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Matrix Runs on Windows XP

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"The progress bar is moving but the remaining time is going up!".....i lost it.
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+xtwhitey he ment that he laughed at that
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Neo needs to learn Windows 7
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Windows, Mac, Linux, et cetera all run just fine if you take care of your computer.
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+SlamifiedBuddafied  Windows 7 works fine, Vista was damn bad, Xp had issues, and Win95 was quite complicated, even without being connected to the internet. Sometimes the Bugs are not the worst, look at Windows 8, they tried to make something for a pc AND a tablet, and it is horrible.
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+bubblegoose321 it depends on what hardware you're using, I might have worked the best on your PC
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It's funny. Now that we look back on Windows XP as one of the best operating systems. 
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yo my pc actually froze at the bullet bit... is that suppose to happen?
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what? no, not at all. you probally have the system32 virus, I can help you remove it if you want.
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 Old joke comes to mind...  A: Installed Linux. Fu.ked all night with settings.  B: Installed Win. Fu.ked all night with GF.   Use your time efficiently 
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Try run matrix on windows 8, you will spend more time accidently going back to your home screen and then looking for the desktop again.
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+Achaemenes of Persia Don't compare me to those plebeians. I have a shelf of fedoras, unmatched by any other collection, and a neckbeard to match the gods. 
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+Mikey Balls​ The desktop isn't an app. Its the same desktop. What are you talking about? And how did they copy Apple? By using the technology that Apple stole first from Xerox for a graphic interface interacted with by a mouse?
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mrandersonmrandersonmranderson
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the fourthdoctorthefourthdoctorthefourthdoctor
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''Hope you have cookies enabled...''
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"to send an error report, or not send one. But... is there a difference? ;)" Lmao that was the best thing ive ever heard
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Dunno why people hate on xp nowadays. Also why they ever hated on vista... Vista was fine, 8 is great after the 8.1 update and classich shell... 10 seems nice.
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XP was fun, and we used it longer than any other release i believe, but  it was just terrible in many ways. I wiped my windows partition and reinstalled at least every 6 months because of how slow it got over time. I wasn't alone in that practice. i had to use a defrag program and find an old old version of one specific one to increase the size of my MFT to speed up my comp. every time. Vista introduced the system hardware requirements thing, which people hated. It was so memory hungry and people were frustrated with  the scoring. i remember looking at the brand new computers in stores and it would have the scores and it just seemed ridiculous for some stuff.I was in college then. Everyone i saw with a laptop i figured it was new. I asked them if it has Vista and almost all said yes. I asked all of those if they liked it and every single one said no. It also changed the structure of the directories and that didnt take well at first. I didnt personally use it. I saw all the hate and hung on to XP til i switch to Ubuntu. People hated that 8 took away the start menu and changed the entire freaking thing. 8.1 stopped the riot.
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Ya my dear old dell laptop does the slowdown thing, but I think that's my bad I'm always messing around with stuff. Never needed to do a format though, just a clean up and defrag and all that jazz. have made meny custom wallpapers including. Star wars, many the classic flight sims and the dark forces jedi knight series. A dozen for the classic game loom A series of spoofs of the bliss wallpaper, my personal favorite is a cross of it and the fish wallpaper. Also been working on a custom version of the duke nukem hires pack. Speaking of wallpapers. Did you know windows 98 themes work on xp? If you have a win98 VM copy the theme files to the share folder and give it a try. Note the theme screen savers don't work, or at least I can't getvthem to. But 98 ver of flying windows and 3d maze do work.
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Ivan Volosyuk Shared on Google+ · 1 week ago
... but, is there a difference?... :-)
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Прикольно. Я не видел.
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Am I the only one who got the "Ubuntu" Joke?
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No you're not. I've been through that too XD
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where do all these people come from? how many people is college humor?
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You know what I love about this video? It is one of the very few that doesn't ask me to like and subscribe! Since they aren't begging for likes on this one I think I'll actually give it a thumbs up! Generally any video that begs for subs and likes over and over I'll dislike even if it was a good video.
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Would you please dis-like my videos? Please please please DIS-LIKE MY VIDEOS...
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I hope you have cookies enabled. That one made me chuckle violently XD
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You have no choice. Sending error report or not, have the same exact consequence. (that's the truth lol)
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+skipy976, Lord of Souls Now for sending file to microsoft to check for virus can turn the whole window down.
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XD yeah but it's less likely to mess up if you don't send.
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Hey they actually used Joe Pantoliano as Cypher =D ...
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this is even worse than the actual movie how is that possible? lol the movie is fucking terrible for morons with 80 iq lol
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+Karol T A dziękuję, dziękuję :D Apple  zasłużyło... Już od dawna sobie grabili ;) 
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+Karol T Ja już nie chce nic od Apple. :D
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The Ubuntu joke at the end was the best.
