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Gamer Poop - Mass Effect 3

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Thank you to everyone for posting quotes from the video I just watched. It's much funnier the second time in text form again. If you didn't notice I'm being sarcastic then I don't know what to say...
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I fucking love steak!
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Report to the ship as soon as possible.
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+SullySadface Plot Twist: She was a reaper with a doomsday device
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I wonder if the game voice actors ever watched this.
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So THIS is where "We'll bang, OK?" comes from.
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+phantommangagirl Welcome to Gamer Poop, enjoy your steak!
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How can i complete any Mass Effect game again, after this video?
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SOFT DIC-TATOR.
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1:57 LOL, I love how he just looks at her like "wtf?"
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We'll bang, okay?
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01:45 could have been in the game like that - fits Aria perfectly.
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SHEPARD I'm a REAPER DOOMSDAY DEVICE. OH SH!T          XDD
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you're lying morgan
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It would be pretty funny if Bioware included "We'll bang Okay?" as an easter egg in the next Mass Effect game.
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+iamaninsomniac Supposedly, it's a new hero and storyline. It would be nice to hire Mark for a companion or random NPC you encounter who uses it once or twice. If not, then yeah, it would be a hilarious line Shepherd could say.
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+Rowan Buchanan Even if another character says it, it would be awesome.
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LOLLLLLLLLL WTF!! 
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I fucking love steak
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As long as i get to put your ass on a peash.
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Roses are red, Normandy is grey. Report to the ship, he said, We'll bang okay.
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just started playing the third one again and i cant help myself from bursting out laughing at all the emotional parts because of what mans1ay3r did to them. F**k you for being so damn funny.
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Oh gad, this still makes me laugh. XD
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Oh god.... how am I just now seeing this? I can't breath.
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2:20 I was expecting a domestic abuse joke. I am disappoint ;'(
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you made my day, tnx good sir
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i'm here for your sister.
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Shepard, we'll BANG, ok?
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mass effect gamer poops are the best, not because its my favorite video game series of all time or anything :P
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Actually, They're the breast.
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Fun fact: This is the first video that pops up if you look up "Ass Effect".
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I fucking love steak. 
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+WittgensteinSergeant™ i was listening to it as i comment
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Oh damn. those girl have saggy tits.
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Bioware think tits start at the navel.
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My brother just picked fruit downtown.
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I love saying we'll bang, ok?
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Dude is just a purv any smart person can tell that that is peaced to gather Audio bits
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I just wanted to bang you.
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Shepard I'm a reaper DOOMSDAY DEVICE
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"I just wanted to bang you. I'll come by when you're feeling better. We'll bang, ok?" xD
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"I think your butt is a bit more important" I lose it everytime
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Okay, I laughed so hard I physically hurt myself.
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hello i discovered a dope site earlier it's called hitforhit com you get  free yt views, comments, likes & subs
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"Shepard I'm a Reaper doomsday device" "OH SHI-" I HAD TO PAUSE FOR FIVE MINUTES TO CALM DOWN FROM ALL THE LAUGHING.
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They really did not do a good job with Jessica Chobit. Her face looks considerably chubbier than they do IRL.
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A dictator is an individual recognized for being a dick!! hehe!!
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KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK This video make me laugh a lot
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Shepard... I'M A REAPER DOOMSDAY DEVICE OH SHT I lost everything at that point xD
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I love steak I know, I wish I had your confidence
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No offense Machinima, but the videos belong to my soft Dic. Tator.
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"I just wanted to bang you.  I'll come by when you're feeling better.  We'll bang, okay?"- The line for my next Valentine's day/get well soon card. 
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Go fiddling with any cocks around and we're going to have a really big, BIG problem.
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Has she always had that ass?
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I love, loooooove MOIST TOWLETS! ;D
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worst time in collage ever
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I'm a reaper doomsday device XD
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"But the females belong to my soft...DIC-TATOR"
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Still funny, two years later.
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Thomas Revill Shared on Google+ · 9 months ago
Shepard I'm a Reaper doomsday device.
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"Jason Prangley came when he was 6 years old"..... "WTF" AHAHAHAHA
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Shepard, I'm a reaper doomsday device. OH SHIT!
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They should remove the ending scene... it's a bit tasteless..
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You should remove your mouth from your face, you have no sense of humor.
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Thi, you really need to get a life.
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When does shepard ever say "bang" in the story? Or did they just add that dialogue?
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I actually love the Wreav part here the most. Soft.
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this is AWESOME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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O_O. Report to the ship as soon as possible.
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I fckng love steak.
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i love this episode...Goood times... When gamer poop was actually funny... sigh
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Ha ha, you old cunt,  that makes no sense.
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i cant stop laughing
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THere is no game ever that i've taken so seriously before... i get seriously pissed off at parodies... but well, i'm silly like that, the seriousness of this game was awesome.... keep it serious`? :P
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Skyrim is way funnier 
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"I fckng love steak." Looks like Shepard is a relative of Chie's.
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I think about when there's so much steak. I fucking love steak. XD
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" my females belongs to my SOFT-DICK-TATOR! " LMAOOOOOOOO XD XD
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wondered how good this looked than the original game then i found out he used mods and its a pain in the ass to mod this game
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SHEPARD IM A DOOMSDAY DEVICE! XD!
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Shepard, I'm a Reaper doomsday device.
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