Killer line!
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3:20 You just read my mind, bravo
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I hate college humor such ignorant trolls! They are just jealous that XP is immensely popular and they are just insignificant twerps that discriminate against Windows.
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+Jim Dayton Xp is more then 10 years oldof course it sucks lol
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I really laughed hard when that woman said "i hope u made cookies enabled" hhhhhhhh omg she is so retarded
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I'm going to learn Ubuntu! XD
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"Tries to exit out of Internet explorer..just have to wait for the hour glass to go away..."
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whats wrong with windows xp :(
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+Joel Martinez III I didn't see one in my life and i have been using xp until 2012
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Maybe mine sucked then :/
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This is just amazing!
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_ /       \ |       | ^    ^ @  @ | |     | | |     | | |     |  / |  \__/  | |          | \_____/ It looks like you thought i was gone forever Would you like help with that [YES] [NO]
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+Aarone2004  _ /       \ |       | ^    ^ @  @ | |     | | |     | | |     |  / |  \__/  | |          | \_____/ unbends it looks like you tried to kill a god you puny mortal would you like help with that [YES] [NO]
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does anyone feel sorry for me? i still have to do all this.  damn, those error reports did nothing
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My computer crashed 0:26 and at first I thought it was part of the video.
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I think that bullet is spinning the wrong way
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Still better than Vista.
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I dunno how, but at 2:01 she made it sound bloody threatening.
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+Karol T A dziękuję, dziękuję :D Apple  zasłużyło... Już od dawna sobie grabili ;) 
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+Karol T Ja już nie chce nic od Apple. :D
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if only he knew how to download more RAM
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now i need to watch org matrix again!!!!
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BLUE SCREEN HAHAHAHA, I WANT TO LEARN UBUNTU....
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he chose the blue screen
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Even though XP is 14 years old it still manages to work better than 8 or 8.1.
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+FreedomR115 I'm on 8.1 and it's working just fine. Not sure why people say it's "the new VIsta".
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3:46 I thought such helpful apps as utorrent never crash
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windows xp is no longer supported but most cash machines still use it
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Trust No One "Gravity Falls!"
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the effects are done so well in this, makes you wonder why college humour doesn't put out a movie
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'This is Agent Jones from Conneticut please hold' hahahaaaa I totally lost it
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Definitely one of your best!
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I've hear in my head you just mispronounced Putin didn't you ? :D
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Looks like you're trying to free humanity. Want some help?
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What windows Xp was awesome
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So many noobs criticising Linux in the comments. I say,delete your windows partitions for a month and try using Linux only and you will see how much better Linux is.
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+linkviii Microsoft should pay me to use WIndows let alone VS.
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Dunno why people hate on xp nowadays. Also why they ever hated on vista... Vista was fine, 8 is great after the 8.1 update and classich shell... 10 seems nice.
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Like I said my old man's laptop came preloaded with vista, bizarre bugs indeed. Resource hog indeed. Half the time the pre installed HP burning software of the rom drive didn't want to work. And al ost every time I borrowed the thing to go on the net IE would give me no end of grief... Waitt IE always gave me grief, my netbook with 7 starter same thing all the freaking time! This page has stopped responding. So glad I changed to firefox. And same thing is true of windows 7 when it comes to windows updates, resources get hogged and everything slows down... sigh. Really though that's my only complaint with 7. 8.0 managed to piss me off right away and no 8.1 doesn't make up for it at lest not in my eyes.
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Because Windows XP runs as s**t on VMWare with i5, 2 gb ram?!
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The view count is 13,378,446 xD 1337 is right
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Well, Windows XP isn't all that bad. Windows Me is the bad one. Even yet, it isn't bad either.
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I swear I have the same headset as this guy in the video at the start.
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why no bonzi buddy?
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We need a "Matrix Runs on Windows 1.0".
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I've been using XP for 12+ years and have gotten only one BSOD and it was my fault for downloading pirated games. I still use XP with a SSD and a good video card and my computer is much faster and more reliable than my friends overpriced Vista and WIn7/8 machines. XP FTW bitches
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+Drake Rastorfer That is true to a point. I'm actually not comparing it to gaming rigs or high end machines, but rather to the average overpriced PC purchased in big box stores and online. I've seen dozens of people with 7/8/Vista on their $1000 laptops and it takes them 5 minutes to even load a website or boot up. My XP with an SSD boots up in under 30 seconds and loads websites so fast that people think it cost thousands of dollars when it only cost me about $200 total. I simply have to defend XP on this one. If you get a BSOD, it was probably your own fault.
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+Daves Day Off  I will agree it's very stable, but I would say speed is not exactly it's strong point. I would say your system's speed isn't because of the operating system, but only because of its hardware.
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Jānis Binders Shared on Google+ · 1 month ago
''Sooner or later we all encounter an error, Neo. You will have to make a choice: to send an error report, or not to send one... but... is there a difference?"' :D 
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this is even worse than the actual movie how is that possible? lol the movie is fucking terrible for morons with 80 iq lol
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