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Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates. Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2.

by ERB • 100,063,978 views

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Linux for open source Mac for security Windows for gaming & writing
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Linux is secure, open source, and now runs a third of Steam games natively, and most of the rest through WINE. Libre Office does just as well as Word now, and Google docs is awesome and runs everywhere.
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This Battle depends if your using your Computer or IPad to watch this.
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+TheMRT111 Since android is based of linux you support hal 9000
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I'm using a iPhone:(
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"You blow, Jobs." xD I just realized this line after the fifth time I listen this.
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+✧Hyric✧ he won after that LOL
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They need to do bing vs Google!
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takes a retard to know a retard
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+xRoBoTxCrUsHeRx Nah Mark zuckerberg vs Larry and sergey
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I think you meant Steven Bills . -I AM WILDCAT 2014
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I bet half the people in the comment section don't know what a flip phone is.
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+Username Lol some pseudo-nostalgia circle-jerk here.
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"People with JOBS use PC" Bill Gates Won...
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Just my opinion, don't kill me :) Apple, makes great Tablets and phones, but Computers are overpriced and not that good. Microsoft, makes great PCs and software, make not so good Tablets and Phones
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So my opinion is : Apple is a good company and Microsoft too. I use windows 7 for my computer but also i have an iPad. So my mum has a phone made by microsoft and i think that is not as good as an iphone BUT I think that computers that their operational system is windows ( from Microsoft of course )are better than mac ( from Apple ). Every company has its good ones and its bad ones. So i will never buy an apple computer but i will never buy a microsoft phone/tamplet too. This is my opinion :\
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actually i have use an apple computers for 8-9 times because was a little difficult to understand some thing, but anyway. and yeah i love linux too. so i didnt metion the abdroid phones and linux computers because tis battle wasnt about this lol 
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I always liked the way how the hardware and software are intrinsically connected in Apple devices, that's why I own an IPhone 4 and I'm happy with it, but I think that Windows Phone are faster devices smartphones with Android in it. And +Cat Queen, what in Linux that you love so much? I mean, I don't see much usability over Apple devices when you are using Linux unless you are a developer (like me). Windows is just very "heavy" to get into the talk hahaha, but at least they have improved with Windows 8 and 10. Btw I don't like how the UI is on Windows 10, it looks like is all messed up.
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Leonardo DiCaprio vs Leonardo davinci
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+Letizia Picardi Leonardo DiCaprio vs the Oscars
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This is the best rap battle. :)
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people with JOBS use pc! Bill Gates Wins
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actually some jobs are switching to a mac
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+Stacy Niall No. You don't get it.
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Steve Jobs won.
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Why does the Apple logo in 0:55 looks like strawberries? xD
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Apple is overpriced shit xD
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lel first comment i ever got 100 likes on xD
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Taylor swift vs Katy Perry plz plz plz
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"You blow, Jobs" Man i've been listening to this for a few years, but only just now I got that, ha.
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This battle isn't memorable for how good it was. Its memorable for how badly Steve crushed bill. (Bad in a good way).
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+T-Feather I feel that without the end Bill won his line's where just a lot more clever you blow, jobs. He sucks, his name is jobs, and he can't hold down a job. Was just the perfect trifecta of burn. Plus after each one it always ended with PC or Bill on top. Though the end made him lose a lot of points.
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hmmm.... lemme get this straight  microsoft created internet explorer, the one application that makes my computer vulnerable to every single adware and is slow af. hmmmm...............
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Lol this was one of the funniest IMO
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P.C.s suck. Macs are better. Bite me.
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Nice English bro, please come back when you can properly structure a sentence. Or at least come close.
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+SeafoodZDude My English is normally not this bad. Pardon' if my comment was emitting any radiation..
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But seriously, why did Bill Gates always wear jeans and a turtleneck. All that money, he could have worn anything.
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+Jimbob Owens It was a crucial component of Apple's hipster market strategy.
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"You blow, jobs" "Why you named a company after you dick?" I think it's a tie
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Linux? ha ha ha ha I've never been a fan of that.
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+What Burns My Bacon macs get really hot 58 celsius degrees when i worked with photoshop. a high end pc would get around that when it runs gta v or something..
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+droidquote Really? I've worked on Macs while running Photoshop and layout software and I never had an issue like what you mentioned. Although, I've been on a few PCs that did overheat.
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no bill gates your not a god gaben is.
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Bill Gates naming his thing off of his dick... I don't get it...lol
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Microsoft get it? Micro soft hehe
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Windows if you will use a pc as an xbox. Mac if you don't know a shit about computers. Linux if you use the pc for serious development, science and research.