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Milagros X Shared on Google+ · 4 months ago (edited)
SPOILER!!! Me reí muchísimo con el asistente de Windows XP, clipper. Me acuerdo que lo odiaba cuando usaba este sistema operativo. Aunque creo que también estaba el perrito amarillo. Pero el clip me sacaba de quicio. También es muy gracioso cuando la bala tarda en cargarse y posteriormente aparece The Blue Screen of Dead jajajaja.
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En inglés, no necesita "de". La oración correcta es "Thank God." También, no sé el error en la segunda oración. Pero es "I was berating myself for making typos."
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Yo sugeriría que ejecuta su escritura a través de un traductor para ver si es coherente, y luego hacer ajustes luego. SpanishDict.com es bueno en este tipo de cosas, aunque necesitará saber un poco de inglés para moverse, aunque creo que estás bien.
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BIOS - it's faster than Windows, it's easier than DOS, it is reliable as a tank. The BIOS comes with all computers, requires no installation, and Firefox version 32.4 blows any other OS. Random Chelyabinsk city IT specialist. P.S. If you don't like the BIOS you can always tear it from your computer and use a piezoelectric element for recording information on the hard drive manually.
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Of all the distros, they choose Ubuntu??? ... facedesk
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Sid Stefanescu Shared on Google+ · 3 months ago
Ubuntu? I'm going to learn Ubuntu?
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Yay, ce bine am ras!
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Haw. bullet is spinning in the wrong direction.
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not unless you're in Australia
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It's true that other operating systems don't get viruses... Because other OS don't run most programs! Not even viruses!
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Even though XP is 14 years old it still manages to work better than 8 or 8.1.
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+Fusion14N say what you will. YOUR RESIGNATION HAS BEEN ACCEPTED AND CANNOT BE REVOKED
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It the matrix had been running on windows 8, they would have never been able to begin. No start button. Install classic shell!
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1. you would have to be a complete dumb ass not to know what plug goes where. I mean really look at it they have the most obscure shapes you couldn't mistake shit. 2. I've had my Windows XP desktop for 10 years and it still runs great and I haven't done anything special to it. 3. never had to use "ctrl alt delete" or had it blue screen 4. Oh and that piece of shit paper clip on windows search you can change it. I prefer the alien or marlin :D they do tricks too 5. don't know what she means by "sending an error report" because I've never had one. 6. I've downloaded a ton of shit and the progress bar and the time are never out of sync 7. never had to call customer support. 8. again fuck the paper clip I really don't know why they try and shit on XP it's the best operating system right after Windows 7
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at least it works better than running on a fucking mac
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Ryan Szeto Shared on Google+ · 1 month ago
Freaking hilarious 
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Send an error report? That's Windows Vista and later.
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BLUE SCREEN HAHAHAHA, I WANT TO LEARN UBUNTU....
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he chose the blue screen
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To send or not to send error report, there is no difference. So true
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First laptop I owned is WINDOWS XP!
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"Ubuntu. Voy a aprender Ubuntu" LOL.
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Qorbani Shared on Google+ · 2 weeks ago
So Funny: What if #Matrix Runs on #WindowsXP
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College Humor and Key and Peele have literally THE BEST SKITS!
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Damn Paper Clip..........this was sooo fucking funny! They Should had a FPS Counter staying at 10 too :D
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The progress bar is moving but the remaining time is going up..classic
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So many noobs criticising Linux in the comments. I say,delete your windows partitions for a month and try using Linux only and you will see how much better Linux is.
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+linkviii Microsoft should pay me to use WIndows let alone VS.
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Come on, Windows XP is one of the best operating systems; after a decade of patching.
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whats wrong with windows xp :(
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It's funny because when this was released, people used Vista
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i would love to see as "Matrix runs on Windows 8".....
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LOL Agent Jones from Connecticut...
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Taylor Wang Shared on Google+ · 1 day ago
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2:20 "Hi Cypher! What's up?" Great job x'D
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Not funny......the problem is this video has so much potential, it is hard to manage something descent!You just don't know where to begin.
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I don't get the very last joke.......... what's "umbuntoo" ???
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The error report joke gets me every time
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Petri Oinonen Shared on Google+ · 1 month ago
Matrix Runs on Windows XP: http://youtu.be/yX8yrOAjfKM Has some good moments for all those that remember the time of XP
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Nice they even managed to capture reaves' bad acting
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I use Windows 8.1. I don't really see whats wrong with it. From the comments I see a lot of people like Linux for what ever reason. But Windows works fine for me, and (most) everything is supported. I am a fanboy when it comes to O.S. Reply if you have any valid reason i should switch. (I am a gamer)
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Get the FREE upgrade to Win 10 when it comes out. Stream Xbox One, and record any gameplay from Steam or any other PC games.
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Yeah, i'm excited for it! Just hope it supports pc gaming like it said.
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Funny! I specially enjoyed the scene with "He´s multiplying himself!"
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This summarizes my horrible encounter with Windows XP. I had a very old PC with Windows XP and it had so many problems, the most famous one has to be with the constant 'SEND AN ERROR REPORT" which did jack shit.
