Me doing the V alleterated speech IN FRONT of the Houses of Parliament in London, England
Original
Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose so let me simply add that it's my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.
My Translation
Voilà! In view, a humble experienced dramatic person, cast in the place of another as both prey and evil person by the changes of Fate. This appearance, no mere mask of self-admiration, is a sigh of the public opinion, now empty, gone. However, this courageous visit of a past irritation, stands animated, and has pledged to conquer these bribable and actively poisonous loathsome people leading the political bad habit and allowing the severely ferocious and consuming abuse of free will. The only judgment is revenge; a grudge, held as a dedication, not in arrogance, for the worth and truth of such shall one day prove innocence of the careful and the good. In truth, this soup of repetition seems most wordy so let me simply add that it's my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.
This piece really isn't that hard to memorize. If you don't know what the words mean, then it's very hard.
Once you understand it, though. It becomes easier, as you actually feel like you are introducing yourself, rather than reciting a speech. Took me 2 days to memorize.
DGrant1010 3 months ago
it's kinda awesome that she learned it, cause its fucking hard. But... she sort of rapes it with her embarrasly bad flow and tempo
vcistheshit 3 months ago
You're alright by me. However, I do think you might need to get laid or something. You're too tense, I think?
thatoriginalguy 4 months ago
They say, when in London you are never more than 5 foot away from a rat....this proves it
deathsquaddan 4 months ago
dont rush, enunciate and articulate. dont shout. taste the words. like swallowing a truffle in whole
HUNKragor 2 years ago
Meh not bad. just some constructive critisism, the tone is good, the accent is good, but i think some body movements and a tad slower of a pace would make it perfect.
nice job though.
NevergonnaNEDM 2 years ago
Realize this, memorization, especially this piece isn't easy.
NevergonnaNEDM 2 years ago
better than you could do bud
very very nice, random nexopia girl =p
NevergonnaNEDM 2 years ago
Cool. xD
Cellye 3 years ago