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Dire Consequences: Hot Pepper Improv

by CollegeHumor • 212,225 views

PARKS AND REC BLOOPERS http://bit.ly/IWJ5rb LIKE us on: http://www.facebook.com/collegehumor Kevin or Murph must eat a habanero chili and perform live comedy. Whoever loses, the audience wins. See...

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You're supposed to use your pinky finger only.
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Classic New Jersey move.
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Lol I can eat those. But ghost pepper was horrible lol. Might not do that again.
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I would willingly eat the pepper, I cook with habeneros all the time.
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brian murphy is a real piece of shit
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The more videos I see Murph in, the more I'm convinced that he is a real piece of fucking shit. I wouldn't want to associate with him or anybody like him. Its a shame. I gave him a chance, but he disgusts me. Its bad enough now, that I don't want to watch a video with him in it. In regards to this video, Murph is a dishonourable, cheating prick. Cheating kinda defeats the point of "dire consequences". Its cowardly, and by cheating he is saying he isn't willing to take the consequences. This isn't the first one he's cheated in either. They should just rename the series "Murph fucks Kevin over". Kevin seems like a good guy, so it makes me feel even worse for him that he has to work with Murph, even though he probably doesn't mind it and they're probably pretty good friends.
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+Beachedwhail I did read your entire comment. I just happen to disagree. You think that you can't express disdain for another human being without being calm? That sounds like projection. Most people are able to stay calm whilst explaining their dislike for others. You also seem to think that somebody can't change their opinion in a 6 month period. This is wrong. You don't know what my opinion is now, since all I have done is explain what my opinion was at the time of the original comment. My opinion back then was this: The character that Murph usually plays is a dislikable character, at least to me. The personality that I see Murph express OUTSIDE of comedic sketches is an unlikeable one, at least to me.  I then went on to, separately (in a different paragraph) explain my dislike for the character that Murph was playing in the video. Since that time, I've had people try to merge the dislike I have for Murph as a character, and Murph as a person, and after merging them try to call me out for bullshit. That is attacking a straw man representation of me. Then it is claimed that I'm somehow raging, with "calm the fuck down", when if you take a moment to read my comment in an objective manner, you'll see I used no language indicative of somebody who is extremely angry. I swore, yes, but I swear when I'm extremely happy too, so that means nothing. Equally, I have stated that I'm not interested in continuing a discussion on this: my opinion is my opinion. If I had engaged in intellectual dishonesty, I would think that it would make sense for people to call me out, but I didn't. I expressed two opinions at the same time. You seem to think that simply stating that I'm not interested in continuing this discussion is me attempting to make an argument. It is not. I'm just tired of being misrepresented over an opinion I expressed 6 months ago.  You like Murph? You like the characters he plays? Great! I'm not trying to take that away from you! You can jump up and down screaming "I LOVE YOU MURPH" with a picture of his face draped over you for all I care. I honestly don't care if you like him or not. I simply expressed my opinion that I don't. If the responses had been "I disagree with your opinion." I wouldn't have cared, but instead I've been misrepresented at every turn. I bet that you'll have read this with some odd angry voice in your head, but I'll give you some information. Halfway through writing this reply, I had my blood pressure taken (currently in a physical rehab centre), and my BPM was 97. My normal BPM is 112~. I don't feel angry, I'm actually in a pretty good mood. Looks like you can disagree with somebody, express dislike or disdain towards people or their actions, and write a long response to it, without being or acting pissed off. That enough of a response to your comment for you? Now, if you wouldn't mind, I'm tired of having to respond to a 6 month old thread. Please, feel free to express your opinion of Murph (good or bad), and then leave me alone. Thank you. Sorry for the long response.
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I have some Moruga Trinidad Scorpion pepper.  Better than Habenero
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I love how that guy looks like Bob Ross, Art Garfunkel, and Malcom Gladwell all at once. 
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Sold out meaning people paid to see this, I guess thats the punchline.
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wow lol at the end he looks like a hobo that lives across the street
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"I hope you had as much fun as my guts are on fire"
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My favorite thing to do when i eat sumthing spicy is Soda and and some plain mustard..WORKS WONDERS FOR ME
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Ok CollegeHumor does awesome sketches, but this is terrible improv. Granted I only saw little clips. I hope the whole show wasn't just questions and pimping. BAAD
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he should have soaked the bread in habanero hot sauce
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I think the both of you should have ate the pepper not just one of you guys
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9/10 people who say that can't back it. Unless you lost the majority of your nerve sensitivity in your mouth (like me), you should just shut up. Come down to New Mexico and say that to my face. I amaze the chile farmers in Hatch, the chile capital of the world.
