Final Fantasy VII Advent Children - Next Contestant

It's the live version of the song (as I wrote in the first 8 seconds of the video), I uploaded it with the original uncut uncensored version of the song, but youtube kept disabling it! Also, there already was this clip posted on youtube, it got deleted, and I tried to re-create it exactly. Thanks!

Nickelback - Next Contestant

I judge by what she's wearing
Just how many heads I'm tearing
Off of assholes coming on to her
Each night seems like it's getting worse

And I wish she'd take the night off
So I don't have to fight off
Every asshole coming on to her
It happens every night she works

They'll go and ask the DJ
Find out just what would she say
If they all tried coming on to her
Don't they know it's never going to work

They think they'll get inside her
With every drink they buy her
As they all try coming on to her
This time somebody's getting hurt
Here comes the next contestant

Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Is that your hand?
I wish you'd do it again
I'll watch you leave here limping
I wish you'd do it again
I'll watch you leave here limping
There goes the next contestant

I even fear the ladies
They're cool but twice as crazy
Just as bad for coming on to her
Don't they know it's never going to work

Each time she bats an eyelash
Somebody's grabbing her ass
Everyone keeps coming on to her
This time somebody's getting hurt
Here comes the next contestant

Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Is that your hand?
I wish you'd do it again
I'll watch you leave here limping
I wish you'd do it again
I'll watch you leave here limping
There goes the next contestant

I'm hating what she's wearing
Everybody here keeps staring
Can't wait 'til they get what they deserve
This time somebody's getting hurt
Here comes the next contestant

Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Is that your hand?
I wish you'd do it again
I'll watch you leave here limping
I wish you'd do it again
I'll watch you leave here limping

I wish you'd do it again
Each night seems like it's getting worse
I wish you'd do it again
This time somebody's getting hurt
There goes the next contestant

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[kristynalol]

And yeah, as soon as I found that out I had to re-edit the video so it would match the live AOL version... so thank you for the appreciation

[kristynalol]

This was the only version of the song that youtube let me upload; all the other I've tried uploading just got cut out

[dimi732]

redicolooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooouuuuuuuuuuuuusssss don´t do that again man... your voice is a big shit sorry but is true :(

[kristynalol]

@dimi732 actually it's chad kroeger and ryan peake's voices, as they introduce themselves from the very beginning, not mine =D

ps: i'm a girl

[satmtca]

2 PEOPLE GOT THEIR ASS KICKED

[RhiannonZRock]

@kristynalol Why is this edited??? Ass and Asshole are not Profane..., They exist and this song is trashed now that it's sensored. What a frigging waste. It'd be really great if it wasn't trashed now~!!! Rhiannon

[44445au]

i remember watching the old version nearly everday :)

[MyEmoRubberDuckie]

I fucking love this video. I always have and always will. Didnt you have another version of this video? Cause I remember seeing this, and it was more then a year ago.

[DoltonDavis]

get laid

[battlerboy]

when will they learn not to miss with Cloud's women? how many times does he have to kick their asses until they stop pissing him off?

[fyrestorme123]

completely killed the mood - take out all the swears ... :(