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Zombie Vegan Attack!

by Epic Meal Time • 2,249,754 views

LIKE/FAV this video! (The Return of MusclesGlasses part 1) Bad News for the EpicMealTime crew as they get swarmed by vegans trying to "convert" these drunken meat-eaters to vegetarianismismism. Who...

This video was a joke.
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Some people in the comments didn't understand that.
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Man, this video is not meant to be thoughtful or anything. It is just a blatant insult to vegans. So to all the vegans that plan to leave an enraged comment here, don't even bother, because everyone here will just shit on your opinion and try to refute with stupid arguments and then you'll get mad and they get mad and the trolls will win again. There is a majority of people that feel unease, contempt or even hate towards vegans and vegetarians and it seems to be socially excepted to portray them as some sort of subhumans. And even though i eat meat i could understand how it must feel to be judged all the time. We tend to gravitate towards conflict and the louder and more stupid you act the more people will celebrate you, hence "Epic Meal Time" and others such as this. I'm not even mad about these things anymore because it is so predictable and boring. And losing my shit on the web won't change anything about it. Because you can not argue with someone that just wants to incite the bad in you.
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So how did you vegetarians came to watch EMT videos anyway? I mean they have meat on every single video so isnt it silly if you watch their video and comment "fuck you you heartless meat basters!"?
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+Juke MC Freelee the banana girl and her junkie friend Durianrider
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I swear this video made my day no made my week!
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I'm vegan and I laughed. I laughed at the "weak" bit. Any fatarse carcass eaters want to take me on? You have to catch me first LOL PS Am I the only one who noticed the irony in calling vegans "zombies"? We aren't the ones eating bodies.
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You were clearly being butthurt. Sorry, but you were. I am muscular and lean, not skinny, skinny fat is common sense, you get fat inside the organs. Which is very unhealthy.
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Don't they can smell the compost lmao😂😂
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Just make a parody of this vegans. This is youtube.
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Animals are suffering and going through torture so people like this can have "fun" ... we are truly creating hell on earth for the animals. Epic Fail Time.
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The only kind of people I hate Religious people Vegetarians Vegans People with right wing ideologies And why? Because all they fucking do is preach their bullshit to everyone and try to start arguments for no fucking reason.
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"omg lets make fun of people who are healthier than us, aren't contributing to the destruction of this earth and animals suffering like we are. lolol fuck the earth and animals and living past the age of 50" ...stupid cunts
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Suffering? What slaughterhouses have you been in? The fake ones made by PETA where their compared to the Holocaust?
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Hey, vegans are not weak. You guys just have more fat ;-)
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after reading only 10 commments.... wow people. to the vegans that automatically became hostile. congrats. you are the reason omnis believe that vegans are so touchy. calm thy ass down. i mean really? since you don't like people judging you on your eating habits why condemn omnis for theirs? it literally makes no sense. do you all act like that? im sure not every vegan dresses like a hippie. they are poking fun at stereotypes and all you are really doing is reinforcing those stereotypes. i tend to avoid beef and pork. i mainly eat chicken and eat and drink dairy products. and sushi of course cuz its delicious anyway calm down. you are only making it worse for yourselves. 
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+Tony Jones because our eating habits aren't contributing to the starvation of others, the murder and torture of innocent creatures, deforestation, mass extinction, or the destruction of the entire planet. It's infuriating to have to sit and watch. That's why.
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+Jane Daniels destruction of the entire planet.....that's laughable at best. There is NOTHING else out there that's ruining the planet....
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ajajajajajajjajaja(llevo alimentacion vegana)
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Take that you filthy fucking creatures! HA!
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Vegans are so touchy because it's already bad enough for them that they can't eat meat and now they are adding insult to injury. The lack of meat consumption in their vegan diet makes them frail both physically and emotionally ;)
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"They weren't people, officer, they were murdering assholes.  They tried to kick our asses but then we picked up our pace slightly and they fell over and died from a heart attack."
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+Jane Daniels Poor, poor vegans. Live your life of disdain.
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This is actually pretty funny coming from a young vegan herself.
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I see a lot of the comments are Vegans slagging off Omnis, but guys, if you like animals so much, why are you eating their food?
