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Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates. Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2.

by ERB • 95,879,811 views

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"Let's talk about doctors I've seen a few 'cause I got a PC but it wasn't from you" they must have meant Pancreatic Cancer for PC and Steve had to go to a doctor because of it! I love the ERB links!
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Hal 9000 power level over 9000!
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+Sarrah Allawi And the line after: "I built a legacy son you could never stop it now excuse me while I turn heaven a profit"
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Depends: If the topic is gaming and print making: use windows If the topic is working and power point presentations: use mac which is better depends on the topic actually
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If apple made a car would it have windows
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What is the car gonna cost 80k dollars and be made of fragile gold die-cast metal? Apple style lmao
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"I bought the 170k dollar version with golden doors" -everybody with the 17k dollar apple watch
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"You know, I bet they made this beat on an Apple." "Nope, Fruity Loops, PC." oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, if anybody gets this joke, applauds
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I believe it is because this beat was made on FL Studio, not Apple's Garage Band
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There are ten million million million million million million reasons in this universe why PC is better then MAC!!!!
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P like ľq Ukm Şpşpp
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+Frogeggs yeah i install windows on mac, just becouse sometimes i need some features of windows but i wanna t tell something wired about windows,it gives u the opurtunity to do more things in it,but eaven without viruses itself windows uses the hard disk and procesors in the wrong way,it killes ur machine for no reason,in macitonsh u dont have a lot of things like in wind... but one thing is clear it will last forever... windows = good (terrible for machiner)mac = better (if u dont want to buy every year a windows pc..).
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Wrong, Bill Gate does not build PCs, Microsoft is a software company and it has nothing to do with Hardware. and btw Mac is a PC too But cool Rap anyway!
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Can u guys just stfu and enjoy the rap,if u cant then scram u little sons of bitches
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+Andre Rice dude, you come across as a very unintelligent hater. Most of your comments deny the existence of facts most tech savvy people know to be true. That's not even mentioning how horribly wrong you are about Microsoft. Bill Gates owns majority shares in Microsoft making him the owner, CEO, and founder. Everything Microsoft owns Bill Gates owns. I also don't think you're completely aware of Bill Gates worth. His Net Worth is measured in billions not millions. Before you attack me let me be perfectly clear, I will crush you intellectual without using disrespectful language or names.
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All these PC/Mac kiddos...so funny. Linux trumps all.
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+TheMinecraftGod Over 90% of Internet servers...
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If Apple made a house would it have windows?
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+Beagle Lud Every single person on an Apple right now.
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We all agree, pc is better than apple, right?
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Why do we lie each other? Everyone knows that you can get a virus no matter what computer you buy if you don't have an antivirus. But huge companies like "Apple" and "Microsoft" want to convince us to buy their products. But what can we do about that, that is a business, am i right?
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no i was commenting on some one else but it kinda failed it wasnt meant to be sarcastic sounding
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+Daniel Roberts Thank you for your business.
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I stom on a mac and a PC too. I'm ON linux bitch, I thought you GNU. Genius ! But who is the terminator ?
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Good job Bill! You own Xbox! WELL I OWN ONE TOO BITCH!
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+Steven Trosper OK... I was kinda exaggerating... but it weighs less than a laptop or pc 
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"You blow Jobs..." Does jerking motion Blow, Jobs, Jerking... Wow. O_O
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Did you not see his tongue hit the side of his cheek like he had a dick in his mouth clearly you have not seen or have had sex.
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1:15 - 1:25 is kinda sad. Steve Jobs died and Bill is kinda alone now...
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People with jobs use PC. Apple for children.
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+Albert Meadows Wow anyone who says a Macbook is good at anything is just lost. There is nothing, and I mean nothing, that a Macbook can do that almost any other computer can't do better. It is incorrect to use the term "PC" to differentiate Apple computers from others; this is because technically all computers are Personal Computers, or "PC". People who buy an apple computer do not understand that for the price they spent on their dinkey little computer (around 700$ give or take) could buy powerful parts and build your own computer. 700$ gets you alot there. However, people like you revere their phones and the thief Steve Jobs, so you think that an apple computer is the best. Also , dont even use the common cop-out "video editing is better on a Mac!!", because you ever heard of Sony Vegas Pro? If i write any more I might have to break my keyboard from your utter stupidity. Please, return your macbook, and buy a desktop. BTW nothing is better than Windows 7 get your head out of your ass.
