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Jizz In My Pants

by thelonelyisland • 144,530,476 views

http://Itunes.com/thelonelyisland The first single from The Lonely Island's debut album "INCREDIBAD". In stores 02/10/2009. Video features guest appearances by Molly Sims, Jamie Lynn Sigler, and...

After watching the Star Wars 7 teaser..
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+NDSLover350 after seeing the new mega man game and i...
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thanks for spoiling Sixth Sense
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+Dejis Neighbour See that correct grammar and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS.
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XD this song is amazing. I've listened to it at least 500 times Amazing.
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"As I recall it was a horror film" gets me every time
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+Nexures because when he says he's going to a horror film, that's what the venue actually says, not an actual title of a movie.
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LOL, I remember watching this when I was 8 xD I thought jizz was pee. Aha good times.
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+Al3x nuss lol same and i thought it was poop
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like if watching with your eyes
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I'm watching with my butthole
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To be honest, the end of The Sixth Sense was jizzworthy.
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+Davis Moniz look up dummy, i gave the reason and the sources, you know they track each countries standings in education and test scores, do you have access to google, do you know how to type, if not then get someone to type for you and you can check yourself, ive listed the US standings in an earlier post but you can check for yourself, or like i said get a grown up to help you
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I was listening to this in the school library and my headphones came unplugged
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+Nick Evanson Then everyone in the room jizzed in their pants?
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It's a funny song but with other lyrics it would be a great song ^^
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I watched this video and I Jizz in my pants I subscribed to the channel and I *Jizz in my pants* I liked the video and I *Jizz in my pants* I drank water and I *Jizz in my pants* I questioned the song and I *Jizz in my pants* I questioned the viewcount and I *Jizz in my pants* I questioned google+ and I *Jizz in my pants* I jizzed in my pants and I *Jizz in my pants* I question life and I *Jizz in my pants* I masturbated and I *Jizz in my pants* I type this comment for no reason just to see how I can make anything funny by adding Jizz in my pants in it but it is way to repetetive so it is starting to get annoying... ...and I *Jizz in my pants*
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After I walked my fish I .. jizzed in my pants
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I watch this video on my iphone 5 and I...
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+Dreckiger Dan spongebob was not invented when i was a child, is my childhood also crap?
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Lol What the heck... Way too funny
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+Abby Loni Pearl​ Yes it is kisses tuao 💜 💋 💙 💋 💜 fab post to Luis
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+Bruce L.k yes it's the best I've seen in a while. .kisses tuao 💜💋💜💋
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Who sets their alarm for 6:34?
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About to comment... Then I jizzed in my pants
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That was so bad it gave me cancer...
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+DivineDuckie the doctor told me I was diagnosed with cancer and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS.
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Like if your watching in 2015
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and you though you sailed to the indies
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Isnt't the cashier Sopranos daughter?
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Bullshit, Bruce Willis was dead at the beginning of the Sixth Sense
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last week i soar a film as i recall it was a horror film..lol
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+Daniel da Costa Silva pewdie pie wasn't famous when this don't camp out I 2008...
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My dog peed on my bed and I . . .
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Austin Chee Shared on Google+ · 5 months ago
By one of my favorite bands of all times, The Lonely Island.
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+Austin Chee don't you mean stifles a giggle Jizz 
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Ash Lamia Shared on Google+ · 2 weeks ago
+Vane Malik Nah man, forget about that vain song.. now THIS is your theme.
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Fark you!! Bursts out laughing. Dick in a box is more my jam.
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oh you'll love this next one.
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why the fuck is this in a rock afire explosion playlist?
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im 7 yers olld what dos jizz mean?
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Meadow Soprano at 00:54. Never noticed before. Lol
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Well im going to Go jerk my cucumber
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I saw the circling Age of Ultron fight shot to stop Ultron dropping the city... and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS!!!!
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The one blond girl is really,not good lookin at all.....but the cash register brunette is hotter then hell
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The lonely island and Ninja sex party needs to do a collab
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+Classy Slenderman then people would really be jizzing in their pants! XD
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+supergamer985 what you did there.... i see it
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((I love this song. This is the best ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Don't tell your friends or I'll call you a slut it wasn't my fault you were touching my butt 😂 best part
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When your crush says hi...
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i think that janitor is Justin Timberlake. Cant be sure though...
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+DyingSaint Actually it's just Justin Timberlake in disguise with a wig and a lot of make-up!