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SOOOO MANY BUTTHURT VEGANS I LOVE IT
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I find it really strange how they know that "bacon gives you high cholesterol", "meat is murder" yet they won't change. 
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+Marlon shishishishi nigga, you can't handle my swag fists. My Yolo kicks will send you flying to China. Get gg ez rekt.
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+Makoto Kazuki oh shiz sorry brah ill back down mmy homie
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If you eat meat just think about this. For every pound of beef you eat 233 ufc referees loose the right to wipe at the recommended amount. Now this may not be a proven fact any middle school gym teacher will tell you I'm in the ball park. Now also keep in mind the matrix was a trilogy all three have Rob Schneider lurking in the background in every scene. Just like the the little person who Auto asphyxiated in the wizard of ozz. How does this come into play with eating meat? That is a question I've been asking myself since I typed it and one you'll be asking yourself for the next few moments of this second. A quote from Charles Manson: I wasn't soft for a single moment. Another great quote by the sponsors of quick mart: If you like meat and the stuff that comes out of it. Suck my @*$#
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as a vegetarian i laughed so hard at this video. and for people who think harley has something against vegans, Harley is very good friends with smosh and anthony happens to be vegan so theres that fact. this video is just for comic relief he didnt mean anything by it! again i've been a vegetarian for 8 years and i am not offended. in fact i find these videos hilarious and GENIUS. im not saying everyone should become vegetarian, thats for you to decide :) 
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+Og Mudbone no hes vegan he eats fake chicken check out his recent videos :)
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He or she? Well they are right, i've been ovo-lacto vegeterian for 2 years and there is one thing i can actually say about it. It's just like a bussiness, not for everyone ;)
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Joe K Shared on Google+ · 5 months ago
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WTF?! Where's Josh? (A.K.A. Epic Mook?)
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MUSCLES GLASSES HAS RETURNED ALL REJOICE!!!!!!!!!
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This video was pretty actuate how vegans shove their stupid lifestyle down our throats and criticize you because you eat meat.
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One of the best vids on Youtube..PERIOD .LMAO!!
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Yeah, because all vegans are hippies... :/
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Meat-eaters have a hard time taken a shit than Vegan.. So Ha!
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Lovin' the gal in the pink yoga pants~  ¦)
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Haha yes! Hope vegans cry inside when they see my pic. Tasted great!
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I'm a vegan for health not to save the animals or anything so it really doesn't bother me.
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If vegans want to protect animals so much why not just create some kind of biological weapon to kill all meat eaters or straight up murder us, because peaceful protest is working so well and all.
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+Joe K Actually that is the dumbest thing I have ever heard
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+Freddygun Idrahil Really how so? Are you an 'evil speciesist'? ;-) Academic halfwits of an animal rights/radical environmental ideology argue all the time for an anti-natal view and that humans should not exist because we are so 'immoral' etc. For example, there's this idiot - http://www.amazon.co.uk/Better-Never-Have-Been-Existence/dp/0199549265
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I don't know what that was about but I have a pretty epic vegan cooking video on my channel. It covers everything you need to do and eat fast fast fast fast fast and easy.
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Is meat murder. Yes it is. Are vegatarians going to live longer than us for only eating vegetables. No no they are not. As a person who is cool with the world being as it is (except for afew things) i can say that its true its not cool to kill helpless animals but considering the ideal that those animals will possably be eatin in the wild anyway. So if you feel the need to protect the world murder the carnivorous animals and let overpopulation happen or let the nice people eat meat to control animal population growth and allow the carnivores to slowly decrease. Now the topic on living longer and i say yes it is important to have a good diet and i support that but im sorry its not going to help you live longer. There are a number of things that will kill you faster than meat so i recommend continue living your lifestyle or enjoy life with all its benifits.
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In response to the handful of self-righteous douche-bags in the comments, I'm gonna go ahead and quote Denis Leary. "Eggplant tastes like eggplant. But meat tastes like murder and murder tastes pretty god-damn good, doesn't it?"