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+KMG McMuffin I own both. I own a windows 8 machine, sucks ass. A windows 7 machine, love the fuck out of that. A macbook and a Ipad. Both are good. I like both alot, they both have their merit. I like Macs for editing and streamlining the film production process in my film class. Pages has my scripts templates, I prefer to edit with Adobe Premiere on a mac or using Final Cut Pro. I also like Windows for gaming really and parts availability. They are both awesome companies! <3. While I don't like windows 8. I agree 7 is literally the best version of windows ever. <3 
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Hippie you got given up at birth I'll give away your networth to aids reasearch Oh god bill destroyed that guy there was no competition
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+Nathaniel Moore I disagree Steve can beat bill at chess
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Disclaimer, if you think PC or Macs are superior, you're a nerd.
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Im sure you can get a virus on an apple product
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THE TRUTH, macs can get viruses, like seriously, people made viruses for CARS, yes you read it right, CARS, they can control the brakes, the steering wheel etc. No this is not a troll, since people can hack cars, they can as well hack macs way way easier than a car.
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As a system engineering student, I can say the three OS (Linux, Mac and Windows) are all great. Windows is the easier to use and the OS with most compatible softwares, Mac is great for graphic designs and is far more secure and Linux is a free software in both senses. I think It is not all about the OS, but about the people who use them.
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But the "I'm running C++ saying Hello World!" and "I'm on Linux, bitch!" lines killed me xD Hal 9000 was the best!
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Spirit5559dovewing AJ Shared on Google+ · 5 days ago
With an Apple. you'll never get a virus, with a Windows, you can afford a doctor. Which one?
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terminator vs robocop
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Serious question What the shit is linux? It sounds like crap and I doubt it's big compared to Mac Or PC
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+luke fowler The Linux kernel, along with other GNU(GNU's Not Unix) software, were rising in popularity in the 1980's and 1990's, just shortly after the first instances of Microsoft Windows and OSX came about. It was founded on a different development philosophy than Windows or OSX. While Microsoft and Apple busy making it nearly impossible to customize their operating system outside of the customization they permitted, linux went full open-source. This spawned a massive user-funded development movement, whereby a monstrous amounts of new "distros", as they're called, came about. Basically, people chose linux because it offers a level of customization and complexity that windows or OSX could never match. However, there have been distros that are aimed for user-friendly use: for example, Ubuntu or Fedora.
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linux killed it at the end xD
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Macs are good for the Adobe software suite and that's about it.
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+rammice No Adobe runs better on a Windows as well.
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pc is clearly better but apple has great publicity, that's why they can sell their stuff for double the price they're worth. 
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I have an Apple product i got it last year the home button doesn't work and the top power button doesn't work.... apple is the best
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Doesn't a Mac run an extremely customized version of Linux though?
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P.S. I love your profile photo
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YaSh TeN Shared on Google+ · 2 months ago
Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates. Epic Rap Battles of Hi…: http://youtu.be/njos57IJf-0
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Steve jobs is dead...
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This is dumb. Everybody knows HAL runs BSD.
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Did you know that Key & Peele participate in Epic Rap Battles of History??
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Apple....*watches the comments go crazy*
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+Hahsits-E.T56 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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This is probably the best ERB ever.
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Can't disagree with that. Can't disagree. 😂
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Ingrid Hi Shared on Google+ · 1 week ago
Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates. Epic Rap Battles of Hi…: https://youtu.be/njos57IJf-0
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Walter White vs Sheldon Cooper vs Gregory House
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Windows Master Race. (Excluding Windows 8)
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+2K Tan it is basically disabled in 8.1
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+Erik Wallström ? No it is not The only thing they did was add a Button. It is still the same Metro UI BS.
