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Inbred Yoshi

by Dorkly • 2,211,298 views

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I guess you could say his father was (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) a motherfucker
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YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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This is why you should never have sex with your relatives, unless they're your spouse!
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I wouldn't trust that bastard with a fork O_O
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+Zarion Liger Or something. I don't even want to know what that something is, that requires me to delve deeper into my disturbing imagination than I ever want to.
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Someone put him out of his misery already
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Waroshi confirmed for the next Wario World.
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+Woody the Starman You just said only one of you are smart... other not either...
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Imagine that thing in real life. 
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I will not give my child to someone who has that kind of condition.
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+Julian Rocha you look like a tails about who's about to sufocate just look at you pro pic
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"GIVE ME THE FUCKIN BABY!!" -Imbred Yoshi, 2012
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+Paul Shriner "Did..did..did..didyoujus... Did you just Die?"
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I approve of incest(Siblings/Cousins) but DAYUM D:They. Should. Never. Have. Kids.
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of course yoshis shed you morons
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How many genetic diseases did his parents have the genes to, geeze.
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Awe. He just wanted to… help. Lol.
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Yoshi's New Incest for Nintendo 3DSex.
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That reminded me of Bitch Stewie.
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No wonder Yoshi went on the journey alone in the first Yoshi's Island
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"my mom is my dad's mom." his mother is his grandmother!?!?!?!? D:
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Remember kids, never have sex with your own relatives, or you'll end up like that Yoshi!
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I thought it was going to look like Uncle Grandpa (UG is stupid)
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So his father married his grandmother
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That Yoshi made a new meaning to GrandMom.
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Nightmares... nightmares forever... GIVE ME THE F***ING BABY!
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"Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh............." That part was hilarious. Yoshi knows what he needs to do, get the hell away from that abomination ASAP.
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Yellow Yoshi: My mom is my dad's mom. Green Yoshi: WOW, Umm, I don't think I should be leaving a baby with someone of your... "health"
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this is the downside of mothercon hentai...
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Game Genie in a nutshell.
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Who among you want to marry that yoshi???
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more like mutant, with the whole shedding thing
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At least he can't die...
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+Vladimir Chavez ...I feel like i'm gonna throw up...I'm not actually sure why...
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Yoshis don't even breed... They just lay eggs whenever they eat something. YOSHIS REPRODUCE BY SHITTING.
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He's right, unless there is a mate to fertilise the egg there's just gonna be a yolk in it like a chicken. That may raise questions about yoshi's gender but still
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I laughed at that last part x3
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Germaine VANGUARD Shared on Google+ · 3 months ago
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This. THIS! This is why I love your channel. XD
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+Esper Conductor LOL, I wish it was...oh...how I wish it was. ^^
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Curses!...well, there's always city hall then hahaha
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Yoshi's Island: Now with a new shedding mechanic!
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What if the Yoshi's high fived each other at the end of the level?
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Your channel is great
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That's creepy...
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That was creepy as fuck
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His voice reminds me of Spike's voice.
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the non yoshi: give me the fucking baby! yoshi just nopes away
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She's his mom and grandmom at the same time.
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Until 0:02 the inbred yoshi has one blue eye
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Ahh kill it with fire and double a batteries 😨
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There should be a part 2 with that weird Yoshi chasing them.
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because fuck pokemon logic, I mean to get the best pokemon you breed your best pokemon with the right natures and abilities, not caring that they all are related to each other, and you still don't get a horribly deformed pokemon. 
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tru but if this Yoshi egg stuff followed pokemon rules then there would be no inbred Yoshi monstrosity
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is this what happens when a yoshi eats another yoshi ?😕
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Baby mario : what the fuu...
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Gees, Green Yoshi sure is lookist. Even though Inbred Yoshi looks like something from the planet Venus, what Green Yoshi was doing was like not giving your baby to the deformed and ugly. Looks don't matter, y'know.
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His dad was a yoshi and his mom was a....... Birdo? i is confus
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is it weird that im 10 and i know what inbred mean plus me wathcing these videos? is someone said yes i would be suprised
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+Suzanne Horne I dunno, I mean I knew how sex worked by the time I was 8, so I guess it isn't THAT weird. Though, why do you have a youtube account when you're ten?