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+Keti mporta Typical moron. Funny how you've been saying I don't know shit about the internet even though I'm know for reverse engineering sites. To name a few, plug.dj, web.skype.com, and youtube. I don't really see how telling someone to play a game thats ranked 71 on steam servers is really an insult. 
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+Keti mporta He is trying to act cool so just sit back, relax with your popcorn, and watch him type away.
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De kommer till Sverige i höst. Stockholm och Göteborg. Sjukt sugen att gå...
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i like windos but jobs win :u
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Steve I'm watching this on a windows
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Yes i know he has passed away
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My Senpai Gates Destroyed Filthy Apple.
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+2K Tan You mean goshujinsama~~
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+Kilvoctu Yes. Its just another word for master but either one works.
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Apple products are way too shitty and overly priced. Anyone who would waist their money on an apple computer is retarded.
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Bill Gates won cause I have a pc and I love it
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i have a pc and a xbox
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Gadgets-Apple Computers-windows
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I'm watching this on my Macbook Air. While my brother is playing on my Windows 10 right next to me.
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"you got given up at birth...i give away your networth to aids research".... now that was humilliating and powerfull and just plain over fucking powered. idk but Bill just sealed the deal with that line
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Ah god, someone please help me here, it's the only line i've not gotten in any of their videos, which just makes it that much more infuriating....  "I'll beat ya til you're singin' 'bout a daisy girl" ......So what is you sayin? (cookie for the user who catches that obscure comedy gold reference. lol) p.s. cookie may have a bite or two taken out of it by the time it gets to you. but you can still have it. ^_^
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Hal 9000 from 2001: A Space Odyssey, sings the song 'Daisy Girl' at a certain point in the movie, and the book if i remember correctly. I don't want to spoil it for you if you haven't seen or read it, it's an excellent movie and book
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THANK YOU SO  MUCH1 I'm a big fan of ERB and this one little tidbit that i couldn't research was making me nuts. These are the things that keep me up at night. lol ;) thanks again! And I'll have to check it out!
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Steve Jobs wins everytime :) if you reply this with an negative comment, then you are a little retard using bing instead of google AND havin over 30000 viruses on your pc (i sayd PC not mac! PC!) while an mac cant get even 1 virus! Even if its 100 years old! P.S. Steve Jobs, come back! :(
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I'm torn lol I have an iPad and a Xbox so i don't want to pick XD
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I love the Linux part, it's like a love letter to computer science. I love all the references you guys made, daisy girl, hello world, GNU. I just didn't understand the part with 17 lines of code. Does someone know?
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Am I the only one that thinks that Hal should win ?
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I'm watching this at 99,427,998 views. Here's to 100 billion vies and RIP Steve Jobs!
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+Kieran McReynolds don't you mean 100 million views?
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of course linux won. as it should.  also jobs was not an innovator - wozniak was the only person to invent anything at apple
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+Tom Fedrick yes it was post wozniak and i think had to be hardware related
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Forget both of them , the computer won
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Steve Jobs owned it! XD
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Is Bill Gates, Dead? (Right?) To Lazy To Google Search Meh, Someone Well Comment I Think...
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Am I the only person who knows what C++ is
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+Pakastenakki  its a rhetorical question m80
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+Nadhif Bhagawanta  its a computer programming language
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I just realised hal 9000 didn't represent Linux. it represented artificial intelligence which is what hal 9000 was and it's also because bill gates always speaks against the development of AI. And of course the last line " hasta LA vista like the terminator told ya". pretty self explanatory XD
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also beat you at chess and jeopardy is a reference to IBM's Watson and Turing testing is an old method of testing robots for AI.
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+Doro Deredere Там отличный Command Line Interface же есть.
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GG on 100mil views m80s keep up the amazing work
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Only reason its kinda impossible to get a virus on a Mac is because u cant download or run files like .rar .zip
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I have Linux and I use it for gaming... It's free, open source, and you are unlikely to get a virus. UNBUNTU FTW
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It's funny to see all the kids salty about how they learned the truth about Apple and How Bill Gates copied.
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+commander O'Shovah http://www.computerhistory.org/timeline/?category=cmptr the "first PC" no one got to use or see so how did Apple steal it when they made there own PC from scratch and sold it so it was the first publicly available PC
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+ij_army_ amberly many other PCs without mouse were sold before. Xerox and IBM PCs were used by universites and scientific organizations. And Apple II was made by their template.
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Hal won, than Bill gates, than Steve Jobs. But hey, it was AWESOME!
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llegaron a 100.026.917 visitas son unosjenios
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This goes to bill gates. Because Jobs had to call in backup. The Backup was obviesly HAL 9000.
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+Shane McDonald he didn't call in backup... he died. turn heaven a profit?