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Que se valla al chorizo Bill gates
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Am I the only person here that prefers Apple over Windows? My parents also told me that for Windows when you buy the PC you also have to buy like Windows 7 to make it work while on Mac you already have everything idfk
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Most pcs come with windows
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Screw both buy a PlayStation
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+christian sercan No idiot console to work on allien ware with custom icu
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+Jamie Williams Since when did anybody with a brain use an alien ware.
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Anyone out there saying Mac is more secure are wrong... Windows is actually more secure than Mac or Linux, but the people who code computer viruses mostly write for Windows because that's what the majority of people use. The people out there saying Windows is better for gaming are actually wrong. Windows uses it's resources poorly which is why it crashes more often than Linux or Mac OS, but they are getting better about that.
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Who's Melinda? I've seen this so many times but I don't know who Melinda is.
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+kitty cat Melinda Gates, his wife
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O. Thank you. I didn't know that
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Just to remind everyone im not a hater but apple made the apple pipkin...
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as a computer geek all of the stuff they said was not impressive... C++ wow... they coulda talked about binary coding (Like saying something simple as it  [std : : cout << "You can never ever catch a virus on an Apple! \n" ;\] )
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+Etan Plays they should have said C, since linux is written in C
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I have a virus in My ipad
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Mac OS is unusable crap.  The only thing you can say about it is that it has less problems with viruses and that's only because like 95% of people are not using it so it's not a target, Windows is used more for business than any other system, but the virus problems are horrendous (especially for retards who don't know how to run a clean system). Ubuntu Linux owns them both for being far more useable, free of viruses, and totally free and open source.  I LOVE Linux.  I do all my coding work there.  Kate text editor bitches!  Blender bitches!  apt-get install whatever I want from the command line bitches! ;-P
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Oh yeah, and Android is Linux bitches! ;-P
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Did Bill gates make XBOX? If so i hate him
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My friend have his own pc and windows 8 with mac. Boom
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EnderBainGaming Jack Shared on Google+ · 4 weeks ago
15 points to whoever guesses which character is the guest star and who he (or it) is from. 15 points each answer.
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Oh shit... Never mind who won. I think we've all lost.
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"Let's talk about doctors I've seen a few 'cause I got a PC but it wasn't from you"
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This is so heated man but apple always wins
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Even though I highly doubt there's anyone in here who hasn't seen it. Warning: language.
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Bill Gates' bragging rights: I wrote FAT12!
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You guys are funny alien hardware is the best
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There are lots of hidden jokes in this. Examples: You blow, jobs!(Geddit) Everybody knows Windows bit off apple!(Geddit)
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Blow,jobs. Bit apple.
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General Raymond T. Odierono v.s Handsome Jack MAKE IT HAPPEN, BRO'S Thumb's up if ya'll agree!
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iPhone has higher sales than anything Microsoft has to offer so bill no u don't crush those devices
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+The youtuber Bajraktari Pretty sure Microsoft's OS licenses are sold more, not only by consumers but companies like Dell and HP also.
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Please do Scientology vs Iluminaaty
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I think we all know who won this one. Skynet.
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Every computer runs skynet in the future of 2004
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all hal 9000 XD to epic for words
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+Ella Lucas Hal 9000? His epicness is over his name minus the Hal.
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9000 percent of the time every time
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Randy ortin vs john cinea
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"im running c++ saying hello world" that line isnt as funny as it should be until you know the basics of programming, and i find it fucking hilarious xD the first program your told to create in c++ is a window that says "Hello World"
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Paul Walker and vin disel vs Shaq and Koby Bryant
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None of them look the same but I love the rap
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Hal 9000 pwned them All
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This is still the best ERB they've made!
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Windows 7 > windows 8 > Mac
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I'm a apple, once you go Mac you will never go back!
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+seth moore I used to have a Macbook G4 a long time ago, it gave me headaches..
