What do I know from Christmas? (a Jewish Christmas)

What do I Know from Christmas? ©Kevin Budd 2008

It's Goyim Christmas time again
Mit lights and songs in all da stores
And Santa bringing chatchkis to
The Goyim girls and Boys

So vat's dis ting I see above
Like Close Encounters Third Kind movie?
Unidentified flying Santa
Dis goyim schmuck's nicht groovy

Dis grosse mensch in schmatas red
Is waking me from in mine bed
He's causing headache in mine head
What do I know from Christmas?

He's on some kinda grosse sleigh
He's landing on mine house, oy vay!
What's the deal and what's da fuss?
Why he does not take da bus?

Dat big brown moose has big red nose
And horns like big fat fork
So vat's dat called, is deer or cow?
Is dat some kinda pork?

Next year me and Zelda go
Down to where there's no cold snow,
We'll miss dis Christmas all mishegas
And watch a show down in Las Vegas!

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[JaredChacon]

this song sounds cool!