Conservatives: Sex Change Only Barrier Between Gays/Marriage

Rep. Iscoe warns gays will give penises to lesbians who will give them vaginas so that homosexuals can marry and continue their attack on the American family.

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[thecapone45]

Real Marriage= real penis+real vagina! LMAO

[patricksweeney2]

@BrigitteAbbendis You Ma'am are either the sickest wacko or the greatest troll I've ever seen.

[dredful00]

My penis is augmented.

[kinvaras147]

problem catholics?

[ShaggyTheClown17]

@KdogPrime Right, but the thing is a person can't actually change their gender, its completely cosmetic and obviously the person if they have the balls to go all the way with it, wont be able to reproduce if they do, so man or woman they will become a broken one.

And I doubt a homosexual person would want to be with someone who had a sex change to be the opposite, its just a sick and twisted feitsh that they have,unless they fool a nonhomo person I don't think they'll be able to succeed .

[YTVideoJunkie]

Is this satire or a real news program? 

[P0LITICALLYC0RRECT]

@KdogPrime Well, seeing that being gay is always a choice ( and no, you impractical little hippies, you are not born gay, stop encouraging your children that it's not their fault that their buttfucking twits, they are truly flawed ) and it always will be, yes Kdog. It's the closest you guys will get to gay mairrage and acceptance in the public.

[KdogPrime]

@P0LITICALLYC0RRECT Gay marriage defeats its own arguement if one partner gets a sex-reassignment surgery. According to their claims, that makes them of the opposite sex. So if their partner, who fell in love them as a male, still marries them now that they are "female" doesn't that mean that this gay man is choosing to love a woman and is now heterosexual? So being gay is a choice now? They can't have it both ways.

[P0LITICALLYC0RRECT]

@KdogPrime Of course. That's exactly what I'm saying. Of course, it's just a whore in sheep's clothing if you did such, but as long as you look and sound like a woman, I really don't give another fuck about it.

[KdogPrime]

@P0LITICALLYC0RRECT Religious discussion aside, aren't a lot of people conveniently ignoring the simple fact that just because a man feels like a woman and gets sexual re-assignment surgery so that he superficially resembles a women, doesn't change the fact that genetically, he is male, and the rest of his body still is structurally male, and there is no treatment that exists in the world that will change that?

[P0LITICALLYC0RRECT]

I'd have no problem with gays getting married if one looked like a man and one looked like a woman, and one had an adam's apple implemented while the other had it either removed or stayed the same. Sounds like a great idea. Technically, you would be a woman/man at heart and still be able to marry the same sex. Christians would have no protest because you had your godawful anal sex diseased penis removed and your unused vagina ripped from your skin. Let's start a petition to congress for this! :D

[Fireflygamer]

yeah because they do gender reassignment surgery on demand lol, its not like its a 1-2 year possess to get approval. i know i know its a joke but there is a redneck somewhere that thinks you can and people do,have sex change operations on a whim.