Nikki Glaser (LCS Season 4 Ep. 2)

As performed on Last Comic Standing; Season 5 Episode 2 (6/6/06)

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• last
• comic
• standing
• nikki
• glaser
• comedy

[spadgecrouch]

Thanks for explaining it. Sometimes explaining jokes make them much funnier...

[Krimzonight]

roflmao....you guys are way too serious its just a joke...LMAO long lasting emotional and psychological damage...haha "i just threw the dollar in and said: well then f*#k this s*#t bitch!"

[DraconianTroll]

lame as fuck! get the fuck off the stage

[IKraidenI]

@1000blabbities You have to be trolling, I gave you my reasoning as to why it adds up to 1 dollar (she swore 4 times and each time costs her 1 quarter, so 4 quarters equals 1 dollar not $1.25) Also if the reason im getting this wrong is my "limited counting ability" then how would a clicker change the answer i get, i would still be the one counting not the clicker. I would love for you to show any proof that it adds to $1.25 and since its so obvious it shouldnt be that hard of a task for you

[1000blabbities]

@IKraidenI Tell me in the name of great scott! Really, I meant really if you can you not see the proof. Obvious to anyone the proof is in the pudding. Like the vid is only a minute and twenty-six seconds long. Limited counting ability is the only reason I can see you overlooking it. Even, if it is I can only implore you again to purchase a clickety machine. Deeply breathe, a couple of times and give it one more go round. AGAIN, that is all you should need.

[IKraidenI]

@1000blabbities well i have given you proof to back up my argument and all you have done is fixate on me getting a clicker. I know, or at least hope, you are trolling cause you honestly can not be this stupid.

[1000blabbities]

@IKraidenI The vid is right there. Really what is wrong with you? Oh, how can you keep missing it? Like seriously, get a clicker and play it in slow motion...like slow. Lowest playback speed with sound and then you'll have the answer. Easy stuff man its not calculus. Dats all you should need.

[IKraidenI]

@1000blabbities I really hope you are trolling, she said 4 "bad words" the same ones i stated earlier and if each one costs her 25 cents that would equal $1.00, id love if you could find this elusive 5th cuss word that i seem to be missing and rather than tell me to get a clicker how about link to the part in the video.

[1000blabbities]

@IKraidenI

Get a clicker and watch it again.

[IKraidenI]

@1000blabbities She said 4 words that would cost her money (damn fuck shit bitch) 25 cents is the fee for using these words in the premise of the joke so that would cost her a dollar not a $1.25. Maybe you should watch the video again with a clicker cause i think you have downs if you cant even follow that logic. Also why would she write a joke to try and win a contest and get the math wrong on it?

[1000blabbities]

@IKraidenI

Perhaps you should rewatch the video with a one of those little clickers from the start of the joke and then you'll have your answer.

[IKraidenI]

@1000blabbities because 1+3=5 amirite?