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MINE TURTLE (asdfmovie song)

by TomSka • 19,294,897 views

Wear the t-shirt! http://sharkrobot.com/asdfmovie Download the song! http://bit.ly/mine_turtle1 Animated by Ben 'Wonchop' Smallman (http://youtube.com/wonchopanimation) Music by Todd...

Am I a mine turtle? And how am I supposed to know if I am? I think I need a doctor...
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+Scapegoat Comics Thank you, I understand that this is a "troll" at it's finest. But, it's hard to let these people stroll on by without a taste of a thought-out comeback.
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And it's that level of eloquence which will halt any intelligible issue.
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So that's how the dinosaurs became extinct...
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+Garet McKenna yes you are. just keep believing.
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I'm very offended Tom. My whole family was killed in a car turtle bombing 2 years ago.
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You guys didn't know i litterly just got refund on that right?
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Please tell me that i'm not the only one who finds the mine turtles' "Hello" to be super adorable? Maybe its the innocent derp smile or my love for turtles in general
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YOU SHOULD MAKE A SONG ABOUT MUFFIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm a turtle and I find this offensive. 
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+Aeterno I'm a offensive and i find this turtle.
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How hard is it not to step on a turtle...
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impossible becush there so cute 
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+Mads Krogh Bänsch  why u step on cute things? I have a pet turtle and he just said hello 2 me............ oh wait
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*sings this on the stage with the door open not even knowing* MINE TURTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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hahaha lol . love mine turtle
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Every time the mine turtle explodes I think he regenerates.
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asdfmovie references in this song: Mine Turtle Driving llama Pie flavoured pie Skater kid (Watch out) Gun-toting potato I like trains Desmond the moon bear Throw the cheese Stegosaurus Drunk science He's go a nose There's no dog here Do an internet Pointless button Roll down the stairs Worked in a muffin factory Telephone Vomiting rainbow Total: 18 (I don't really sure)
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WAIT! u missed the one about gullible on the ceiling!
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And the talking moon ^>^
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Helllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooooo Boom
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jonjon r Shared on Google+ · 1 week ago
MINE TURTLE (asdfmovie song): https://youtu.be/DI5_sQ8O-7Y I love this song
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Hello, Mine Turtle.
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Do Mine Turtles Die When they explode?
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Awesome music listen to it
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Well.... i have made a theory..... MINE TURTLES ARE SUPERIOR TO EVERYTHING!!!! .... and they like killing everyone...
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lol still funny 
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Jadyn Himley Shared on Google+ · 1 month ago
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MINE TURTLE: Hallo! :D
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Mir tuen die "Mine-Turtle" leid, sie schauen ganz freundlich tuen niemanden was zu leide...außer jemand tretet auf den Auslöser und BOOOM!!! eine schreckliche art hops zu gehen für so freundliche Wesen...
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Looks like I'm on the fucked up part of youtube again...
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Duuuh, i like turtles :3
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SO MANY REFERENCES!!!
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+Poké-Mart Guy That's your opinion. We like it.
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+Poké-Mart Guy but it's a show that you don't have to watch if you don't want to <:D  THAT'S HOW THE WORLD WORKS :P 
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I have no idea why, but I always assumed it was called 'mein turtle'
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+Donna Tigchelaar I know it was Dutch. I just said that i'm not German so she would know and not mistake me for a German person.
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I think instead of the apatosaurus saying "I am a stegosaurus." he should've said "I am an a-pat-osaurus."
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Well, really, "stegosaurus" means "roof lizard" so, Oh now I get it, when the apatosaurus says "I am a stegosaurus," he's really forming a roof above someone using his foot, and then steps on him instantly after.
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did you relies that near the end its ASDF movie stuff with the mine turtle
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"Technically I'm a tortice." "I am a stegosaurus!" Mine Turtle!
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How the mine turtle got created: At a science convention there was a guy named Tom and he shouted DRUNK SCIENCE!!! And he made the first turtle bomb but then the cops truer to stop it before it could explode Cop: LOOK OUT HE'S GOT A NOSE!!! Bang bang bang bang Cop: oh wait no he doesn't Mine Turtle: Hello!! ATOMIC EXPLOSION POW
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Do you know what happens when u step on a non-mine turtle?
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You kill a soul of an innocent turtle
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Pinky Patel Shared on Google+ · 1 week ago
Asdfmivoe12345678910
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I would put my Mine Turtle in a cage and meke sure there nothing to make him fall on his button. And everyday pass by and ''Hello Mine Turtle.'' And wait for him to say ''Hello!''
