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Uploaded by jackbenny on Oct 2, 2011
Elliott Kalan has a message for CBS: America needs a whiny curmudgeon, and Elliott Kalan is the whiny curmudgeon it needs! Sign the petition: http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/kalanisrooney/
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Damn it! I had the same idea, but you beat me to it. But you got me with the chewing gum line. I think I'd be a better Andy Rooney since I'm 66 and haven't been giving a crap for way longer than you. AND I even have bushy eyebrows.
Male92701 4 months ago
You're good, Elliott! Good luck!
joyvis 4 months ago
Start your growing your eyebrows. You're hired.
kpurple84 4 months ago
Ahhhh I love this guy! I used to pick up the weekend Metro solely to read his column.
lisaberlin 4 months ago
Brilliant! You ARE the next Andy Rooney! Oodie agrees.
Madison Public Library
Carriet5350 4 months ago
If you get the job, can I be your pencil sharpener?
onjoFilms 4 months ago
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Damn it! I had the same idea, but you beat me to it. But you got me with the chewing gum line. I think I'd be a better Andy Rooney since I'm 66 and haven't been giving a crap for way longer than you. AND I even have bushy eyebrows.
Male92701 4 months ago
You're good, Elliott! Good luck!
joyvis 4 months ago
Start your growing your eyebrows. You're hired.
kpurple84 4 months ago
Ahhhh I love this guy! I used to pick up the weekend Metro solely to read his column.
lisaberlin 4 months ago
Brilliant! You ARE the next Andy Rooney! Oodie agrees.
Madison Public Library
Carriet5350 4 months ago
If you get the job, can I be your pencil sharpener?
onjoFilms 4 months ago