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Jizz In My Pants

by thelonelyisland • 141,420,329 views

http://Itunes.com/thelonelyisland The first single from The Lonely Island's debut album "INCREDIBAD". In stores 02/10/2009. Video features guest appearances by Molly Sims, Jamie Lynn Sigler, and...

Oh thank god, I thought I was the only one that ejaculates when I eat a grape.
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Oh shit the walrus family is coming
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I remember some girls on my our soccer team left some of their gear on the field so they had to sing in front of everyone as punishment.  This was their song of choice with accompanied choreographed dancing... 
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+vicioushero Nope legitimately happened.  Funny enough most of my sports coaches resorted to public humiliation as punishment for forgetting things.  I had to sing in front of the whole track team because I left my spikes at a meat once....  
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Lol What the heck... Way too funny
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+Abby Loni Pearl​ Yes it is kisses tuao 💜 💋 💙 💋 💜 fab post to Luis
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+Bruce L.k yes it's the best I've seen in a while. .kisses tuao 💜💋💜💋
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XD this song is amazing. I've listened to it at least 500 times Amazing.
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+Johnny Dempsky  YES!!!! The internet recognized me. :)
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To be honest, the end of The Sixth Sense was jizzworthy.
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I was watching porn while listening to this. AND I JIZZED IN MY PANTS
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It would be a much more enjoyable experience if you watch porn without your pants on.
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I remember the 720p days.
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Like if your watching in 2015
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I only discovered The Lonely Island today... I think I live under a rock.
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This song was responsable for spoiling the end of the Sixth Sense for me.
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Holy crap I just watched Ashens review you crap brand XD
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I saw this comment and... I jizz in my pants
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Why do they sound like Eminem when they sing in unison?
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He actually contributed.
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Someone needs to make a instrumental version of this song.
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+The Icon Troll Ikr all of the lonely island songs are hilarious as hell and Damn Right they are
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I got all there albums. Andy samburg is in a few movies too.
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Austin Chee Shared on Google+ · 1 month ago
By one of my favorite bands of all times, The Lonely Island.
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How did so many girls watch this if Rihanna is the only girl in the world?
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+Hannani Ahmad Someones mad they didn't get top comment ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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holy shit... 4 MARK CHAN's.. this is too much for me
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LOL, this is too funny. When you are done laughing, Google "The Truth Contest" for another one. LOL
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Went to the truth contest and I JIZZED in my PANTS
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Fuck your truth contest
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HAHAHAHAAHAH OH yes...... this video made me jizz LOLOLOLOL
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I watched this at the library, but I forgot to plug in the headphones 0_0 I am now banned for 2 weeks.
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+AbandonedSoul79 WOW. I would go back in there and not give a sh*t lol
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King The Real Kauran Shared on Google+ · 2 weeks ago
And I Jizzed In My Pants
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It's Lonely Island , they're two actors
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These dudes are funny,ha!!
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This is a song and it is goofy funny.  Give it a listen, it'll put a smile on your face.
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+Nameless Person (I might have a story or two from when I was maybe fifteen or sixteen....lol.)
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like if watching with your eyes
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wtf is justin timberlake doing in this video
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the world would be a better place if justin had only ever worked in supermarkets
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+helpmycatsonfire lmao, your shit, i luv justin xoxo
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Fp Maggio Shared on Google+ · 1 week ago
This is a song that is fuunnnnnyyy.  Goofy but you'll smile.
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What kind of grape did he eat? A gangrape?
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This song makes me roll. Every. Freaking. Time.
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Dieser Song beschreibt das Leben der Männer XD XD XD. Ich bekommen immer so einen Lachflash bei diesem Song! I Jizz in my... XD!!!!
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wait, why is this so popular? and this doesn't seem like a song either. I'm not hating these guys, but this is kind of awful.
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+LootFragg We could say I intentionally put that there >.>
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+ItzRorz It's just hard to properly credit this kind of humour with everyone else trampling on it. Kudos.
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LOL, I remember watching this when I was 8 xD I thought jizz was pee. Aha good times.
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Lol me and my brothers thought it meant poop on your pants
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And... I jizzed in my pant.
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I've heard of premature ejaculation, but when you don't even get your dick out of your pants that's starting to get serious.
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+Fp Maggio One of my many accidental discoveries. I just had to find out why the poor bastard did it. The budget for this clip would have been under $50, but it works a treat. 
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Am I the only one who think that first girl looks really like a guy?...
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+david taylor depends what angle you look at her or him 
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Fuck...childhood ruined. Thanks.
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I heard the my little pony theme song on the tv and I jizzed in my pants( I hate mlp, that's why)I ate a ghost pepper and I jizzed in my pants, I blew up the White House so I jizzed in my pants, I rode a roller coaster and I jizzed in my pants I saw Osama bin laden resurrect and I jizzed in my pants, I got blow up by a ISIS suicide bomber and I jizzed in my pants I got my head blow off with a shot gun and I jizzed in my pants I saw there was a call of duty mw4 and I jizzed in my pants, soap from mw3 dies and I jizzed in mah pants. Christmas came and I jizzed In my pants.
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+TTamatii - Tamati yeah you might slip and Jizz in your pants
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I thought jizzing was pleasure xD I would jizz if it was over
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Damn this shit slaps! Ima add this to my rotation
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Can someone really jizz their pants without. Effort? I went 3 solid months without jacking off and didn't jizz my pants, but only cause I broke both my wrists
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God that sucks, at least your trust left.hand doesn't have to work as hard