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FLASH BACKSSSSS TO ASDFMOVIES!
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Omg are mine turtles real?????
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Of course they are. NO WHAT DO YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN IF THEY WERE REAL? WE'D ALL BE F**** DEAD! 😂
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Can someone give me the bass tabs? Because, i wanna play this in bass!
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TomSka got really fat XD
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That's because he was starving himself, but now he's not.
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+Mecha Noob The reason he has gotten bigger is because he got diagnosed with depression & he said so himself ' food & beer help ' he has been thin-fat throughout his entire life
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I like the turtle mine turtle funny for me  :D
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Finlay Macdonald Shared on Google+ · 3 months ago
If your a fan of ASDF MOVIE the watch this but still even if your not still cool.
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+Sean Murphy don't you understand sacrasm *geez
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🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢hello!🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢
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HEllo BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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unique joseph Shared on Google+ · 2 months ago
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Skylor Great Shared on Google+ · 2 months ago
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acctuly im a tortoise! AND IM A STEGOSAURUS
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Elaine He Shared on Google+ · 2 months ago
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Friend of mine came back from Afghanistan missing his legs, 21 years old. Sure his parents will thank you for belittling the subject of land mines, which still kill thousands of kids, world wide, every year. So, well done, how much money you donating to land mine charities??? And by the way, that spoilt white boy, suburban collage bilge you play, does, in no way sound like ska. Limp, Green Day, Blink 182 wanna be's. And they're proper shite, that the best you can do? And exactly how old are you? You look old enough to be my grand dad. Pathetic.
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Mine turtles are like Creepers in Minecraft
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tomska u tom from eddsworld? also guys go wath eddsworld its perfect
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I think the man that created the first turtle bomb was TomSka... X-)
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Mine turtle approves dis message.
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Mine Twertles are awesome. Look out he's got a nose!
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EVERY BODY DO THE FLOP
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2 WORDS.... stupid as fuck and not funny. wrap your minds around that
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now remember: red: stop   yellow: slow down   green: MINE TURTLE
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Cru3ldormant Shared on Google+ · 2 months ago
+Static Infinity if a mine turtle were to be stepped on by a pony from mlp it would've been more hilarious wouldnt it XD
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MINE TURTLE!  LOVE THIS SONG
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3.900 people stepped on a mine turtle
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Oh look a turtle Noooooooo!!! R.I.P kemewan kinepoway
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make a music video about mr.muffin "Muffin: HEY Joe DO You Want a Muffin?" Joe: No Not Today Mr.Muffin" "Why Wont chu Let Me Die!"
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When you step on a Mine Turtle, they explode. When they explode, you die. When you die, you complain while being dead. When you complain while being dead, you end this comment. When you end this comment, the comment ends. When the comment ends, the comment ends. When the comment ends, the comment ends. When the comment ends, the comment ends.
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in an alternate dimension, the dinossaurs dominated the Earth, and the humans that were alive are all from asdfmovie, but then mine turtle went back in time, destroyed the dinosaurs and saved her world, also creating another dimension, our dimension
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+Princess/Queen pup steps on a mine turtle oh youve gotta be kiddi- BOOOOOM!!!!
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Here comes the airplane.
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I like it caouse its so cute.
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i love it so much you guys should make one of muffin
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How did the turtle at 0:57 explode? nothing pressed the button...
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TheBlueCookie Shared on Google+ · 2 weeks ago
MINE TUTLE (Tom Ska asdf song)
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its awsome mine tutrle hello the mine turtle
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MINE TURTLE FFFFFAAAAAAACCCCCCCEEEEE!
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1:20 this is Juma in an alternate reality 
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And everybody do the flop
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The real reason for the extinction of the dinosaurs.. Thanks mine turtles
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desmond the moon bear song?
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Like if your not logged on.
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☻/☻/ ☻╦╤─ ▂▄▅ /▌ /▌ /▌ ▌ ██▅▃▂       Guess who's back  I███████████████████] ◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙◤    
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+Awesome AJ .Angel   PS: Imaginary Enemy feels like pretty much a something you need good doctor...
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THROW THE CHEEEEESE! Bob explodes because he's allergic
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Most likely song of mine turtle : Hello! .... MINE TURTLE \o/
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