The Evangelist

The Evangelist, Pastor Dallas, speaks on doubt.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• evangelist
• preacher
• pastor
• church
• sermon
• funny
• televangelist

[melyniabelle]

Bahaha I love when Christians get pissed off and call ppl Satan.

[hhowe511]

Doubt? I doubt this guy has seen his pecker in a long time.

[bubblinbrownsugar616]

Something tells me he lives in a van down by the river........

[angellicvoices]

i wanna be just like you pastor dude!! youre soooo cool.

[99minerkc]

Pastor, what's the bible say about GLUTTONY? It's a SIN. Ya think you may need to lose a few LBS here brother?

[Hermy1138]

this is parody, right?

[aubhar]

Gluttony is a sin you know.

[CrimesonWitcher]

@cwross1976 No see my belief is based on logic so it does mean something because on some level it makes sense. You telling me that what you believe is true just because it was written by men two thousand years ago in an age of ignorance instead of being written by angels makes it meaningless because it could have been made up.

[cwross1976]

@CrimesonWitcher i hope you're right, i really do. becasue if i'm right alot of people are going to be very uncomfortable for a very long time for not very good reasons. oh and remember that when God says a thing is so it is in fact so, like light and breath of life. you don't believe it... fine, your beliefs mean nothing.

[CrimesonWitcher]

@cwross1976 People have been saying the world is gonna end since the days of the crusades and stil hasn't happened yet. I'm sure it's not gonna have for the next five thousand years. The bible means nothing.

[dzpisx]

@skipdimple He's making fun of the televangelists who plainly JUST want your money. The prosperity gospel i one sentence: "God wants you rich, send me the check." Remember that preacher who set up prayer cloth scams? Send the "pastor" money, he'll send you a prayer cloth. Send it back with a $20 dollar bill, and he'll sign it and say a prayer for you. It was heretical to say the least. And you're right, "pastor dallas" is fictional and they probably aren't Christians. I'm praying they convert...