"STD Story" (Medical Spoof Cover of Taylor Swift's "Love Story")

This medical spoof song is dedicated to my OB/GYN preceptor Dr. R Moos =)

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"STD Story"
(Karaoke: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22Vce2Y7NMA)
(Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLJ3o38zEPg&feature=related)

You were so young when I first met you
I delivered you in the OR on a Friday morn
We induced you so that you were born

See the lights, see the nurses in blue gowns
I see them carrying you off to the incubator now
Little did I know

That you'd be coming into my office years later
Cuz your daddy said stay away from bad boys
And you were crying in the lobby
Worried you might have caught something, and I said

Sweetie, just let me take a look and I'll exam
I'll be swabbing all around to make sure
You'll feel some pressure, its from the speculum
If it's an STD, you'll hear from us really soon

So I ran a culture and a urine sample
I took some blood, ran a pregnancy test to rule it out
Teens these days are a little wild...oh oh

As you were growing up, I did your female annuals
And your daddy said stay away from bad boys
But you were asking me for scripts
So I wrote you some OCPs and I said

Sweetie just promise me youll be more careful next time
I'll be waiting for your lab results to come
We'll check for HPV, herpes, syphilis, molluscum
If it's an STD, you'll hear from us really soon

Sweetie, your pap came back a bit abnormal
This may not mean a thing, we'll have to repeat it
Don't be afraid, we'll make it out of this mess
If it's an STD, youll hear from us really soon
Oh ohhhh oh ohhhhh

You're probably tired of waiting
Wondering if you were positive for something
You're anxious and also thinking
Maybe you should use protection next time, and I said

Sweetie I finally got your test results back
You kept calling our office but we didnt know
Until now I'm sure you're getting really curious
I showed her all the negatives and pulled out a condom saying

These are more effective
You wont have to freak out again
I want you to be as safe as you can be
I wont tell your dad -- thats HIPAA violation!
Theres no STD, Im sure youre glad to know...soon

Oh ohhhh oh ohhhhh
Cuz you were so young when I first met you

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Theresa
• Nguyen
• KCOM
• parody
• medical
• spoof
• cover
• OB/GYN
• STD
• Love
• Story
• Taylor
• Swift

[ryskybizz]

molluscum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mattyboy783]

thats hilarious

[cornflakecrisis]

OMG this is hilarious.