*CNN finally acknowledged us! They invited us to a cocktail party in the heart of fashionable Manhattan. We ate several small quiches and drank what they claimed was champagne.

Check out the photo here: http://bit.ly/M1wVj


We are Paul and Martin. We created the ZapNewsApp and CNN stole the idea for their own news app. We demand they remove the app from the iTunes App Store and issue a public apology to us, then give us $100,000 and massages. And call our parents and tell them the truth.

Paul and I scraped our pennies together and bought advertising space on our favorite channel, Adult Swim. Now the whole world will know the injustice that CNN and their iPhone app hath wrought upon us.
What are you going to do now CNN? The world is watching! (if theyre watching Adult Swim, that is).
p.s. thank you for all of the support! Some of you have been soo nice (Coutureisforsure, FOR SURE!!!), and others (like you, MonkeyJedi) not so nice, not so nice at all.

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Day 1 - We have contacted CNN to inform them that they stole our idea. We assume they already know, but we want them to know that we know that they know.

Day 2 - Today we sent a fax to CNN demanding they remove their app from the app store. We did not receive a fax back. We think our fax machine might be broken.

Day 3 - We received a fax today, but it was not from CNN. It was just a spam fax. CNN is still ignoring us. Hey CNN, you reading this? Give us a call or a txt.

Day 5 -. Keep ignoring us CNN and we'll keep making slanderous videos.

Day 8 - The phone rang today but we didnt get to it in time. We are pretty sure it was CNN calling to apologize. The caller ID said it was a blocked number.

Day 14 - CNN, Paul is still lactating. How do you feel about what youve done to poor lactating Paul, CNN?