The Onion News Network's Suzanne Sena on Brooke Alvarez' aspirations

Full article here: http://www.examiner.com/tv-insider-in-los-angeles/danielle-turchiano

The Onion is out to dominate TV with a new series on IFC. Suzanne Sena stars are Brooke Alvarez, newscaster for 'FactZone'. Here she talks about her rivalry with Wolf Blitzer, advice for would-be journalists, and her own aspirations for world domination.

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• the onion news network
• onn
• suzanne sena
• brooke alvarez
• television
• interview
• factzone

[nipplesnipplenipples]

Either she's really tiny, or that's a HUGE couch.

[R9forever]

I'm in love

[huuuubaah]

She's awesome! Great personality, Love her!

[JTMondal]

I woud hit it!

[CamNM1991]

She fucking looks good in 240p, can't imagine her in 1080p

[dudesonman4200]

@devourerofbabies

Shes 48 and Im 17. Just in case you didnt realize btw, I was being sarcastic

[devourerofbabies]

@dudesonman4200 You're 80 years old?

[dudesonman4200]

After watching several episodes of the ONN, I quickly fell in love with Brooke. I then proceeded to creepily research her, and in doing so, I actually found out that she and I share the same birthday, April 2nd. Clearly, The Gods Have Spoken. It doesnt matter that we are 31 years apart

[szatmar666]

@owlandtree I agree with most of that except that "Obama took the brunt of it". He had a chance in April of 2009 to change Bush's fiscal policies, his monetary policies, the military spending level etc. He didn't do any of that. Unlike EVERY pres in my lifetime he left the taxrates, interest rates and all major econ policies of the opposite party in place. Clinton at least raised taxes with only 50 votes in the Senate in 93. Americans R bent over and that broomstick is bipartisan.

[owlandtree]

@szatmar666 Bushes $7.7 Trillion TARP bend-over was the icing on his fattening cake. Obama took the brunt of that Fallout. Who could recover from that? Not our economy. Nationalism is dead. USA voters are easily manipulated into being pacified, while Congress creates tax breaks and loop holes for Corps to outsource to nations with less educated ppl and fewer laws. THANKS RONNIE RAYGUN, the rest of the nation may have memory loss, but I don't! No Freedom Fries hysteria for Iran war!

[owlandtree]

@szatmar666 Those evil LIberals. Those commie, darkie=luvin Liberals are the reason bad things happen in the Universe. Obama, the nazi, evil emperor of macabre, is responsible for $7.7 Trillion in debt. You want to see how dumb the Neo Cons are watch "The Yes Men Fix the World". They fooled many big corporations into tipping their hands. Stewart and Colbert not running for Prez or even pundits. Cain is so gone. Bachmann is still waiting for US emb in Iran to be evacuated; "Hurrrry"!

[szatmar666]

@owlandtree BTW, the real story goes this way: The Onion started political satire in 1988, then in 1996 they spun off Fox News which is so good that many liberals still believe it's for real and finally Stewart and Colbert, tired of how slow liberals are gave them an undergrad level digest ;)