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Look at it this way, you could learn now and here or be taught by a creepy uncle in a tool shed. I say YouTube on and don't worry about it! Then again I'm also a horrible influence
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Since 1 yoshi has enough with 1 level cuz of the crying. he can still go to another level to keep baby Mario safe but imagine if all the yoshis where imbread
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3 months later reading back Defuq did I just say?
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could some one pls tell me why he can shed when his parents were yoshis as well
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Literally No comments? OwO
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Damnnit, this is why farmers shoot the deformed ones. Suck it Greens!
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30yrs later... yoshi is gonna wish he left mario with imbred yoshi
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My mom is my dad's mom 😂😂
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That is a zombie in a yoshi suit
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I wouldn't trust him for anything
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i'm not an expert on egg based reproduction but i think it works by having a female lay the eggs followed by a male fertilizing them. so would a male fertilizing its mother's eggs result in the negative effects of inbreeding?
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Yes because sexual reproduction is based on diverse genetic material coming together. If the genetic material isn't diverse it can cause problems.
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I have no idea what Inbred means
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+Kylmon Jadone Well, everyone has a different sense of humor. 
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+The Core Master5768 meaning that your relatives had a baby with each other and since the genetic divorsity is not good it is not a good idea
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GIMME THE FRIGGIN BABY xD
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Now that piece of shit is dirty. His tail was shedding, he has a trunk on his nose, he uncontrollably rolled out his tongue( which creeped-out the green yoshi), his mom is his father's mom, he died and came back from heaven, he again died but he died crazy. That yoshi is probably on crack... ;) I wouldn't even trust that dirty piece of shit with a damn spoon with a $1 spoon.
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Sure he went to heaven? i'm pretty sure heaven wasn't where he went....
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My mom is my dad's mom, oh mah god...
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He look ugly yucky Yoshi and he is will die
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This is the best joke ever. I can't breathe!
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Mario: Mama mi. . . EW! WHAT is that.
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SHOOT HIM! HE MUST DIE, THAT DEFORMED PERVERT
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"Don't be ridiculous, my mom is my dad's mom" Inbred Yoshi 2012
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New life lesson everyone - DON'T FUCK YOUR SISTERS.
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+Patrick Barker How could I not!?! Your face says it all!!!
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Inbred people are weird. That's why the "Royal" Family is weird.
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Baby mario was just sitting there with no care at all
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If you look closely, at the beginning, Yoshi's back spikes fall off!!!
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Funny thing is, we are all inbred. We have to be. You can only go back 1000 years or so before the number of people required to have contributed to your existence exceeds the number of people ever to have lived on the planet. And more isolated populations (Japan, Iran) are even more inbred.
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Yeah, but not quite to the levees your suggesting...i'm pretty sure the lowest the human population has ever been would be about 1000 people, which is actually enough to produce a large amount of genetic variation so… Yeah not really.
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Yoshi shouldve gave him to the inbred. Mario has been an asshole to Luigi for years.
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It kinda does since it mentions several instances of Mario being a dick.
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+Nemesis Prime What the fuck are you talking about. It doesn't prove anything because it is not real...Why? Because it's a fucking game THEORY.  Do you know what theory means? 
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00:19 The look on Baby Mario's face LOL
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It kinda disturbs me that in the end he just demands the baby. Why does that thing want a human infant so badly?
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I think my childhood was just destroyed
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No it wasn't. It was in the past. This video wasn't that far in the past. :3
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O_O I will never play Yoshi's Island the same way again
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Actually it is safe to breed parents with there offspring, animals that is.
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+Hatted Gengar Also works with dog breeding... Albeit some results may vary. :/
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Is inbreeding that bad!?
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+Posey And then X-men were born........
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This is a gag video, so of course it isn't going to be scientifically accurate. If you want to learn more facts about the effects of multi-generational inbreeding, this is a fascinating place to start: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_II_of_Spain Posey is right. The more a family inbreeds, the worse it gets.
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Why waste the effort making something so unfunny? I really doubt whoever made this truly believed this was funny. I hate myself for being so negative, and actually wasting my own time writing this, but I'm so tired of all these unfunny videos on YouTube. I don't know why I keep clicking on them, but I do. It's driving me crazy guys. I'm too old for this, I need to go out and get a job... Anyone in the same boat here?
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Something being "funny" is subjective. You may find those things unfunny while people burst laughing watching it. It's all a matter of opinion.
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Sure, you're right. I was just having a bad day.
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When I first saw this I thought he said You're shitting we don't shit
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I was watching this and hatched a shiny Durant in oras..sweet
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