Wild Man Chris - singer-rapper

What THE FUCK YOU looking @?...

Oh... You're looking at my channel?...

Well. Ok... That be cool...

ESPECIALLY if you subscribe...

IF you like my videos, that is...

They say you can attract more bees with honey...

There's just one problem...

Only thing buzzing around my head are SHITLOADS OF FLIES!!!

While between my toes are the shitloads of crushed maggots as I walk alone through this world of pure unadulterated SHIT!!!

The bees have flown off to the greener pastures that THEY'LL NEVER FIND: because overpopulation has EATEN THEM ALL UP!

This old world TODAY, with each and every brand new day, looks AND SMELLS AND TASTES like a mountain of SHIT!!!

You'll get a TRILLION TIMES MORE FLIES with SHIT than you'll EVER GET BEES with honey these days!!!

I think I'll EAT UP THE HONEY!!! Y'all can have what's left of it when it comes back out THE OTHER END!!!

Sounds like I've died and gone to hell. Maybe I can raise so much of THAT when I die I'll just be leaving it behind, you reckon?...

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