Imma Tank!!! WOW RAP

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This is not our attempt at "real" rap or hip hop or whatever they call it these days... We just tried to mimic it as best as we can for parody purposes. This song was all in fun. Its WOW based for crying out loud! At 250,000 views the mp3 will be available for free download. Lyrics below!

Question: Which is the best taking class of World of Warcraft?
The best tanking class is a pally tank and am Furious Phil
Hell no it is a druid and I am Mad Max
OMG Warrior tanks are the best and I am Angry Auto
And we are totemlycool!

[Chorus]
Im a tank Im a tank Im a tank Pally
Im a tank Im a tank Im a tank Druid
Im a tank Im a tank Im a tank Warrior
Im a tank Im a tank Im a tank hardcore!

[Furious Phil] Pally
[Verse 1]

Make no mistake, Im a Pally tank
And you will get served off my armor plate
An AOE tank, the type that makes the earth shake
I make them all concentrate on my consecrate
You produce threat but I produce hate
My DPS stays high like my hit rate
So dont be afraid when I run you through a raid
I have so much dodge the game will say Evade
20k HP I will never fall
Not at all, I protect like Armor All
Gruuls, Zul, I run through them all
Send me through them walls like a wrecking ball
I got the whole instance beating on my chest
Dodge, block , parry; 550 defense
The best DPS; no match for my Pally threat
The reason my whole guild dressed in epic sets!

[Chorus]

[Mad Max] Druid
[Verse 2]

I make them bleed! Bleed! Bleed!!!
Mangle, lacerate, they satisfy my needs
When rogues see me they switch DOT's
When warriors see me they use DOT's
Rupture, garrote; Bleed! Bleed!
Rend, deep wounds; Bleed! Bleed!
Just when you think thats all they can take
DPS cat form, I hit them with Rake!
490 Defense you aint talking about me
Survival of the fittest, know what I mean?
WTF? You trying to polymorph me?
You just wasted your mana, now watch me waste your HP
Im a full time harcore tank, no fear
The only class that can tank in PVP gear!
20k armor that nothing to me!
Shape-shift and my stats go leet!

[Chorus]2x

[Angry Auto]
Listen to the two of you going back and forth
Druid tank, Pally tank; Its all rubbish!
Im going to show you two douche bags how it really goes down
This is Auto representing for the Warriors

[Verse 3]

To be most effective be a warrior tank
Weve been the best since the creation of the game
Got avoidance stacked over 65 percent
If I dont dodge or parry then Im blocking those hits
Devastate! Devastate! Stacking up the agro!
Feed me the heals and the mob will never let go
Sunder got them squishy like their cloths have been washed with snuggle
All I need is rage! I dont need no fur or bubble!
Sheid Block makes it so I cant be touched
So your weak hits; Im eating them for lunch
Mob coming at you? Dont worry Ill just taunt it
If he resist; intervene so I get hit
Sheild Wall on so Im laughing at the blows
Im a warrior, dont tickle me with those!
Compared to me all other tanks are just wack
And if you try to cast spell reflect will send it back
Take that!

[Chorus] 2x

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Warcraft
• pvp
• parody
• warrior
• shaman
• rogue
• paladin
• hunter
• druid
• priest
• warlock
• mage
• arena
• rap
• crit
• dps
• pve
• horde
• alliance
• totemly
• cool
• tank
• song
• wow

[urban2306]

FUCK OFF YOU COPIERS!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS SONG SUCKS MORE DICK THAN BLACK PROSTITUES

[TotemlyCool]

@urban2306 so does your mom

[GrandxE]

evertime i'm in a random while i tank (so all the time) i play the song and never whipe!

[Pocketyuf]

Warriors!

[Monndays]

28 People play Death Knight tanks.

[shadehealer]

Pets dont have armor and my druid has 10 times more hp

[abspartanlaser]

My pet has 20k HP...and im a hunter...more than most tanks i encounter...

[afrohero891]

@urban2306 LOL

[8jazz4]

@KongregateBadgeQuest only u jordan pwnswalls is right my mans rogue tank bitch!

[abspartanlaser]

im a hunter and i listen 2 dis when i do dungeons and laugh when the tank dies :P

[djpooh28]

Oh yes, and I think warrior rap wins the battle!! A.A. all the way lol

[djpooh28]

@TotemlyCool Tell him, and this song doesn't suck.. you guys are AWESOME I listen to this song all the timmmmme. Love . It . You guys don't give up making songs, they're awesome