Scandalous Kiddie Porn! XXX!! (Part 1)

Checking gender on the first of this season's kids. I'm told that, if you make a shocking YouTube title, it gets more views. Anything with sex sells. The viral video dudes say you should even put a bikini girl right in the middle of your videos so they appear in thumbnails, but all I had on hand was this naked goat girlie. She has no shame and is hoping to win a contract with PlayGoat Magazine for Bucks. Anyone who breeds fine goats knows it's a life of mostly sex, pasture harems, and encouraged rampant debauchery out here. Fornication galore! Sin city! That's all they do daily is eat, sleep, play, romp around, fornicate, thrash hotel rooms, scream, bask in the sun when partied out. They live life in the fast lane.

So, we'll see how it goes. I can hear the YouTube haters now: "OMG! How can you joke about something so hideous?!" Well, cuz we produce only legitimate kiddie porn here. That's why. In these parts, men PREFER goats. We don't mess with women or children! But, beware! This film contains graphic scenes of goat nudity. Some threats of goat violence against Doggy. A bit of Rottweiler cursing wolf vulgarities. Mostly the usual goat fondling. Just a goat tour. I used to keep track of goats on paper, but it's so much faster and easier to just digital photograph and video them. Birth dates, progress, photo comparisons, insurance & breeding records are so much easier this way.

Category:

Pets & Animals

Tags:

• Boer
• goats
• fullblood
• livestock
• Toggenburg
• pet
• animal
• farm
• ranching
• organic
• sustainable
• biodynamic
• Rottweiler
• herding

[SnowRanchCA]

Wow! I guess the shocking title worked because it had lots of views quickly. :-)