Study: Americans Get Majority Of Exercise While Drunk
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Anybody else notice that onion news is more truthful than fox, cnn, and etc.
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Being drunk in school was the best! Hooray for Europe bitches!
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random hater comment
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@MrBigEnchilada I...concur
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Another reason I should drink more! :D
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sounds legit.
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I thought The Onion only reported parody news stories? Seriously, this is 100% true.
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this is actually truth, only some onion videos are exaggerations of the truth, and even then it is still pretty much true.
2 months ago 4
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Alcohol causes blood rush that's why people tend to keep moving when drunk.
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lpfan091989 1 year ago 127
They forgot Masturbating. 200 calories burned, bro!
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