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Does sound like a hardware IMHO. I still have a laptop that runs on XP, but it's over ten years old and lots of stuff doesn't work on it any more. Still have it mainly cause it still has the best Word program that came bundled. My kids use for schoolwork and stuff. I use OpenOffice on others. I never had problems with XP until Vista came out. Afterwards, every new Windows update seemed to make things buggier. Turned me into a conspiracy theorist.
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+jerry jenkins Yikes. And I did hear that Vista has horrible glitches, my sister had to deal with it since she had to use it. I use Windows 7 but it isn't that bad.
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Go die in a hole, clippy
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Is this where they got the idea for the Microsoft Hololens?
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chigypt Shared on Google+ · 1 week ago
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wow this guy is napoleon dynamite
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THAT FUCKING PAPERCLIP! 
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there's stupid funny and there's stupid cringy. This was stupid cringy
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what if matrix run on mac?? also linux :v
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At least it wasn't vista
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In TFS Abridge: #19: Murder.EXE Failed Initializing. Would you want to send a Report? #20: NO! DONT SEND A REPORT!!! #19: Sending Report. #20: SON OF A WH*RE!!!! Those who watched the episode know what im talking about XD
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it actually took me 15 mins to setup pppoe, in ubuntu 7.10
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So what did it mean at the end with UPANTU
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UBUNTU is a GNU/Linux based operating system, and it's quite different from Windows: probably it's less user friendly, but better in many ways, for example it's more secure from virus/malware. And it's FREE and open source...try it!
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Lmaoo, what about if it runs on Linux
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i really dont understand what you people bitch about... up until 4 months ago, i've been using xp since it came out... in that time, i did not have more than 10 blue deaths, it ran fast, given that i kept it neat (fyi, it works the same way with every other OS.. the more places the system has to look, the slower it will be) and i rarely froze the thing.. even when it did freeze, it was hardware error.. then i had to get win7 cuz everything needs win7 at least nowadays... fucking bastards... in that 4 months i've had win 7, i've had at least 30 blue deaths, and more freezes than i had with win xp in a year... xp was an still is the best fucking OS made...
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better than the original
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vlad deprish Shared on Google+ · 2 weeks ago
Funny parody about Australian film "Matrix"
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At 00:55 when morpheus said freeze the video stopped.....
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The Matrix came out before Windows XP.
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Ubuntu is better than windows, no virus problems
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+Gerk Records Yes but another fact remains is that about 80% of the worlds web servers run Linux.And they are a much more valuable target than desktops.However Linux is still secure.
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oh man you're an idiot
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Very funny, well produced and free. What an excellent trinity, thanks.
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Why they had to blame cyper bit tormenting movies
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This is the video that got me into collegehumor
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Fake Indian Microsoft support hahaha
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you got it all wrong its vista not xp,xp was good R.I.P. xp you were good and my first operating system
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DAMN U BILL DAMN U TO DIGITAL HELL!
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Who would dislike this? It can't be Steve Jobs
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Only xp users would know :)
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Sooner running windows vista
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he needs to upgrade from windows me to 8
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I hate college humor such ignorant trolls! They are just jealous that XP is immensely popular and they are just insignificant twerps that discriminate against Windows.
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+Jim Dayton  What a petty thing to get angry about, you do realise there are more important things in the world than which operating system is the worst?
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i still use xp... the only blue screens i've ever seen have been due to buggy drivers or broken hardware. it's the actual truth of it. apple's more integrated approach is maybe better in terms of minimizing points of failure, whereas linux driver support remains largely hopeless. but, you have to consider a trade-off in price and customization. the key thing is this, though: if you get compatible hardware from respectable vendors, the bluescreens really don't happen. when they do, it's because the hardware manufacturers didn't create drivers that work properly in the system, and you can't really blame microsoft for it. you just have to do that research.
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+Straffe_Hendrick that's what i'm saying - i will probably stick with xp until i feel i need more ram. and that's probably years into the future. even so, i'll probably end up dual booting into 32-bit xp due to the hardware. i mean, even if i end up upgrading the hardware one day i'm not going to discard the old devices... i built this thing myself in 2007; i dropped quite a bit of cash into it, because i expected it to last at least ten years. it's a 64-bit chip and the board can take 8 gb, but, like i say,  there's no 64-bit drivers and i like my image. people actually laughed at me. "you'll upgrade in two years.". but i haven't. and all i've lost in that period is one of the four hard drives. like i say: it's going to be the ram, eventually. and it could be another ten years...
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and....i'll still be running xp, even if i upgrade the music pc, because i've got it running on my old pc that just sends a youtube signal to my tv, which is from the 90s (those quantum fireballs don't die. there's a 20 gb hard drive in it. it still spins. it belongs in a museum.) and can't run anything newer than xp. if that drive goes one day, i have every intention to hit a pawn shop and find another one just so i can put xp back on it...
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hahaha cypher downloads a lot of bit torrent movies this was hilarious
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How dare you mock Windows XP you savages!! Good day to you Sir!
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