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Uploaded by on Mar 16, 2010

Zombieland has 32 rules


Rule 1: Cardio

Rule 2: Beware of Bathrooms:


Rule 3: Seatbelts

Rule 4: Doubletap


Rule 5: No Attachments


Rule 6: Travel in a Group


Rule 7: Keep the Dumb Dumbs Close at Hand


Rule 8: Kill with Efficiency


Rule 9: Guns Are for Hunting,


Rule 10: Be Quiet


Rule 15: Know Your Way out!


Rule 17: Don't Be a Hero


Rule 18: Limber Up


Rule 19: Blend in


Rule 20: Find The Right Shelter


Rule 21: Zombies cant Climb


Rule 22: Be ruthless


Rule 23: God Bless Rednecks


Rule 24: No Drinking

Rule 31: Check the Back Seat


Rule 32: Enjoy the Little Things

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  • the 32 rules of youtube!

    rule 1-32 dont post fucking sideshows!

  • where is 11,12,13,14,16,25,26,27,28,29, and 30.

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  • Rule Number 17 was changed to "Be a Hero".

    Rule Number 21 is a load of crap, pretty sure there were zombies climbing in the movie.

    Rule Number 33 (Yep, I'm adding this one on behalf of zombies everywhere) states that you are an idiot, and not even worthy of being eaten by a zombie. Learn to count, watch the movie, and don't disrespect the greatest movie of all time. Oh, and Enjoy the Little Things :)

  • #2 is double tap have you even seen the movie

  • @bibblles at the end, yes, I guess!

  • @ROBLOXisthebestparas so the movie is telling people to go be an hero?

  • How would mad cow disease turn them into zombies

  • what is this song i forget??

  • this sucks ass omg

  • Dude, can you at least try to count?

  • Didn't you see the movie? At the end he crosses over the ''dont'' from ''dont be a hero''!

  • I think he´s zombie-curious

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