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YouTube doesn’t allow you to choose your own pronouns. If you identify as one of their YouTube approved pronouns then you can list your pronoun. If you identify as anything not on this list YouTube doesn’t respect your rights or whatever. This shall not stand, man. We should be allowed to choose our own pronouns. Not all of us fit under they. Some of us wake up feeling like glorious unidentifiable cosmic entities and the only pronouns that do us justice is your majesty, on a good day. Or Oh not this again when I’ve hit the snooze one too many times. Now I get it, YouTube is trying to keep it simple yeah, but when I can’t list my pronouns as alpha supreme or mystic enigma, they’re disrespecting my identity.  Now I might not be the most important person in the world, maybe even insignificant, but I’m trying to grow my cock. I won’t let them say I didn’t give it my best. But while I have you here I just want you to picture the ridges on the bottom of a bottle on your tongue. It’s my ass.