Microsoft Sam calls Academy to buy a gun

Definately more funny at the time, but still pretty funny (i think) - i used Microsoft Sam to talk to academy's hunting departement, & because i used 'sniper rifle' instead of like 'deer rifle', i guess he thought i was gonna kill someone or somethin like that. .::How i did it::. i used a blank txt document, & wrote in generic phrases or things i could use that relate to the topic (some may not be used). the more you have to choose from, the better it is all the way around. oh, i copy & pasted phrases into Microsoft Sam's speech program & hit 'preview'. (most windows xp & newer have it in Control Panel)

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[speedemon574]

lol an m-14 i think you would have to run that though the FBI if you whanted to buy that gun (if its even leagal)

[dpowersblink182]

@speedemon574 haha you're right, it's def not legal... although they sell a similar (civilian) rifle called the 'M1A'

[Prototype2470]

LOL did you get in trouble for doing that or were you safe from the situation?

[dpowersblink182]

@Prototype2470 nah; so far so good

[AJLogan1]

Microsoft Sam needs that rifle to get Microsoft Anna

[dpowersblink182]

@AJLogan1 indeed he does... our new computers only have Anna. I miss Sam...

[lintongiles]

Do you have an M14, like in the video game Call of Duty 4...

[Petse123321]

Sam's dog maybe shat on the carpet... But I shat my pants while laughing at this.

[xbox360man55]

@dpowersblink182 same here

[TheAsdfm16]

Do you hava a laz3r?

[iamDarkOutcast]

I would like a MOTHERFUCKING DEATH MACHINE.

[alex054739]

Should of said I want a .50 cal...

[mitsukai89]

a sniper rifle is a rifle designed for accuracy and range...

[KillCrash1]

Hello, i would like to buy a rofl copter.

[l0vEr4in]

@naierer Me too, those old ones..