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The 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time

by hh1edits • 26,983,150 views

Part 1/2. List of films found here: http://www.pajiba.com/guides/the-100-greatest-movie-insults-of-all-time-the-video.php For the sequel... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHWEZ_IjcSk

1. do you need a license to be that ugly 2. welcome to the ugly contest sorry no professionals 3. your so fat that you can feed the people of united states 4. hey some where there's a village that is looking for it's idiot you better go back 5. your so fat that a snail can be faster than you 6. there is a new store called the life store you better go to the store and buy a life 7. you are so fat that when you swim you drowned like a rock 8. after i post this comment you guys will act like complete showoffs trying to insult me with retarded insults goodbye
+mkj judaibi bitch means woman i'm not dumb i'm not a kid now stop being mean
Wow dudes calm down and enjoy the video, you get some really pointless arguing on here, haha.
The whole first half of "Full Metal Jacket" could be on here.
"You're so ugly you could be a modern day art piece" "i dont like the name Lawrence, only faggots and sailoes are named lawrence" "i do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers, here you are all equally worthless".. Its endless
+Lurch Murphy "I am going to gouge out your eyeballs and SKULLFUCK YOU"
6:45 "cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is!" 
And you my friend are a stuck up, sadistic, shit-eating, cock-sucking, butt-fucking, nazi-loving, child-touching, semen-drinking, piss-swimming, uncircumcised, dog-raping, penis-smelling, big-nosed asshole.  
Here's the list 0'00 - Roxanne, Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the Desert, Gleaming the Cube, The Princess Bride, A Fish Called Wanda, Star Wars, The Wizard of Oz, Casino, Three Amigos, A Clockwork Orange 1'05 - Dolemite, Glengarry Glen Ross, Bad Santa, The Witches of Eastwick, The Big Lebowski, In Bruges, Full Metal Jacket, There Will Be Blood 2'05 - Toy Story, Casablanca, Encino Man, The Women, Predator, Army of Darkness, They Live, Uncle Buck, Big Trouble in Little China, New Jack City, Billy Madison 3'00 - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, The Departed, Carlito's Way, In the Loop, Glengarry Glen Ross, Stand By Me, Grosse Pointe Blank, Duck Soup, Caddyshack, Planes Trains & Automobiles 4'00 - South Park, Napoleon Dynamite, Mean Girls, The Breakfast Club, As Good as It Gets, The 6th Day, Step Brothers, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Full Metal Jacket, City Slickers, Road House, True Grit, Shot Circuit 5'00 - Raging Bull, The Usual Suspects, Snatch, Caddyshack, The Last Boy Scout, Ghostbusters, The Sandlot, As Good as It Gets 6'00 - 48 Hrs, In Bruges, Silver Streak, Glengarry Glen Ross, A Fish Called Wanda, Goodfellas, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, The Mist, Trading Places 7'00 - The Warriors, Point Break, Gangs of New York, Reservoir Dogs, The Breakfast Club, The Cowboys, Full Metal Jacket, Dodgeball, Donnie Darko, Scarface, The Good the Bad and the Ugly 8'00 - Anchorman, Tropic Thunder, Sexy Beast, In the Loop, Get Shorty, Blazing Saddles, The Way of the Gun, Blade: Trinity, Clerks, The Boondock Saints, The Exorcist, What About Bob?, Weird Science 9'00 - Con Air, True Romance, In the Loop, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Lake Placid, The Front, Gone with the Wind
"You cock juggling, thunder cunt!"  That is such art.
AND THE OSCAR GOES TO... KIP FOR "your mom goes to college"
+Jimmy Conway '' It's just how (is sounded like)'' <- Perfect English.. xD
+Noti HAHA.... thanks man ;-) Glad you get it XD
Don't mind me. I'm just taking notes. Lol.
"Hey laser lips your mama was a snowblower"  gets me every time.
Hey laser-lips! Your mother was a snowblower!
"I'm gonna put a bullet hole in your fuckin forehead and I'm gonna fuck the Brain hole" hahaha
"I'm so glad your momma died giving birth. If she'd seen you, she'd have died of shame."
Kids these days could take some lessons from this.
One great new insult is from the movie whiplash, when J.K Simmons says to one of his brass players 'that's not your boyfriend's dick don't come too early'.
What movie is that crazy british guy in at 8:19?
In Bruges I can definitely recommend it alongside Seven Psychos.
"SIT your 5 dolla ass down before I decide to make change!" God that's hilarious.
The 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time: http://youtu.be/PSEYXWmEse8
Yes it's true..... This man has no dick.
Half of in the loop should be in here, - Malcom Tucker- you get sarcastic with me again i will stuff so much cotton wool down your f*cking throat it will come out of your arse like the tail of the playboy bunny -You know if i could i'd f*cking punch you into paralysis
4:44 what did the actor in hat say?
I crap bigger than you
"Like I'm gonna put a fuckin bullet in your forehead and FUCK the brain hole" and "Hey laser lips, you're mother was a snowblower" always make me laugh
The Caddy Shack one just makes me want to watch the whole film!
Montato Mica solo i film americani hanno fatto gli insulti migliori bha😒
Stephen Mason Shared on Google+ · 2 months ago
je ne comprends rien c'est trop chiant
sit your 5 dollar ass down before i make change best one!
Man, I was hoping the name calling scene from Hook would be in here
I was waiting for that! Best exchange of insults in the history of film.
it's in the second part
joe pesci is awesome at delivering insults
Now I want to watch Ghostbusters, Sandlot, and all that good shit
J.K. Simmons in Whiplash could make a fourth of this video (if there was a new version)