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+DyingSaint this video is from 2008....
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No... It's Shark Testa
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I watch happy tree friends and I, JIZZ IN MY PANTS.
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I watch south park and hear a racist joke and I, JIZZ IN MY PANTS
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I went to the court, slam dunked, AND I....
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2015 and i'm still jizzing in my pants
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I'm a fetus what does jizz mean?
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It means sperm... very awkward
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Is it just me or does the end of the song sound like an eminem song
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it came to the point wen it just saids I juzz in my pants
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they should make a sequel: jizz in my parents
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I'm going to pretend I didn't just read that.
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Is the cashier at the grocery store meadow soprano?
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Me: Were going to need a clean up on isle 3 Janitor: fuck not this guy again
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buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuullshit song, how in the world of flying majestic fucks did this get 100mil views+ ommmaaagaud miracles happen. JonLajoie- Show me Your Genitals (thats a better song)
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Wait, that's Jake Peralta
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28,548 people have never jizzed in a woman.
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from show me your genitals, too jiz in my pants. Youtube knows the score! ~~~~~D
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i played five nights in anime and i jizzed in my pants
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After the Fallout 4 countdown was over
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1:09 is that Justin Timberlake?
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marctucker36 Shared on Google+ · 6 days ago
Check out this video on YouTube:
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This is a amazing song, in bavaria, where i live everyone listens to it, great Song
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every christian has this as their ringtone
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Was Justin Timberlake there as a cleaner o.O
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pizza pizzazz Shared on Google+ · 3 days ago
prejac is NOT a laughing matter
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This is just legendary! I love purposely overly trashy parodythemed songs like this. Is gold
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im 1 year old what dos jizz mean? ._.
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+Quantum Gaming Skills It's something you drink using a straw.
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+Quantum Gaming Skills Adding a Lemon slice is optional too ;)
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"One more thing, I'll pay by check" - gets me every time
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some would say thats a plus
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well, great song. it almost made me jizz in my pantz.
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I just ate a grape
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Simply A Block-Head !
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Meadow Soprano is stupid hot.
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....does no one else notice how at 1:09 the dude looks like pewdiepie/Felix? Am I the only one?
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I'm a sperm what's the jazz?
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I love him I still listen to all his songs one day I will marry you😍😍😘😂💯💪🏽
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And I jizzed I my pants like a boss
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Have they made another one called "came on my crotch"?
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Brooklyn Nine‑Nine brought me here xD
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+TheRagingGamer You have to say it the other way round. This guy is also producing Brooklyn Nine Nine. (at least I assume a huge contribution because the show feels like a really long The Lonely Island clip). Andy Samberg.
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I love their 80s band british accents. lmaoooo
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Saw Fallout 4 Trailer and I...
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wow 2:30 of epic fail lyrics to get over 140.000.000 views....i should try to write such shit to
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+Grant Dvorak this was way before pewdiepie was even thought of
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Still awesome after all this time. Also Jorma Taccone "jizz" reactions was always more funny to me than Andys. His actually seems like hes doing it verses andys which looks like hes just making weird faces. Both are still funny though.
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Very amazing chosen Jews :) porn is great.
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this is so fucking crap
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+John ladd Look up the word "parody" this song is a parody and it's suppose to be meaningful.
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Pretty much Jizz means pea
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+Jonathan Quintyne Jizz is a slang term for semen, or ejaculation.
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Is this the person who Plays jake perolta in Brooklyn 99
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I've seen A Horror Film. It was alright.
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+madashell1200 Alright? It was the greatest thing to ever come out of that Lars von Trier / Uwe Boll / Frederico Fellini collaboration series, you pleb.
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+Alp Tigin Not that one! I meant the Tommy Wiseau remake.
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Thx for spoiling sixth sense jerks.
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I was walking across the street and she stepped on the ground next to me, it was certainly ecstasy and I.. jizzed in my pants.
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+Mikale J. Last night I was lying there sleeping peacefully on my back, I woke up early with a wet spot, I must have... Jizzed in my pants.
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+Mikale J. I often wonder what causes me to Jizz in my pants, when I Jizz in my pants.
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