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I use WINDOWS to play video games. Use MacBook for videos & art. So I am both TEAM WINDOWS & MAC :)
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My opinion Apple = working Windows = gaming, record, stream
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Oh... Jobs got rekt; Hippie, you got given up at birth, I give away your net worth to aids research. Combine all your little toys and I still crush that, iPhone, iPad iPwn iSmack.
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+Miq Oliveira By the way, it is true, Windows devices rek Apple devices. Windows Phones vs iOS = Windows Victory. Windows RT vs iOS = RT Victory. PC vs MAC = Windows victory/Tie. Yet, Apple actually invented Windows. For the ones that didn't know.
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+Miq Oliveira Luckily! Now we do get something good for our money, PC works fine, in my opinion even better than Macintosh (Obviously, looking at my comments) and it isn't too expensive. I hope Windows will also crush the iOS and Android market with their operating system Windows Phone and Windows RT. Finally a alternative for the crappy Android and iOS systems.
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Hal-9000 vs GaDlios.
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Freddie Fazzbear vs Cheeka
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Well I use Mac and Mac is A PC So I said Both
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+Erik Wallström A Mac is a personal computer, in other words a PC. A PC doesn't necessarily run a specific operating system and isn't necessarily made by a specific manufacturer. PC isn't a brand, it's the name of a category of electronic devices, just like both an iPad and Galaxy Tab are both tablet computers. Both a Toyota Corolla and a Ford Focus are cars, right?
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+Håkon T. Yeah. but Apple chose to call their computers Mac and windows computers PC
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Jeje thats right appe doesn't have virus :D
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1. Steve Jobs kicks Bill Gates' ass so much 2. That is one ugly son of a bitch Bill Gates 3. What the hell is this: 1:43 4. Bill Gates has a better life because he actually is the world's richest man and Steve Jobs died before him...
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+Kevin McGinley 3. is the PC from the movie 2001 a Space Odyssey from 1968 :D and in my opinion Microsoft is better
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Arnold sworsenegger vs 1 direction
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Na you gatta get alien
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Taylor Swift vs Katy Perry. Or Taylor Swift vs someone else. I wanna see Taylor Swift rap battle someone. :D
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Sujan Biswas Shared on Google+ · 2 months ago
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"you blow, jobs" best line.
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Ivan Tugaga Shared on Google+ · 3 months ago
this is for you nerds
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MC crew (Steve, Alex, Herobrian, Notch, Jeb, Dinnerbone, etc...) vs TF2 crew!!! (Scout, Soldier, Pyro, Demo, Heavy, Engiee, Medic, Sniper, Spy)!!!
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+Dj Pon3 Or Mane 6 (Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Fluttershy, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie) vs the Seven of the Great Prophocy (Percy Jackson, Jason Grace, Annabeth Chase, Piper McLean, Leo Valdez, Frank Zhang, Hazel Levisque)
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Steve won all  :D
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+Mankess Ehm I'm sorry but that is the most ridiculous statement. I feel bad for Steve Jobs, true, he had a hard life. And I will slow clap for him for making the Apple investment. But Bill Gates SMASHED him. Guess how much money Steve had before he died? 31.6 billion. But guess what now? Bill Gates has 72 billion. He consumes $114.16 dollars for every second he is alive. It would be useless for him to even bother to pick up a $100 dollar bill he dropped on the sidewalk. People who has successful lives use Windows. People who want to waste money on the new "Hottest Apps" use a Mac. Mac's have come far, but we should all know that Windows will go until even farther.
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This is your best video, ECB! Steve won clearly haha
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The beat after steve jobs dies that beat is from a song i cant remember it.
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Edit:when hal9000 starts rapping
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+EverythingUniverse It's from a movie called 2001: A Space Odssey.
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actually a Mac is a PC does PC stand for personal computer and also Microsoft does not build computers they only do software
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WOW I've never met a dumber person let me make this clear "A...pc...is...a...mac...linux...and... your...computer...all computers infact unless you're using it in a public place...then...it...is...a...pc
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Lol bill gates net worth is 79.3 billon $ and Steve jobs net worth is 8.3 billon $ lol so there fore bill gates would be broke if he gave away Steve jobs net worth to aids research
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