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that's not even hot enough! do it with pure capsaicin!
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Now do it with a ghost chili...
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Dammit, I want a beard like that. I can grow one, the only problem is that I need to be clean shaven at my job.
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the lady in the advertisement is extremely akward -___- but sorta funny xD
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true, but he probably needs to be able to function at least somewhat. Not just rushing to the bathroom
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psh do that with a ghost pepper...then make a video
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You just pour ketchup in your mouth. Instant relief
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guy that won is a dick... jack ass
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Umm, its all one...Im confused on why 152 people dont understand normal human facial hair..
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Probably the only thing worth watching on CH now.
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I briefly considered watching that enormous ad out of curiosity.
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wtf? habaneros aren't even that hot; they're delicious!
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amir already did... check out amirvalerie's channel...
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A habanero? That's like nothing
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Her name is Emily, she's in alot of recent harly working.
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I want to plant seeds in his hair and see if they would grow.
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Yeah, I did mean that, actually. But even with the mistake, people voted it up for some reason. No idea why.
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Well, he DID have to stay on stage for 10-15min, so Ghost was not an option. They would have to carry him outa there.
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Dude, for the sake of mankind, please shave the beard and get a haircut. Starting to look like tom hanks in castaway..
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Get two guys to build giant model ships, then flip a coin to see who has to tow theirs behind a speed boat.
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i know you can find it on the college humor site :D
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they broke so many improv rules it hurts
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"I hope you had as much fun as my guts are on fire." Hahaha what?
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Awww! Poor Kevin!! I love him so much ;)
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just shoving bread in his face at the end lol
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i ve heard mustard and ketchup helps
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I personally think Murph should have to do the next one just for his douche move on the wish bone. XD
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habenero OOOH BIG DEAL. i'll eat any fucking pepper in the WORLD and do better than ya'll pussies
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@thakar98 no the ghost pepper is the hottest but those still are pretty damn hot especially for someone who dosent have alot of spicy food.
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The 11 minute ad was waaaayyyy better than whatever that was.
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tbf its the seeds that hurt not the flesh of the pepper
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Carbon dioxide physically stimulates your taste buds making it worse. Ethanol chemically stimulates them, drawing more blood into your tongue and thus make it more sensitive, but at the same time it does decompose capsaicine. So it makes the feeling worse for a while but then makes it go away completely.
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lol try again, it has similar effects to carbon dioxide so it makes the feeling worse.
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Kevin has lost almost all of the Dire Consequences
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1 Habenero isn't even that spicy. Most hot buffalo wings are spicier than a habenero.
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Now, I wonder who are better frenemies: Murph and Kevin, or Jake and Amir.
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MOAR DIRE CONSEQUENCES!! It's awesome!!! :D
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That could kill him. Besides most white folk can hardly handle a jalepeno. lol
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always with the cheating. Fucking Murph..
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does he realize he looks like a caveman?
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what would happen if they both had their thumbs on it?
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this reminds me of kenny vs spenny for some reason
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this is one of the best series with troopers and what would kevin do for ricky's money. they should make more.
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The toyota ad, where 10 minutes of it is the woman awkwardly talking to you in her car.
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Actually no your wrong a Habenero pepper scores between 100,000 and 350,000 on the scoville scale, for perspective a jalapeno pepper scores at only 3,500 to 8,000. Seeing as jalapenos are spicier then some (Not all) people can handle, multiplying that by ten is nothing to shake a stick at.
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Thumbs up if you watched the ad XD
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Haha! Why isn't there more likes?!
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Murph started to cheat after he lost the first challenge.
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