Mississippi Madman - La Crosse Serial Killer Song

LYRICS:

this town has got a drinking problem
and it gets worse here every year
he stalks his victims by the river
he stalks the students full of beer

he's a Mississippi Madman
and it's a Mississippi mystery
is there a Mississippi Madman?
the maddest murderer in history!

he lurks in shadows down on Third Street
he knows the river like his hand
he chooses victims very carefully
the ones that cannot stand

somehow he gets them to the river
somehow he pushes them in
somehow they do not struggle
somehow they can't swim

ooh he's a Mississippi Madman
and it's a Mississippi mystery
is there a Mississippi Madman?
the maddest murderer in history!

he's known as Chief Kondraki
and he is just like an Iraqi
he has no direction
and he sees no connection

to the Mississippi Madman
ooh it's a Mississippi mystery
is there a Mississippi madman?
the maddest murderer in history!

I play Guitar, madolin, drum, and I believe there are five vocal tracks layed down.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• mississippi
• madman
• lacrosse
• la
• crosse
• wisconsin
• serial
• killer
• student
• drowning
• smiley
• face
• college
• drinking
• deaths
• killers

[twoliveted]

i would like to say it isn't just alcohol the makes people end up in the river, it is the energy drinks as well. nobody mentions it, but the trend started around the same time mixing energy drinks and alcohol became a trend. people in the 70s and 80s would go downtown and drink cheap g heileman beer and pass out. people in the 90s and 2000s drink vodka red bulls and lose all sense of being while being hyped up on energy.

[Ferrisfair]

@twoliveted Bingo!

[Ferrisfair]

The event that inspired me to write this song, was the televised "Town Hall Meeting" on the subject. I watched in amazement and amusement as person after person bombarded Chief Kondraki with conspiracy questions that got more and more twisted. Through this mess, one voice rose above all, the voice of reason, and that was Chief Kondraki. He maintained a calm control, as the room went haywire around him. I wish I had taped it because it was an amazing moment in La Crosse history.

[lithion]

Dude!!! Randomly at 2:46 my brother and sister in law are in that picture. Hilarious!!!

[Ferrisfair]

Not too random... I know B & J.....

[hollystaff1080]

best song ever written

[homeranelmo]

Very Creative.

Nice Voice!

[drumheadcircle]

This song mocks the kids who died- like they were just drunks who fell in the river...When they threaten to do terrible things to you and throw you in the river then sing your dumb song- "You can't stand the victims?" Your an asshole- I'd like to come there and annoy you till you threaten to do me like they did...You can joke but yer no better than them- They almost got me- I'm going back for them!

[EducationalComedy]

im from la crosse...scary stuff lol

[hollystaff1080]

look ... i have a close relative who passed in an automobile accident where alcohol was involved... thats up to the person to decide and that is free will at play... when someone kills you and throws you in the river .... thats totally not up to you then is it ...?....>>????

[hollystaff1080]

google "sfkillers" it's Christie Piehl"s website everything about this case is there ... also look up Dwight Clark missing WWU student found in the Bellingham, WA bay ... coroner says accidental drowning ... creepy.... :-) ... watch out kiddies ... there is some one out there watching you :-)

[omgmeghan]

I moved to LA about a year ago from La Crosse and when my mom called and told me about another drowning, I was seriously curious. I believe there's a serial killer, it's too uncanny. But I love La Crosse, I miss it so! Can't wait to come back. <3

[ernestss123]

bad

[myndraepp]

Jake you have the second stupidest comment here, no wait third. the gangsta guy was dumber. other than that i just got to say La Crosse put up some cameras. 9 drownings in 13 years... 24-25 since 1974? it's not a gay thing, it's not a black thing, it's not a good thing. it's weird and needs more attention.