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As a vegan, I found this funny. I laughed at "come see my Ska band friday night!" and "Dont! They can smell the compost." I dont think these guys have anything against vegans. Comments I see on here like "Fuck vegans!" though, are really offensive. What is so bad about wanting to minimize suffering and distress? I live a healthy lifestyle that benefits everyone, so there is no reason to be hateful towards vegans as a whole.  Yes, I believe that everyone should be a vegan, but no, I am not going to force it down your throat. 
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Never met a Vegan before?  Don't worry, you'll know when you do.  They tell you ;P
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vegans = crossfit
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So MusclesGlasses left twice?
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Lol my boyfriend's vegan and he laughed at this! He also made a pescetarian out of me. Love him 😍
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Man meat-eaters are insecure.
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Lol @ people calling vegan food bland. So you hate eating watermelon and apples and bananas and almonds and dried fruit because it's just too bland, right? :P
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+Simon Desaulniers Delisle Did vegan died gave u that gyno? low t spotted lol
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Lol this is so insulting.
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(I'm just saying i found this hilarious but i just want to bring up a valid point here) Are you calling Paul McCartney, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Ringo Starr, Mohandas Gandhi, Bob Marley,  Billy Idol,  George Harrison, John Lennon and a lot of other famous people, weak? I mean, ALL of the beatles are/were vegans/vegetarians. 
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+FakeBlocks We also eat fish because they are a vegetable.
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"They can smell the compost" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
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I'm such a cliche vegan because I related to almost all of the things the vegan zombies said. Funny video.
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Vegans aren't weak 😹 most body builders go vegan so they can gain more muscle and get healthier😋
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Lol we have canines for a reason
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Our canines aren't for eating dead animals you fuck smh
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+Freddygun Idrahil i guess your right...................because i use them to bite into your mothers ass
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What I dislike is that if vegans did this with meat eaters then they could call it insulting but when epic meal time does it vegans can't call it affending
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Oh... if only MusclesGlasses was back to stay...sniffle
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It's funny because veganism is a sin against evolution.
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lol all the butthurt vegan faggots
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I'm vegan and couldn't stop laughing, this needs a part 2
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I really did find my people. Bacon loving, vegan fearing, hilarious foodaholics. Thank you guys. God bless.
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We need another one of these videos. Bring back MusclesGlasses 
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It's so funny to see all these butthurt vegans in the comments. Guys, I've been a vegan for almost 4 years. Learn to take a joke.
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"Don't! They can smell the compost." Fucking lost it.
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Am I the only one who is upset about not being able to get a piggy back ride from Harley
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I'm vegetarian but I still like epic mealtime
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Canadian police: Did you murder all these people? Lmao
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Am I the only one who is upset about not being able to get a piggy back ride from Harley
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0:20 was harley was screaming
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Fuck vegans and vegetarians, if you can't kill an animal then how the fuck did you survive childhood?
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+mmaannaaddoo manado don't bully me with your biased profiling.
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No one can take these guys seriously. "I'm about to shit my pants. No, don't shit your pants, they will smell the compost." This is a funny video. I'm done laughing. 
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I think even the vegetarians laughed. How do I know?  Because I laughed, really, really hard.
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Hilarious but so true
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OMG that was soooo funny!!!!
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As an omnivore, I have no problem eating vegetarian animals. It's comforting to know that if world hunger becomes a problem, we can eat the vegetarians and vegans. Also, are vegans allowed to use breast milk for their babies? That is an animal, (the human animal), byproduct.
