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Gamer Poop - Mass Effect 3

by Machinima • 4,971,995 views

Dialogue and random encounters that you've probably missed while playing Mass Effect 3. Other games that have been trolled: Skyrim, Oblivion, LA Noire, Fallout 3, Fallout: New Vegas, Resident Evil...

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SHEPARD, I'M A REAPER DOOMSDAY DEVICE!
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Thank you to everyone for posting quotes from the video I just watched. It's much funnier the second time in text form again. If you didn't notice I'm being sarcastic then I don't know what to say...
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edgy bro, you don't get to tell other people what to post
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@Pasty Dubs I don't think he told anyone what they could and couldn't post... Reading much?
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We'll bang, okay?
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My brother just picked fruit downtown.
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It would be pretty funny if Bioware included "We'll bang Okay?" as an easter egg in the next Mass Effect game.
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SHEPARD I'm a REAPER DOOMSDAY DEVICE. OH SH!T          XDD
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LOLLLLLLLLL WTF!! 
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We'll bang, okay?
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As long as i get to put your ass on a peash.
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I fucking love steak
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How can i complete any Mass Effect game again, after this video?
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I fucking love steak. 
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"I just wanted to bang you. I'll come by when you're feeling better. We'll bang, ok?" xD
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I love saying we'll bang, ok?
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+WittgensteinSergeant™ i was listening to it as i comment
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Oh damn. those girl have saggy tits.
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Bioware think tits start at the navel.
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Oh god.... how am I just now seeing this? I can't breath.
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I just wanted to bang you.
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Nice. :3 why isn't this higher on the comments?
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you made my day, tnx good sir
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mass effect gamer poops are the best, not because its my favorite video game series of all time or anything :P
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Actually, They're the breast.
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i'm here for your sister.
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Shepard, we'll BANG, ok?
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They really did not do a good job with Jessica Chobit. Her face looks considerably chubbier than they do IRL.
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Fun fact: This is the first video that pops up if you look up "Ass Effect".
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Go fiddling with any cocks around and we're going to have a really big, BIG problem.
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I can never take mass effect seriously anymore 1,2, and 3. Just can't! XD
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Okay, I laughed so hard I physically hurt myself.
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A dictator is an individual recognized for being a dick!! hehe!!
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Shepard... I'M A REAPER DOOMSDAY DEVICE OH SHT I lost everything at that point xD
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"I just wanted to bang you.  I'll come by when you're feeling better.  We'll bang, okay?"- The line for my next Valentine's day/get well soon card. 
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I love steak I know, I wish I had your confidence
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"Shepard I'm a Reaper doomsday device" "OH SHI-" I HAD TO PAUSE FOR FIVE MINUTES TO CALM DOWN FROM ALL THE LAUGHING.
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They should remove the ending scene... it's a bit tasteless..
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You should remove your mouth from your face, you have no sense of humor.
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Thi, you really need to get a life.
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"I think your butt is a bit more important" I lose it everytime
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I love, loooooove MOIST TOWLETS! ;D
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No offense Machinima, but the videos belong to my soft Dic. Tator.
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Roses are red The Normandy is grey Report back to the ship We'll bang, ok?
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"Jason Prangley came when he was 6 years old"..... "WTF" AHAHAHAHA
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Has she always had that ass?
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this is AWESOME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Still funny, two years later.
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Thomas Revill Shared on Google+ · 6 months ago
Shepard I'm a Reaper doomsday device.
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THere is no game ever that i've taken so seriously before... i get seriously pissed off at parodies... but well, i'm silly like that, the seriousness of this game was awesome.... keep it serious`? :P
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Shepard, I'm a reaper doomsday device. OH SHIT!
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worst time in collage ever
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"But the females belong to my soft...DIC-TATOR"
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I actually love the Wreav part here the most. Soft.
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O_O. Report to the ship as soon as possible.
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I'm a reaper doomsday device XD
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i love this episode...Goood times... When gamer poop was actually funny... sigh
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Ha ha, you old cunt,  that makes no sense.
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wondered how good this looked than the original game then i found out he used mods and its a pain in the ass to mod this game
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When does shepard ever say "bang" in the story? Or did they just add that dialogue?
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I fckng love steak.
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KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK This video make me laugh a lot
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i cant stop laughing
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"I fckng love steak." Looks like Shepard is a relative of Chie's.
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Some of us didn't get off D': I did
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No Paolo Bonacina the new ending quote is..we'll bang okay? not I'll be going now anymoreXD
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" my females belongs to my SOFT-DICK-TATOR! " LMAOOOOOOOO XD XD
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SHEPARD IM A DOOMSDAY DEVICE! XD!
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Where is that wtf from
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why isnt bobby hill in the mass effect series
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Skyrim is way funnier 
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I think about when there's so much steak. I fucking love steak. XD
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i think about when there's so much steak...
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whats the song at the end called ?
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Shepard, I'm a Reaper doomsday device.
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