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Cockatoo Kid vs The Hypnotist SlimZj - 163 views - 1 month ago
Sequel to Mardi Gras Massacre. When a hypnotist puts all the worlds greatest heros in a trans, it's up to Cockatoo Kid to find him and stop his crimes. Features the first appearances of Super Fluous and Peacock Girl.
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Charlie Chaplin: A Summer's Day SlimZj - 69 views - 2 months ago
Zachary Hayes plays Charlie Chaplin in this adaptation of Abi LeBlanc's, A Summer's Day with Matt James and Jill Hayes.
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The Internet Economy - An Informative Video SlimZj - 41 views - 2 months ago
Why the Internet is good for the economy. Hosted by Zachary Hayes and Dr. McSexy (from the Zachary Hayes Show),
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Auto-Tune the News #6: Michael Jackson. drugs. Palin. schmoyoho - 20,866 views - 14 hours ago
mp3 available: http://amiestreet.com/music/th e-gregory-brothers/auto-tune-t he-news-number-6/?pytr=gregory brothers
the beat is a lightly remixed version of 100th Sight by Kapluckus (a Gregory Residence band consisting of Constance Waddell, Michael Gregory, Jamie Forrest, Stuart Harrison and Jacob Crigler)--find the original song here:

http://itunes.apple.com/WebObj ects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum? id=287197640&s=143441

Lyrics:

NG: Hey-ohhhh! Congress! Climate change bill! Let's get our debate on--1,2,3

MB:
It is time to stand up and say
We get to choose
We get to choose
It's one of the two
liberty or tyranny

EG: can we please choose something in between? mediocrity?
MG: chastity?
HW: puppetry?
OB: obesity?
JE: marijuanity? pretty please?!

MB: The underlying bill represents the tyranny of the government
It's our choice, what will we choose today?
Will we choose liberty, or will we choose tyranny?

MG: it all depends--who gets to be the tyrant?
SG: I thought this bill was about the climate

NP: Just remember these 4 words
For what this legislation means
Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs
Let's vote for jobs
CC: and jobs
NP: and jobs
CC: don't forget about jobs

Speaker: Those in favor say "aye".
CC: AAAAYYE!
Speaker: Those opposed, "no".

JB:
Hell no! Hell no! Hell noooooooo!!
The fight that we have between the 2 sides of the aisle boils down to one word:
JB: freedom
CC: freedom!
JB: freedom
CC: freedom!
JB: freedom that will allow the American people to live their lives
hell no!
Nano Man: hell no!
JB: hell no!
Nano Man: hell no!
JB: hell noooooooo!
Nano Man: hell no!
That will allow America to flourish, allow jobs to flourish, and allow freedom to flourish!
hell noooooooo!
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SP:
I'm not wired to operate under the same old politics as usual.
With this announcement that I'm not seeking re-election, I've determined that it's best to transfer the authority of governor to Lieutenant Governor Parnell.

RS:
Hey, could she be pregnant?

EG: Pregnant with ideas bout how to run for president!

CW:
Interesting and perhaps successful strategy to win her the presidency.

MG: To win you gotta quit!
EG: To quit you gotta win!
MG: the chips are on the table -
WK: She's really all in.
But it's high risk.

JL:
The people who like her
Are still gonna like her
The people who have doubts about her
Are just gonna have the same doubts
EG: No doubt
JL: Same doubts
MG: SHAWTAYEE
All: Same doubts!

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Couric:
What do you do if you have Tylenol and other medications with acetaminophen?

JE: I take a fistful of pills
and get busy mixin em in my gin

What about Vicodin and Percocet? Will they be banned ultimately?

JE: Not if I can help it!
You know it's unconstitutional
To take away my God-given pharmaceuticals

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BO: I have warned that one day
Michael Jackson would wake up dead
Wake up, wake up dead
Meredith, I had warned everyone--
SG: --He told you so
BO: --one day we're going to have this experience
I feared this day
And here we are
Keith, people often die
for very strange reasons
They wake up dead
Wake up, wake up dead
EG: wakin up
MG: wakin up
BO: wakin up
KC: wakin up
EG: wakin up is a strange reason to diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie
.......whoo!
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scarlet takes a tumble (best version) freshvids123 - 5,829,979 views - 8 months ago
High quality, condensed with slow-mo and subtitles.
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Blue October - Dirt Room LIVE TGUK00 - 93 views - 2 weeks ago
June 24, 2009 - Blue October - 'Dirt Room' @ Hoyt Sherman, Des Moines, IA
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Practicing for my Blue Man act for a party. SlimZj - 2,623 views - 2 years ago
Me (Zach) practicing playing happy birthday but then going off playing random notes. Sorry if the sound doesn't match the movements my cam sucks. My pvc playing isn't so great either but I don't see you doing any better I got an award and $20 for this.
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Dragostea Din Tei Dance Sam and Zach SlimZj - 850 views - 2 years ago
Zach and Sam acting like fools.
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All Hitchhikers Go To Heaven (Lego Short) SlimZj - 1,567 views - 2 years ago
A funny lego video my brother (Miles) and I (Zach) made. Watch close because it moves kinda fast. It's about a hitchhiker who noone will pick up and when someone finally stops to pick up the hitchhiker the guy (with the cowboy hat) crashes and falls out. The hitchhiker takes his hat instead of helping the man. Then the hitchhiker decides to walk and ends up coming across a bunch of ninjas who are fighting to the death. The hitchhiker runs for his life and across the street where a car hits him but he is lucky to fly over the car and survive... but then a cheif runs him over... Good story line eh?
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Channel Comments (15)
catastrofe53 (4 months ago)
Zack! your the fuckin man!!!! I wasnt insulting you, you see, im a fucktard and well....... I can't help it. keep it up though!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
omgnoobkiller (4 months ago)
Hey zach how are you?
catastrofe53 (4 months ago)
IF you are retarded your video's kick ass.
squirrlslikeacorns3 (7 months ago)
do gay guys go to heaven or hell???????????
squirrlslikeacorns3 (7 months ago)
gay guys go to hell... i think, i dont really know
mishimatt (7 months ago)
hysteria syndrome backround for your youtube account.....just think how awesome that'll be...
omgnoobkiller (7 months ago)
hello there
mishimatt (8 months ago)
wow you're slow....i posted that a month ago...anyways background is still boring
mishimatt (9 months ago)
you have a really boring background, make it interesting....like mine!
MackanderShow (10 months ago)
Hey zach!
thanks for your support, and we're just letting you know that we have a new video up, so feel free to check it out!
keep making videos, we very much enjoy watching them!
lots of love,
alex. and mackenzie.
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