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I'm a crazy wannabe filmmaker nerd who loves all things tv and movies.
Name: Matthew
I'm a young man in my 20's.
I love Horror, Art, and Film.
My goal Is to become a filmaker .
As you can probely tell I should lear to spell before I try to write scripts others will see.
I want to make all kinds of film, Horror, Action maybe even Direct porn as CoCo Hitchcok(nick name, Don't ask.).lol
My Influences Are probley George A Romero, Tom savini, KITH, and Clive Barker.
They posses the films and shows that I have the earlyist memories of and on top of that I remember Batman, Brisco county JR, and the flash TV Show SO Superhero things are very neat to me.
I have a few storys about my own heroes that would not have been thought of if not for the man, Adam West.

Music is a Portel to a sceen, when I watch films that are heavly in to music over the action I understand why.
I can hear a colin Hay song and I have a seen play over in my head to the music.
If you watch QT or RR's work you can see that the music inspired them to write and direct.
I'm Single and STD free,lol.
I want to become someone People Wonder about, There is a sad truth that "Artists"
Don't become Famous or infamous till after death, That is my legacy, I want my death(many years from now, at about 115,LOL)to Generate that kind attention.
For people just to go, HE DID WHAT, HE KNEW WHO?
But thats the child like Luthor dream.

I really just want to do what I want, I don't like the 9-5 bull, at the end of the day I want to be able to say "theres my Work!" , The jobs I can get don't have anything like that , I find my self chrushing my soul and it's only about money, I don't care if they whant paper or plastic , of if I need to sweep isle#3, I need resuilts to feel complete.
This rememinds me of the only true realisation I have come to in my short life.
"The Greatist trick the devil ever pulled is convincing the world he does not exist."
And I realize the way he potentially did this is by changing his name.
And that new name is..."Thats the Way it Is!"
BULLSHIT!, Nothing is black in white, well people are but thats not the point!lol
Thats the way it is , is only said by people who have bought in to that "You do this to feed your soul!"BA!
Yeah well I hate Turkey Jerky, Others love it, Do I eat Turkey jerky , NO! Do others, yes, They like it, I do not like it.
The point?, Meaningless jobs are the jerkey, Most of us go to work thinking thats the way it is, NO!
Fuck that We have the power to chance it, Stop Fucking Complaning and Do something about it!
You and All of your co-workers don't like you jobs, Change them, If you do it as hole they can't stop you, I refuse to eat Turkey Jerkey the rest of my life, How about you?
City: St.Peters, Mo
Hometown: Champaign, Ill
Country: United States
Occupation: Loser
Companies: non
Interests and Hobbies: Film, Acting. I have the superpower to Creep out any living thing I come in contact with, Especially when it comes to ladys. I sculpt, It's about the only thing I'm good at. I use to collect toy's and I never throw things away so I still have quite a few Han Solos and g.i.joes in storage. Daydreaming and constinly trying to think up ither new ways to do an old story or to think of a story that at least seems orignal on paper. I say "seems" since I once Thought I had come up with a truly orignal hero, Then I saw Meteor Man, DAMN YOU Robert Townsend!lol And I try to draw, I'm an inch above Stick figures.
Movies and Shows: HA!Tv:Buffy, Angel, Firefly, Sliders, Heroes, Quantum Leap, The Adventures of Brisco County .Jr, JLU, BTAS, STAS, Spaced, Ed, Edd and Eddy,2 Stupid Dogs and a lot of the adult swim line up. Movies can not be lumpted in to the best move ever, they can only be summed up by Genre, so... Horror- Nighmare on Elm Street,New Nightmare, Slither, Doctor Phibes(BOth), Shaun Of The Dead, The Romero Quadrilogy,Night of The Comet And anything else with Zombies(Evil Dead123). Action- Tango and Cash, Escape From NY/LA, Robocop(1,2), Alien1-4, Demolition man, Judge Dread, Tank Girl, and I risk loosing my man card if I don't say Die Hard(3). Comedy- MEL BROOKS!, Brain Donors(Roland T. Flakfizer),Cheech and Chongs body of work, Kevin Smiths work, Jack Blacks too!, The Pick Of Destiny. Romance- The notebook, Chasing amy, Jersy girl, Starman, The Pick Of Destiny, Freeway, Jaws, Kentucky Fried Movie.lol Sci-Fi- Event Horizon, The Philadelphia Experiment, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Explorers, Retroactive, When Worlds Colide,Children Of Men, The Fifth Element, Resident Evil(Even though P.W.S.A iS MISSING THE POINT OF THE GAMES!!!!),The Pick Of Destiny, Back To the Future, Serenity, 12 Mokeys. Fantasy- An Inconvenient Truth, The Never Ending Story, Labyrinth, Sweet Home Alabamma, and Wizard of OZ. Musical- Grease, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Tommy, Head, Once More With Feeling, The Pick Of Destiny, Moulin Rouge. And more to come.
Music: All For the most part.
Books: What's that? My blog http://weker1.tumblr.com/
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IamAlbertWesker| April 25, 2008
yeah that guy is a dick, and have you met IamAlbertWesker? Fuck that guy is a asshole lol jk XDDDD!
Whats up man XD how ya been? ^_^

Wesker
^_^
wulfie13jr| April 25, 2008
Yo, Weker.
Ya dead?
NeloAngelo502| April 21, 2008
Hi. You always have awesome backgrounds.
stonerkid96| April 16, 2008
You are so right about the RE5 Racicam thing
umbrella12| February 25, 2008
hey dude where are you ? XD..lool long time dont talked to you XD
erislaughs| February 21, 2008
I know! exciting right?!
markapsolon| February 09, 2008
thanks for subscribing!
cool and groovy
markapsolon
ChanceEncounters| February 06, 2008
Thanks for the sub!! Our main website/Myspace can be found on my page, if you ever the need to know more info on our latest films/trailers etc cheers ;-)

John
Kaizen63| February 05, 2008
LOL I'm playing NFL Head Coach for the PS2 right now... don't buy it... it's addictive to me as a coach but still annoying as freakin' hell with all the glitches and meaningless tasks! ugh!
weker1| February 04, 2008
wOO HOO!
50!

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