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Elliott Kalan: Tomorrow's Andy Rooney Today!

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Uploaded by on Oct 2, 2011

Elliott Kalan has a message for CBS: America needs a whiny curmudgeon, and Elliott Kalan is the whiny curmudgeon it needs!

Sign the petition: http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/kalanisrooney/

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  • Damn it! I had the same idea, but you beat me to it. But you got me with the chewing gum line. I think I'd be a better Andy Rooney since I'm 66 and haven't been giving a crap for way longer than you. AND I even have bushy eyebrows.

  • You're good, Elliott! Good luck!

  • Start your growing your eyebrows. You're hired.

  • Ahhhh I love this guy! I used to pick up the weekend Metro solely to read his column.

  • Brilliant! You ARE the next Andy Rooney! Oodie agrees.

    Madison Public Library

  • If you get the job, can I be your pencil sharpener?

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