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im 7 yers olld what dos jizz mean?
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Wtf don't troll!! 7 really yea OK
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I find this easy to lift weights to for some reason. 
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lol @ 0:50 just cockblocking an entire aisle...well shopperblocking I mean. :P
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thier facial expressions xD <3 so sexy!!!!! xD
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OMG 720p..... Sorry wrong year.
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when you fap and mom walks in 
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and dont want to get caught
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O-O omg just wrong..
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Well now that I know...i feel better about myself.
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When cortana died at the end of halo 4 I JIZZED IN MY PANTS
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Hottest grocerie store cashier I've ever seen
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l have just noticed when white people make terrible music, like this, friday, hot problems, etc There is no one saying its shit, although it is, but when a black person makes a nice song thats real, it gets dissed.
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+Dalton Shute Among all the woes life bears upon me l must admit coming here lightens the weight. You know what l actually hear what you're saying about most music, it really is about money making, someone fucking or drug taking, sometimes its about l'm the big cheese but then lyrics that circulate around those three are primary, in most lyrical songs. But you still haven't got a grasp of what l'm saying, how can Friday have 77.3m views (whether they're good or bad) when it's without a doubt a shit song, this may be from the previous generation then again on youtube that doesn't matter, l think the highest viewed video for will smith has 18.8, although he tries hard. At least the comments are mainly about him. There are others though that put everything they've got into an album, for that album to be good but only receive 10% of the views on this track.
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+Thomas Owusu-Abayie I get what you're saying but you're not looking at it from a sociological point of view. People watch Friday because its bad. People are naturally drawn to bad things so they can ridicule them because humans are cruel. We often point out the shortcomings of others to cope with our own. Its easier to insult someone than it is to compliment them just like its easier to focus on the negative instead of the positive. You'll have to forgive the human race and just accept the fact that the majority isn't incredibly insightful or intelligent.
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I may be a little late to this party, but was it just me, or was the janitor from the whole cleanup on isle three thing Justin Timberlake?
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Marco Yambay Shared on Google+ · 1 week ago
Check out this video on YouTube: JIZzed in panzzzz LOLLO
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Hahaha I love this!!!
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What the actual fuck did I just watch... WTF
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I love this song XD I have it on a CD and on my phone XD <3 +Lauren Yolo 
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This is my everyday life...
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When Karis said my name I, "JIZZED, IN MY PANTS"
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Isn't the girl at 1:07 plays as Tony Soprano's daughter in the Soprano's(Tv series about italian-american mafia) (Meadow Soprano) If so just realised :O Her actual name is Jamie-Lynn Sigler can't remember if im right or not lol
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Do you like hot dogs or tocos
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There are a lot of scarves in this video
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It's justin timberlake
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Jizz=piss in yor pantzzz
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You sir are Retarded
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when u r talking to a girl
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...................Umm, it's a joke song............. :| 
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these guys makes the best beats i have ever heard! the bass and soft-ish techno is godlike! I would love to see them make some serious songs someday! P.s idk if they already made serious songs xD
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Hahahaha this is a crazy song
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Anyone notice the Justin Timberlake cameo? I bet no
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the blonde looks like a cavewoman...check out the brow ridge...its neanderthal size
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i saw this video and jizz in my pants
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He sounds like Batman. :)
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ummm its says thats there are no comments ???
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gawd i wish i was hanging out with u kids right now
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I love Andy Samberg!
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I was going to comment but I just jizzed in my pants.
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David S Shared on Google+ · 6 days ago
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LMFAO that was very funny!!
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Reimagine :the game:
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its dirty but funny
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Where are these niggas now? lol.
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+Breit Fellows industry dude, I know. It's one of the first, and still one of the best punk albums I've heard...thats why I referenced the album title (how else would I know?) Not tryin to say you're an asshole, but rather dry humor I meant as if if you like the cramps then maybe you might just be an asshole...anyway, whatever.
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Are they putting on an accent or is it me?
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English accent. It's meant to be a bit of a parody of The Pet Shop Boys
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Definitely my favorite song by them by far!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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At 1:07 after he jizzed in his pants in the store does it look like the checkout worker is looking at his dick?
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I wonder if i tried hard enough, I could find my comment from 5 years ago....
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Literally the best song ever X'D the replay button is getting molested.
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I jizzed in my pants for real...
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And i jizzed in my pants :) i love this song ♡♡♡
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такое гамно набрало 140 лямов просмотров ну это просто пидец
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Great job!  The crew from SNL gets it done! Meadow Soprano lookin' good!
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Haha ya it is. It also says it in the description btw. :)
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(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ gime more
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Was that justin timberlake?!?! :o 1:09   the cleaning guy :o
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To all the people who left inappropriate comments to the 7 year old you should be banned from you tube very evil
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You realize that's a troll, right?
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omg....do guys REALLY just "jizz" because the wind blew funny?
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Song of the year! Shout out to MC +Chadwick Jones  I dunno why I just wanted to shout him out.
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