Portal 2 - End Turret Song/opera Translated

Damn onions....

After a small chase from Reddit through the Steam forums I seemed to come across what is apparently the most accurate translation here:
http://www.indies4indies.com/?page_id=773/

Also note:
Pun: Chell = It. "ciel" = "sky" = "oh heavens!"

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• portal
• two
• portal2
• end
• opera
• chior
• singing
• song
• fat
• turret
• turrets
• farewell
• animal
• king
• sad
• ONIONS
• GOT
• ME
• AGAIN

[ChUmBaWaMbA31]

On Google Translate, instead of "Cell" it says "heaven." Hm...

[camerond0]

@ChUmBaWaMbA31 Ciel (sky/heaven) is supposedly a pun on her name, Chell.

[CptCool2]

@Anonomous0C That was beautiful ;n;

[pikachewhiest]

@IJustMovedHere yes i did too

[pikachewhiest]

Did any one else freak out when you saw the singing turret at the end after seeing them in rattmans den

[pikachewhiest]

If chell went to bring your daughter to work day as a kid then how was she testing as a adult when GLaDOS menchoned it

[DigiDuncan]

CONTINUED;

"Now where were we?..."

As testing goes on, GLaDOS not only makes Chell realize her true past, but realizes herself that not only can she not really delete Caroline, but that Chell is also her best friend.

Also, Wheatley.

*EPIC PORTAL MUSIC*

[DigiDuncan]

CONTINUED;

Chell decides to apply.

Upon her arrival to the Facility, she is escorted by a robot to a room with a large monitor displaying GLaDOS, and three chairs, two occupied by other woman.

When Chell enters the room, GLaDOS asks the two to step inside a glass tube.

They do.

The facility gets locked up, and the girls get neurotoxined.

"I told you never to come back. Oh, right, the amnesia. Let's fix that."

A laser is shot into Chells ear, and comes out the other.

It all comes back.

"Now wher

[DigiDuncan]

Hi! I'm not asking for likes, but please like this is it sounds good: Portal 3, by DigiDuncan. We start the game with Chell in an apartment is a NYC-esque city, but very futuristic, with like, moving sidewalks and stuff. She opens a news paper, beside her a companion cube as she eats breakfast. We see the Want Ads: Wanted, a test subject for science! Criteria: Lower to mid 20s Agile Gymnastic Suffers from no medical ailments If interested, contact 188APERTURE, or visit us at the Aperture Scienc

[molly1002]

I'm not crying...I just have something in my eye...*Crying out of control* (Who thinks a deer should have ran by at the end? :P)

[tristan7grunt]

@Anonomous0C I just kept staring at them in disbelief, then when I went up I thought it was done, and then a panicked again, but....... no bullets........ but.... singing.....

[Chipmunkerer]

Creis uncontrollably*

[L0LWTF1337]

The game isnt over until the fat turret sings.