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I'm not cynical. Just experienced

If genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration, there were a lot of clever people on the bus this morning

Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you'll have their shoes

Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Don't walk beside me either. Just leave me the hell alone

God was cruel in creating man. He gave us a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to use one at a time

Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.

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