My pledge for the nation. (denouncing Dr. Ron Paul)

I have been corrupted by goldismoney.info and ronpaul.org. This is my pledge to rid my life of the trappings of anti-social, anti-American behavior. This is what remains of my precious metals, ammunition, Chick tracts, and survival food. I pledge to get rid of it all and vote for Hillary Clinton. I hereby renounce Dr. Ron Paul and the goldismoney.info forums for the good of my country, my family, and my mental well-being. Please do not visit ronpaul.org and goldismoney.info. You may learn some things that are very hard to unlearn. Let freedom ring?

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[Arizno3000]

Housing value are at a low. They are expected to drop an additional 25% by 2010. Obviously you have no clue of what your precious government is doing to you. I wonder if you would talk that nice about me after I raped you.

[Agforthebirds]

Maybe if you held me afterward.

[amelorn]

Who is this? It's Baldwin from GIM. I laughed as I read this. A rational human putting money in a mutual fund? A GIM viewer giving up his guns and gold? A young man supporting Hillary? Surpassingly excellent satire, Mr. Swift. If you excuse me, I need to go see if my meal of Donegal Infant has its juices suffiently sealed in.

[Agforthebirds]

Hey Baldwin! Thanks for posting the link over on GIM. I didn't want to do it myself and give away my secret identity, lol. (I am a registered poster there) Excellent allusion to "A Modest Proposal," by the way. :)

[SOSnUSA]

sarcasm? Good way to spend your time, I guess.

The sheep still need the view count to help their tiny little egos.

Good luck with that.

Maybe one day you'll do the right thing, After you've done everything else.

[Agforthebirds]

Sigh.

[Hopeful71]

I feel bad for you if you sold off your precious metals for Mutual Funds...I went the exact opposite way last year. Still got hosed by what I had left in Mutual Funds but diversifying some of your investments with precious metals is always a nice hedge. Stockpiling it like the world is going to end is not wise or healthy but I hope you kept some of it.

[xexorz]

Such straight faced (worded) satire!!! Genius!

But.. for real though...

Ron Paul 2008 ! !

[deliriousdan637]

Good luck when the shit hits the fan.

[atchisrj1]

What a moron. You are demented man.

[photon1138]

Dammit to hell... you nearly had me believing this for the face of it ... until you mentioned your shrink... truly enjoyed this compilation of satire... "I feel better" Cheers!

[zooxanthus]

whats wrong with a gold standard? you dont like having a stable economy? If Something happened to our way of life here in america (which it will, the world cannot sustain everyone living like us) Then those metals and guns will be the best thing you ever bought. Your mutual fund however, even if it was worth 1 million dollars would probably buy you 10 loafs of bread.

[szczepan4069]

you are one sorry ass dude.....hope there are more like you.......leaves more silver for the rest of us......oh.....you dont need to sell your bible!!!....you may need it in the not too distnat future.....

[BrownJT7]

What a dope

[evangrogers]

ROFL!!! I bet this twit is pissed off!!!

He sold his gold and silver BEFORE 1/20/08, so that means...

Each ounce he sold was sold for under $850, but now it could have been sold for $1100!

$250 per ounce down the crapper.

Silver was selling around $13. Now it's hovering around $17 -not a huge difference, but... that looks like a LOT of silver!!

AHAHAHahahahahahahahahahahahah

[siggy16]

slave

[MrGreatLakesBuffalo]

You fucking pussy. So this video was done in 1/08. I bet you had all that shit now. Gold is almost $1,100 as of 11/09. The govt. is printing money like crazy. Indian central bank just bought 200 tons of gold from the IMF in a back door deal. So now I really think you are misguided. Yeah, we might rescue your punk ass from a fema camp one day. Anybody watching this video...turn it off.. Up your ass with the second amendment. Hilary? Fucking bitch. you are fucking nutz.

[temujin1970]

you feel better eh?. How do you feel now in oct 09?. Gold at $1060. I have made a killing thank you very much :-)