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Jessica's "Daily Affirmation" - FIXED

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Uploaded on Jan 17, 2011

(New version fixing an issue in the original that "squishes" the picture a bit.)
Jessica has a day where she's feeling ... really good about her life. (December 2001)

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++++FAQ for this video ++++
Q: How old was Jess at the time of the video?
A: She'd turned 4 about 6 weeks before the video was shot.

Q: How old is she now?
A: Depends on when you're reading this, but she was born in late October of 1997.

Q: What does she say at the beginning?
A: Though some claim they hear the word "assert" - as in assertive - she's actually saying I can be a "shark" - but it sounds like "sark" because she was incapable of making "sh" sounds at this time.

Q: Are you sure she's not saying "I can be a SARK?" Her daily affirmations are consistent with the teachings of the author SARK.
A: This is an interesting coincidence, but a coincidence nonetheless.

Q: Does she say, "I like my 'elephants'?"
A: More than one person has thought that, but she's actually saying I like my "Allisons." Allison is her aunt.

Q: Does Jess have more than one mom? She says I like my "moms."
A: No, she just has one mom and one dad (me.) For some reason she was "pluralizing" several things in her "like list." That's why she says "Allisons" and "cousins" (she only has one.)

Q: What does she say at the 22 second mark?
A: I really don't know, though I do have a theory now: this video was taken right around Christmas-time, and it ALMOST sounds like she's saying "I like my presents." So that's what I think it is - but I could be wrong.

Q: Did she do this affirmation every day?
A. Yes, until the age of seven. ... Just kidding. :-) I think this was a day when the video camera was out, so there was an element of "putting on a show" - but Jessica still meant every word. Though she may have been hamming it up a bit, she was sincere in the things she was saying.

VIDEO MILESTONES FOR THE *ORIGINAL VIDEO* (for those interested in stats):
- 6/16/09: video is uploaded
- 5/1/10: less than 5,000 views
- 5/21/10: views hit 1,000,000
- 5/26/10: views hit 2,000,000
- 6/16/10: views hit 3,000,000
- 8/20/10: views hit 4,000,000
- 10/15/10: views hit 5,000,000
- 12/22/10: views hit 6,000,000

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  • VooDoo Calugaru

    I lisen to this every morning,helped me quit smoking!

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  • dmchatster

    , that is EXCELLENT! Good for you!!

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  • dmchatster

    Unbelievably, the original video was up all this time, and I've only JUST realized that it's subtly distorted - making Jessica look more "squat" than she really was. Here's a proper version - though a little late.

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  • see4ward

    I hope she spends her whole life this happy!

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  • Berengere Fouqueray

    LOL

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  • LliziChat

    I want my kids to be just like that!!!

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  • Ashlynn Phillips

    This is sooo cute! Way to go Mister.

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  • lilkrunkess

    ---- So Cute , I Like The Part When She Say's..." I Can Do Anything , Yea, Yea, Yea!

    #Just "aDORAble"

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  • Lisa Frostgrim

    LOVE THIS GIRL!! <3

    I just found this video and it is so fantastic =)

    I will watch this every morning, starting up a buisness and really need to be inspired!

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  • carlagirl7

    Every grown up needs to see this....

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  • Harumi Aparicio

    I can do anything good yeah yeah yeah!!!

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  • Marinaandlilah

    i like your hair too!

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