8:29 OMG HOWLING "Indegenate TWAT." Or whatever he says hahahaha
you are a boring F**cunt
10-71, 10-71. Shots fired1! Officer in need of assistance!
Is That true... Yes....this man has no dick!!!!! 😂
Upvote for the awesome ending.
South Park is not a movie.
+TonyTheTiger1516 I was unaware that South Park made a movie. I am now more depressed as a result of that knowledge.
It usually has some complex and well purposes meanings to its episodes, but it's jokes are too obscene for many to notice.
Dany Saadia Shared on Google+ · 1 month ago
La lista en México sería: "Wey pero wey wey, no seas cabrón, cabrón"
"Sit your 5 dollar ass down before I make change" Beautiful 
That is such an insult I'd hear from a white person Lol 3:33
Also i didnt know Willly Wonka could swear 6:11
"Now just a minute, you pompous old windbag!" "You most certainly did not, you pompous paraph-headed peabrain!" "En guard, you overgrown pocket watch!" "Don't be a spineless no-good nincompoop." "That shiftless, stupid jungle bum." "You...you mongrel!" "Now you quit playin' around and do your job, you four-legged python." "Silly serpent." "You bungling blockhead!"
"You would need three promotions to get to be an asshole." Christopher Walken in Biloxi Blues.
Fuck You <--- greatest insult ever ....
Telling someone that they play ball like a girl has to be one of the easily clean insults there ever was. I like it
What no ill rip your heart out of your chest and make you eat it
I stole my neighbors cat and ate it for breakfast. All cats deserve to be eaten. They're actually pretty tasty. 
whats the movie or show at 3:20?
I'm deffinetly useing "you should go make a clone of yourself so u can go fuck yourself" XD
5:01. Priceless - asking, "You got that?" is what makes it.
These are so awesome. Amazing acting & writing!
I'd give a fuck, but I already gave it to your Mom last night.
awesome job mr harry
What movie is it from ? 0:58
That's a young Malcolm McDowell from A Clockwork Orange.  Great flick if you appreciate a somewhat sophisticated British sense of humor.....and appreciate Beethoven.
LMAO, 1:20 is the kind of insult that I would give to someone, 6:08 gets me EVERY SINGLE TIME, and 8:20 absolutely hilarious!
To think that the last insult was extremely controversial during its time.
"I will kill you until you die from it " Hot Shots! Part Deux
what movies were theses?
I love this. "You stuck up, half witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder!!! "
OMG Tiny Kiefer Sutherland at 3:32 what movie is that??!
I used to fuck guys like you in prison I have used that one from time to time
With the only difference that you were the one getting fucked... Lol
how would you like suck my balls lolx
The last 2 just had me dying
1O MORE MINUTES!!!!!! pls
Scientificly? Fuc it
Frankly my dear.. I don't givea damm. Classic 
Some great movies on here. You could make a whole list featuring Pesci.
You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids!
"Where shall I go, what shall I do?" "Frankly my dear I don't give a damn" Best final words. 
I will fuck start your head priceless
What about predator 2 and predators
New favorite insult is "spunk bubble". XD 8:13
Ralph H. Shared on Google+ · 4 months ago
soll sich gerade niemand persönlich angesprochen fühlen oder so. bis auf die, die es sich verdient haben ;)
come on, Ferris Bueller.hahahaha
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you forgot motherfucking titty sucking two balled bitch from paul
new favorite insult 2:42 sit you 5 dollar ass downXD
+Anime Sucks I don't know about anyone else here but for me, you're somewhere between a cockroach and that white stuff that accumulates at the corner of your mouth when you're really thirsty.
My, Doctor, such language!
What about Donnie Darko, Donnie: You are such a " Fuck ass" and Elizabeth: Oh, yeah you can "suck a fuck", Donnie: Tell me Elizabeth how does one "suck a fuck".
Then what Donnie says later in the movie is " I think your the fucking Antichrist" to the motivational speaker.
Donnie Darko, imo one of the greatest films ever.
Where's the line from hook? Pan versus rufio!
What is this british movie with the guy who is always being so.... unfriendly.... I've seen clips of it all over the place, the guy just yelling, raging fits, swearing, all on and on. He's at 6:06, and if i'm right (not the best at faces) he's in several other places.
In Bruges. It's awesome.
2:48 - 3:00  What is the name of the movie??
+fdafewafewa  I don't know. I guess its because I've lived under a rock for half my life.
+fdafewafewa How do you not know that he doesn't know???
Guys please tell me the title of the movie at 03:30 - 03:35 ... the one with the two kids... Thanks ..
+Wes Croft thank you very much... I'm watching it tonight :)
That's a very young River Phoenix and Kiefer Sutherland from the Steven King inspired Stand By Me.
What's the movie with Alec Baldwin and Ed Harris?
where is I fart in your general direction, your mother is a hampster and your smells of elderberries
sorry I re watchded the video and found it
I have 2 words to say for this video. SHOTS FIRED
2:48 i wonder what he said xD
It's in Billy Madison. He's asked about the influence of the industrial revolution on literature, and he starts rambling about "The Puppy Who Lost His Way". I've just linked that insult to a person who wrote an incredibly stupid comment :)
I hear these same lines every day from my fans. It's called tough love.
You know, if we traded in every single explosions in all the movies you had some part into bricks, there would be enough to build a shelter for the homeless so maybe your mother could get a place to sleep tonight. 
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