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Gamer Poop - Mass Effect 3

by Machinima • 4,936,907 views

Dialogue and random encounters that you've probably missed while playing Mass Effect 3. Other games that have been trolled: Skyrim, Oblivion, LA Noire, Fallout 3, Fallout: New Vegas, Resident Evil...

Report to the ship as soon as possible.
It would be pretty funny if Bioware included "We'll bang Okay?" as an easter egg in the next Mass Effect game.
We'll bang, okay?
SHEPARD I'm a REAPER DOOMSDAY DEVICE. OH SH!T          XDD
mass effect gamer poops are the best, not because its my favorite video game series of all time or anything :P
Actually, They're the breast.
Oh god.... how am I just now seeing this? I can't breath.
We'll bang, okay?
As long as i get to put your ass on a peash.
Okay, I laughed so hard I physically hurt myself.
"I just wanted to bang you. I'll come by when you're feeling better. We'll bang, ok?" xD
I love, loooooove MOIST TOWLETS! ;D
My brother just picked fruit downtown.
i'm here for your sister.
Shepard, we'll BANG, ok?
"I fckng love steak." Looks like Shepard is a relative of Chie's.
Im a reaper doom day device "dee dee dee dee" OH SHIT!!
No offense Machinima, but the videos belong to my soft Dic. Tator.
I love saying we'll bang, ok?
i love this episode...Goood times... When gamer poop was actually funny... sigh
Ha ha, you old cunt,  that makes no sense.
'Im sorry shepard, but they belong to my soft DIC-tator' xD
I can never take mass effect seriously anymore 1,2, and 3. Just can't! XD
O_O. Report to the ship as soon as possible.
Shepard, I'm a reaper doomsday device. OH SHIT!
Thank you to everyone for posting quotes from the video I just watched. It's much funnier the second time in text form again. If you didn't notice I'm being sarcastic then I don't know what to say...
+Lee Bockus Well then I'm going to use Mehrunes Dagon and Mehrunes' Razor, as well as this: Mul Qah Diiv!
edgy bro, you don't get to tell other people what to post
Shepard... I'M A REAPER DOOMSDAY DEVICE OH SHT I lost everything at that point xD
"I just wanted to bang you.  I'll come by when you're feeling better.  We'll bang, okay?"- The line for my next Valentine's day/get well soon card. 
I fucking love steak
you're lying morgan
They really did not do a good job with Jessica Chobit. Her face looks considerably chubbier than they do IRL.
Roses are red The Normandy is grey Report back to the ship We'll bang, ok?
"But the females belong to my soft...DIC-TATOR"
"Shepard I'm a Reaper doomsday device" "OH SHI-" I HAD TO PAUSE FOR FIVE MINUTES TO CALM DOWN FROM ALL THE LAUGHING.
Go fiddling with any cocks around and we're going to have a really big, BIG problem.
+WittgensteinSergeant™ i was listening to it as i comment
Some of us didn't get off D': I did
Oh damn. those girl have saggy tits.
Bioware think tits start at the navel.
Still funny, two years later.
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK This video make me laugh a lot
I love steak I know, I wish I had your confidence
I just wanted to bang you.
"I think your butt is a bit more important" I lose it everytime
LOLLLLLLLLL WTF!! 
I'm a reaper doomsday device XD
worst time in collage ever
When does shepard ever say "bang" in the story? Or did they just add that dialogue?
I actually love the Wreav part here the most. Soft.
THere is no game ever that i've taken so seriously before... i get seriously pissed off at parodies... but well, i'm silly like that, the seriousness of this game was awesome.... keep it serious`? :P
Nice. :3 why isn't this higher on the comments?
you made my day, tnx good sir
i think about when there's so much steak...
Has she always had that ass?
They should remove the ending scene... it's a bit tasteless..
You should remove your mouth from your face, you have no sense of humor.
Thi, you really need to get a life.
this is AWESOME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Skyrim is way funnier 
I fucking love steak. 
I fckng love steak.
"Jason Prangley came when he was 6 years old"..... "WTF" AHAHAHAHA
I think about when there's so much steak. I fucking love steak. XD
i cant stop laughing
" my females belongs to my SOFT-DICK-TATOR! " LMAOOOOOOOO XD XD
why isnt bobby hill in the mass effect series
SHEPARD IM A DOOMSDAY DEVICE! XD!
No Paolo Bonacina the new ending quote is..we'll bang okay? not I'll be going now anymoreXD
Thomas Revill Shared on Google+ · 5 months ago
Shepard I'm a Reaper doomsday device.
wondered how good this looked than the original game then i found out he used mods and its a pain in the ass to mod this game
whats the song at the end called ?
To do business... I need you're - ass on a leash.
Where is that wtf from
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