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Father's French Fry Felony?!!

by SourceFed • 235,381 views

Description: Massachusetts man assaults stepdaughter with McDonald's french fries. Order your SourceFed Posters here: http://bit.ly/SourceFedPosters Our Source: http://bit.ly/KZB5s9 Go to...

Hell hath no fury greater than a loser with fries.
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my favorite is my purple dick don't... don't ask ...
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chicken tenders they're delcious
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Daddy, why did you hit me with fries? You bought them, and they were mine, But you threw them, yeah you threw my fries, And I cried, but you didn't see me cry Daddy, do you even love me?
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As a favorite weapon, I like whipping my hair back and forth
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My favorite weapon?? My D.. I.. C.. tionary... because sometimes words can leave a wound greater than any physical force. 
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French fries...would have eaten them like a superhero!
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and apparently french fries are gloves too?
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Double Quarter Pounder w/cheese hold the pickle.  Cuz hot pickles is just disgusting.
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Does any other female out there cringe when they see an adam's apple bob up and down? It looks like it hurts
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@Abby H now I can't stop thinking about that. My throat hurts now .A.
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It looks like it's trying to escape or something .A.
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Wow...my mom's done stuff WAY worse to me.
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not. surprised. at all… sigh asks what our favourite weapon, she does sighs, I do scroll down the page, I do sigh again, i do "shall I sigh again?", I ask "I think I shall", I say sighs sorry
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French fries a dangerous weapon? Only in America.
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Do you want some asSALT with those fries???? Ill be here all week.
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the worst weapon of all is MANKIND.
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Anything can kill you anything is a weapon even air
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A U-Haul tire knocker. foot and a half long stick with a metal cap at the end. that thing gots some SWING!
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THE KRISS VECTOR FOR COD GHOSTS AND BO2 YYYYAAAAYYYY
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fuckin Lowell idiots. there is a reason Walmart DOESN'T exist in Boston, but it does in Lowell and Worcester.
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my mom's thrown cups, with drinks in them, at me before. according to state law, that's "corporal punishment" and legal.
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I have a fry pressing against my spinal cord that the doctors are afraid to remove...
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mac donaleds are the mosed unhelthy thing ever
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oh shit, me and my brother were watching this and my last name is Hackett. But we live in NY.
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But you threw them, yeah you threw my fries and I cried... but you didn't see me cry
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angle ant apple arch arm army baby bag ball band basin basket bath bed bee bell berry bird blade board boat bone book boot bottle box boy brain brake branch brick bridge brush bucket bulb button cake camera card cart carriage cat chain cheese chest chin church circle clock cloud coat collar comb cord cow cup curtain cushion dog door drain drawer dress drop ear egg engine eye face farm feather finger fish flag floor fly foot fork fowl frame garden girl glove goat gun hair hammer hand
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my favorite weapon is my DICK!!!
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MY PENIS! It kills D: Bang bang!
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Daddy, why did you hit me with fries, I bought them, and they were mine.
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In fact, about 99% of people who receive fries start to eat them immediately, so if they are not a danger to your mouth I hardly believe they could ever pose a danger to any other part of you. If fries were dangerous when served they would have a label and if not McD's would be the ones liable for providing a product too hot to serve. People need to stop being such babies.
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A spoon cause it'll hurt more and because of the movie Robin Hood with Kevin Costner gets threatened to get his heart cut out by a spoon.
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I once heard a story that McD's fries are actually made from rice, and don't contain any potato?
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Just another casualty of eating at McDonalds
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ninja sword chop off Elliot's dick HAHAHAHHAHA
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My brain is my favourite weapon. I like to throw it at people.
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My favourite weapon is any thing with a scope and good range
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yup... thats lowell for you....
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ahhh...just...ahhh...i hate it when there's a good pun....
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Were they actually hot fries? My fries are always tepid.
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I don't need a weapon... my hands are my weapons.
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i love the way Elliott said whopper lol n mcdonald french fries can last for years! like they dont mold or anything. just get stale i guess
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Throwing french fries is stupid and wasteful. Just give her some french fries to eat and she'll be plenty distracted.
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My favorite weapon is a Russian man with lots of guns. And if you know who I'm talking about, then you know I'm talking about fpsrussia
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feet are good weapons so are white castle burgers
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kindness. i heard you can kill people with it. i haven't yet, but i'm trying. elliot looks nice today.
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All u peoples trying to be funny or original pfft I would rather use a rocket launcher
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I could smother the fuck out of you with a bag of cotton candy.
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Daddy, why did you throw my fries. I bought them and they were mine.
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They're fries. I think everybody should calm down. Nerf guns aren't weapons of mass destruction.
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Sure! AND a weapon! AND a tool! AND a unicorn (why the hell not?...)
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CAN WE GET A DAMN LEE NEWTON POSTER?
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Marcelline's problem with her dad makes so much more sense now..
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from united king i'm looking for her i'm going to californiaaaa
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heh... yes he should definitely be charged for "a-salt" HEH
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He shouldn't get in trouble. She's fine. The oil, bitch please. But it was a bit aggressive to through the fries
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When I was in the 3rd grade, my friend and I were playing around with french fries, and she acidentally shoved one up my nose and made it bleed... (lol) True story, though.
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OH THAT'S QUITE ALRIGHT GOOD SIR because as a result of my confusing unisexual screen name, many fellow youtubers, such as yourself, fail to see the immense femininity and wonderfullness that emanates from my person and youtube comments. so i'm used to it. *end of super intellectual-sounding statement*
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mascara you can poke someone on the eye with it BUAUHAAHAA
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Kingdom hearts is my perfect weapon ugensted my final fanisy loving friends heh heh
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I didn't think I could think any less of the system ....... well I was wrong.
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she sounds and look like a dying pig.
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