I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THE INSTRUMENTAL IN THIS SONG...NO COPYRIGHT INTENDED.
LYRICS:i got a gilf in my room, dolly parton on my bed.
stiffy in my pants, she looks like mister ed.
i pay her by the hour, why am i even hard?
i could use this money, instead of my debit card.
she needs to drop them panties, i love meat curtains.
woah is that a dick, i'm not really certain.
i love saggy titties, she tucks them in her girdle.
she smells like tuna,but she is really fertile.
i found my car keys up under that cottage cheese.
damn that smell, it'll probably make you weez.
bend over baby i need u to spell run,
your like my other hoes your tons of fun.
chorus:
so i'm gunna pick ya ass up and imma drop you on tha fuckin bed.
yea imma pick ya ass up and imma drop you on tha fuckin bed.
you smell bad, meat curtains motha fucka.
hop in tha sheets and leave stains mutha fucka, you stank.
ewwwww you stank.
where'd you get those bloomers were they on sale at walmart?
your makin a parachute, everytime you fart.
damn girl that smells it smells like teen spirit.
if you played me in scrabble, you'd probably win it.
let me see you knit socks i love pure cotton.
dang girl that crotch stinks, i bet it's probably rotten.
drop them panties i wanna see that monkey.
dang i saw a crotch flee, i bet thats fonky.
chorus:
so i'm gunna pick ya ass up and imma drop you on tha fuckin bed.
yea imma pick ya ass up and imma drop you on tha fuckin bed.
you smell bad, meat curtains motha fucka.
hop in tha sheets and leave stains mutha fucka, you stank.
ewwwww you stank.
i see you have tattoos on each butt cheek.
i love how it spells mom it always has me weak.
ewww a bathing suit, i wish it was summer.
lets be like gucci, give me brain in that hummer.
i really love your house, plastic on the couch.
your poodles cute too, his shirt with the pouch.
you've had that perfume since roosevelt was elected.
everytime you wear it, my penis gets erected.
fix me some waffles, they better be homemade.
when she wears that nightgown i bet she gets laid.
i love your slippers too, they go good with wool socks.
that bacon had me clogged, my shit was like rocks.
those meteors hit the toilet, the water splashed my butt.
i'm glad you got lyposuction, cuz now theres no gut.
i love when i bath you, let me add the bubbles.
everytime we do it, you cum a freakin puddle.
drop them panties, let me work my tongue.
damn i'm getting lost, the smells got me stunned.
bend your ass over, i want to see your duke.
so when i leave, i know where to puke.
chorus:
so i'm gunna pick ya ass up and imma drop you on tha fuckin bed.
yea imma pick ya ass up and imma drop you on tha fuckin bed.
you smell bad, meat curtains motha fucka.
hop in tha sheets and leave stains mutha fucka, you stank.
ewwwww you stank.
what the fuck? kill me please
drugmetaltv 1 year ago
@drugmetaltv okayy..... you got a gun?
bobbyisrandom 1 year ago
Lmao, rednecks. Amusingly pathetic, thumbs up for the great laughter!
blazerizor 1 year ago 2
@blazerizor ha go to walker county, al. you don't know rednecks.
bobbyisrandom 1 year ago