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Steve cus the dick joke
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Bill gates controls all 11-20 year old kids who play cod or pedophiles who play
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seth macfarlane vs nice peter
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steve jobs is death :^)
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Oh! It's over 100 MILLIONS !
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Bill one mainly because my IPhone 4s sucks and my pc is great!
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+Peter Nguyen The only thing bad about the lumina is that the app store is complete crap and it has no popular apps on it
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drake vs meek mill XD oh wait we already know who win : / would still like to see it though
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i use windows but jobs killed gates on this one
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How does a red button compare to a Mac or PC
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+Patrick Star it guides misseles and might nuke yiur as for typing that.
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Wait, OS X is based on Unix right? And since Linux is a clone of Unix, OS X is technically partly based on Linux..... And doesn't Linux need a PC or Mac to function?
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OK, what I meant was their hardware....
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+RandomSSD Hardware is separate from software. You can run Windows on Mac, and Mac on Windows (If only apple gave out OSX). Hardware is not owned by any software.
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How does it have 98 million view there 8 million people?
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Hi, anybody have the instrumental :c? or something
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Fruity loops and I'm not kidding
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The part when Steve jobs rap,"How are you going to shoot me down while I control the rocket?" is meaning that NASA uses apple computers only because they don't catch any virius. Steve jobs own pixar before selling it to Disney.
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+AmiWhiteWolf Nope, NASA uses more speciallized computer systems that have nothing to do with any PC (including Macs). It was more of a reference to 2001 Space Odyssey where an AI named HAL 9000 is responsible for maintaining and controlling the ship and ensuring it fullfils its mission...
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Dumbest logic ever, anything can get a virus. But windows is targeted more since most of the world uses windows. Since most people won't pay 2000 or greater on a product that uses a phone processor.
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Albert Einstein VS Stephen Hawking
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windows and apple both ripped off linux
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100 000 000! Congratulations
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Almost 1B views, WOW!
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I love APPLE! I use IPAD to watch this! but i love XBOX too! And am i the only one that still at IOS 6? ;( everything that i want to download they are paid or need IOS 7 but my sister has IPHONE 6 so i can download now YAY! :D and btw me and my sister use APPLE but my parents uses ANDROIDS and i choose STEVE JOBS!
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I think this has to be said: Everyone who got Money use Apple and Microsoft/Android is for poor people. And because they are jealous they hate Apple but secretly the want an Apple Device too. And let's not forget without Apple there would maybe be no Smartphone. Sorry for my poor English I'm from Germany :/
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Android is for poor people? Maybe where you live. Poor people don't have phones. I, an android user, am in a much better financial standing than my iphone friends XD
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No, the divide is iPhone users (Mac users are for the most part acceptable) are usually ignorant to other choices on the market. If you were to actually do some research, you would find that Android usually has twice as good or at least rivaling hardware for half the price. Now you could be stupid with your money and waste it, or you could be smart. Now you could argue you are using an iPhone for iOS, but these days Android has surpassed iOS in terms of features.
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How.Can.You.Shoot.Me.Down.When.I.Am.Guiding.The.Rockets. *Dead
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Guys I made a rap battle video on GTA 5 vs battlefield 4 check it out on my channel!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I just wanted to make sure you got another notification for this: go fuck yourself. Nobody cares about your shitty channel.
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You're ignorant. It's an opinion. I love Apple. I also love Microsoft. But just for the sake of this, I'm gonna bullshit you with the fact that Linux and Microsoft "suck".
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He said the World is Mine. He's Miku now ;)
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Now Make AMD (Processor) Vs Intel (Processor) Or Brian Krzanich Vs Lisa Su
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+Bola Kanan AMD ain't competition for Intel it would be a rape
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Hey, anybody know if an iPad's ever gotten a virious on it?
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My school uses ipads, I spread a botnet it's easier than you think, just most of the time you can't detect it
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The misunderstanding is that Apple can't get malware. They can, but its harder to infect a Mac and the Mac market share isn't worth the effort.
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Notice how this was made in June 14 2012 and in 2015 there was terminator genesis....and the robot at the end said he could send a nuke(reference) and that no one could stop him which is also what genesis said in the movie😕 so....the robot is genesis O.o. time travelers confirmed
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am I the only one who noticed that
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+Roger Popers nvm this comment that robot was hal 9000 😏still 2$pooky4me though
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Mac is expensive because it's higher quality, why else would it be more expensive?  It's all about personal preference, we have Windows at school and I hate it and I just wanna go home to my mac. I mean, you use iTunes on a Windows .-. iTunes is also Apple. I just prefer my expensive stuff I guess shrugs makes my life easier
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Cost =/= Quality.
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An Apple product a day keeps the doctors away. I dont know how
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Because they are so expensive
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