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BEST ONE LINER JOKES

by theDOMINICshow • 2,595,292 views

like/fav? http://www.twitter.com/d_trix http://www.facebook.com/thedominicshow Chester: http://www.youtube.com/chestersee Justin: http://www.youtube.com/justinjameshughes

My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime Ban from the zoo
A fshhh ahahahahahahahaha
That moment that he said "I'm bleeding!" and then the other friend be like "I'm bleeding? THAT WHAT SHE SAID!" Ahahahah
Oh my gosh…they mentioned the joke about chicken nuggets…and then an ad for chicken meatballs came up…! They're onto us!
Is it bad that i find those jokes funny?
man, Justin almost flew into the TV O.O
press 1, 3, 5, 7 (as a dirty reference), and 9 to finish it off
I just died laughing, that means a good night :D
He should've not had hung out with them
Oh my gosh this is my new favorite video of yours. My sister and I were crying, we were laughing so hrd. 😂😂
Wtf did I just watch... LOOOOOL
Did Chester just pee on Doms shoes? :D
Did anyone think that the third guy was Anthony Padilla at first?
WHY THE F**K DID THEY KILL THE GUYS
If you class this as funny I have no sense of humour...
What's long and hard and has cum in it? 
Your mother's tong :D
The longest word in English dictionary is ; Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. 
loll no blood when he died and no holes of the bullets.
2:51 d-trix  looks like Sherlock
wtf ridiculous funny lol
Daniella A Shared on Google+ · 8 months ago
I LOVE IT SO FUNNY BUT ITS FAKE
+Ikbenhetdatweetje your pic goes great with your comment
CHESTERRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
did anyone noticed that one of those liner  jokes were from the amazing world of gumball
haha I see I remember that joke! I'm such an immature teenager facepalms oh well grabs a tub of ice cream and some pocky and goes watch Adventure Time
I forgot all about this
You guys drunk or something?
+Instant.Michael im with instant too because bullies are fuck faces
Did they Actually Pull their Pants Down at 2:41
Simon Dyer Shared on Google+ · 4 months ago
Did anybody else catch that "rape whistle" joke??? Hahaha
Here's some more: * Dwarfs and midgets have very little in common. * I started a band called 999 Megabytes — we haven’t gotten a gig yet. * Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippie? Because he was too far out man! * What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public? A private tooter.
Wtf they killed their friend
Look at the tv when there shooting him
I'm chocking on my sandwich
Iwas looking at that one direction thing when I relised...hes grabbing his boob. then i checked...the original album cover is no different...:0
GET SOME MICS ! pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase _
There was no reflection of the camera in the tv.
THAT WAS AWESOME1 !!!!!!!!!
What do prisoners use to contact each other in prison and then he says cellphones
no not him the other guy
ur the best youtube u made my day :)
LMFAO, im dying :")
lol this is funny as hell loved it (:
I was laughing soo hard and then i stopped at the end
Poor guy in the yellow cap R.I.P
YOU GUYS MERDERD SOMEBODY
Well that escalated quickly.
This is the first video I watched from this channel that I really didn't like. I don't get it...all this violence is funny? Disappointed, Dominic
It was supposed to be humorous.
Ну вы тупорылые, теперь точно убедился. Спасибо, уёбки!
The first few words...personally my favorite!
i liked the cellphone, spoiled milk and im bleeding joke :D
What the... What... What did I just watch.
He should have just stayed in that room
Chester's laugh is adorable!!!!
Wtf did i just watch but i cant stop smiling
Here's one: What's a tenor's favorite dream about? High C!
i liked the cellphone, spoiled milk and im bleeding joke :D
She said anything you say can and will be used against you and I was all like BOOBIES
what's the point of this video
Never mix drugs and jokes
what's with the guy in the back?
what do call a joke with no words to describe it?...................................................
Did they have to put that One Direction pic? Srsly.
I would have left after the chester pushed me.
When Chester punched the guy in the back I started dying
first videos i saw<3 i fell in love since that
ahhh you can always count on your friends to piss on your grave after they kill you...
I hope that the punching was fake..
u can see the camera stand in the reflection of the TV
I feel sad that he hasn't been in any of the new videos :(
I was taking a shit while watching this
"idk a rape whistle" I DIED LAUGHING! XD
luke Brassard Shared on Google+ · 1 year ago
Check out this video on YouTube:
mahi singh Shared on Google+ · 1 year ago
Heer Ludwig Shared on Google+ · 1 year ago
+Jack Brown  ,...this is you and all the other guys in 11H =_= WHY DID THE MAN HAVE HIS EYES CLOSED!!?!?! xD
because he was thinking of a MIX TAPE!!!! LMFAO xD
bwahahahhaahhahahahahahahha xD no cuz he was wondering how animals eat their food xD
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