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+Freddygun Idrahil Okay, keep in mind that I'm stating that humans are omnivores and not just carnivores. There's a key difference there. Bears, for instance, are omnivores, as well as some of our closest ape cousins, including chimps. Our mouth's anatomy resembles those types of animals more closely, as opposed to say a wolf, (a carnivore). Bears, chimps, among many others, have teeth for tearing and grinding. I don't have the pH numbers handy, but the stomach of an omnivore also contains hydrochloric acid with a very low pH. As far as the salivary glands, you're comparing them to that of a carnivore, and not an omnivore. The saliva of omnivores is obviously going to contain enzymes and liquid to aid in the digestion of both meat and plant material. As far as sweating goes, chimps sweat through their pores like humans. Chimps are omnivores and not carnivores. Bears do not sweat and are omnivores. Sharks do not sweat, and are carnivores. Comparing the physiology of sweat is not really a strong indicator of whether or not a species is carnivorous, herbivorous, or omnivorous. And to say that the consumption of meat by humans is what causes us to have heart disease and cancer is absurd. Please cite the extensive studies that have shown that the consumption of any meat by humans is the primary cause of heart disease and cancer. I'd be willing to bet that even vegetarians and vegans are able to suffer from such diseases while avoiding meat products. The main thing that your statement makes clear is the agenda of the person structuring an attempt to sway others to their opinion and lifestyle choice. What better way to attempt to scare others into adopting your lifestyle than to say meat causes humans heart disease and cancer. I have tried to take your point of debate seriously, but it wore thin in your latest response. Show the evidence of unbiased research in your reply and also attempt to make comparisons that are worthwhile and relevant to the point at hand.
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The dietary status of the human species is that of an unspecialized frugivore. All primates are the same, except one very distant relative who eats primarily insects. Frugivores have a plant-based diet which they rarely supplement with a small amount of meat.
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That reminds me of Mr. Meaty.
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As a vegan, I related to this and also found it hilarious. 
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Too people who eat veggie meat you do know that it made from MSG right? Plus your gonna lack of protein since vegetables are incomplete protein
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sweet as, each to their own, more meat for me, cheers
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Fucking hilarious every time! hahahah
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Lost it at "Buy my locally grown turnips."
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I still wonder what vegans actually eat. The only things I can think of that they can eat it fruit, vegetables and nuts. How do they live without chocolate?
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+EsBarto2 sounds lie you need a hug
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Im A vegan and found this hilarious lol
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Lol love this video makes me laugh every time #vegan  
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I'm a vegetarian and I find this hilarious x'D
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Dafuq!? They kill all vegan zombies except the girls? Anyways, meat is healthy with bacon.
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I'm a vegan & Im dying at this. XD
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I think it might be a little funny at the beginning but the ending is just over the top. I don't like to be stereotyped or pigeonholed, and especially if it seems like it's only partially ment funny, but also defematory.
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I got a good laugh, especially this part: "They weren't people, officer. They were vegans". ROFL! I'm vegan, btw.
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Awesome video, also a vegan.  There were a few people asking what vegans do in order to get complete protein; this can easily be achieved by consuming both grains and legumes, if you're looking to bodybuild, rice protein + pea protein is widely available and cheap, and that combination is complete.  Also, hulled hemp seed you can get at Costco and is very inexpensive per protein gram, and is both a complete protein source + you get a perfect balance of essential fatty acids, which helps stimulate endocannabinoid production and testosterone levels.  
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A VEGAN THAT DOESN'T ERUPT ABOUT HOW RIGHTEOUS THEY ARE. PEOPLE, I HAVE FOUND OUR SAVIOUR
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Yeah, just like any of the other various life choices I have made (politics, religion, job, where I live, who I married, how many kids I have), I don't need other people to make the same choices in order to feel secure about what I've decided to do.  I think it's valid to criticize the need for groupthink validation, regardless of where it comes from.  
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Omg How they fuck all of this Vegan :) xD
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"Vegans are weak humans!" Actually, I'm a vegan. I can run a 5k in fifteen minutes. I compete in boys wrestling (high school) and have made it to the school charts. (In the top five.) I'm a fourteen-year-old petite girl. I actually thought this video was quite funny, just wanted to bust this misconception that many people have. (By the way, not all vegans are trying to push their diet choices on you. If any vegan has done that to you, I am sorry. It's rude and disrespectful. I will only talk about my diet if someone asks.)
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I'm vegan and I'm sure you didn't run a 5k in 15 minutes... you could be olympic champion if that was true
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+manhunt48 Your food shits. End of story.
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The guy on the right at the end is holding a arm lol
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I'm a vegan and I thought this was hilarious XD
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and as a person like me that eats meat is very skinny. not all people that eat meat are fat
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BloodThirsty Vegans??? Click on jazzmessenger123.
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They weren't people officer, they were vegans!
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I always knew I was going to need Emergency Bacon.
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